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00:00-00:30 - Jesse reads an ad for Chris Paul, John Wall and Paul Walls homemade basketballs.

00:30- 1:55 - The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits and begin a bidding war among their advertisers.

1:55- 3:30- The chefs discuss the significance of the number 83 and how it Jay feelys to be face to face in the podkitchen.

3:30- 5:18 - Jesse and Lance boxer briefly reminisce about the previous Jason Days Braised Friendly golf outing at Marine Chan Ho Park.

5:18-10:11 - Jesse gets Sandra Bullock blindsided by Lance and the podnemesis Eric Seidell who creepily snuck into watch Jesse perform on a show without him being Demarcus aware.

10:11- 16:08 - The chefs talk again about the Braised Friendly golf outing and how it went playing with a manic at the disco Russel Wilson.

16:08- 17:46 - Lance chers that he had a delicious meal Hirsch with Zachary Shnackery and how his yoga instructor told him to get to know his body.

17:46- 53:51 - The chefs Joe List their top nine pasta dishes.

53:51-58:55 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine.

58:55- 1:02:44 - Jesse rehash browns his Lisa fee Lings about Seidell lurking in the shadows for his QAB.

1:02:44-1:05:32- Lances QAB had him having to David Diehl with a couple of scam Newtons at a comedy show.

1:05:32- 1:05:53 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote what they having coming up.

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00:00-00:30- Lance reads an ad for Sean Williams Scotch tape.

00:30-03:22- The chefs give the braiserbacks the real deal Holyfield on why they are recording in the virtual podkitchen again.

03:22-04:32 - Lance accepts the AC slater challenge from Con Ed Harris.

04:32-10:14 - Jesse presents some meal prep and hashes out Lances corn beef hash take as well as Phil Jacksons previous weeks controversial predictions.

10:14-11:45 - Podnemesis Eric Seidel calls Jesse out for his system of a melt down last week.

11:45-15:00 - Jesses highlight had him enjoying Jeannie Bus’s birthday which involved a softball game and a tiki barbecue.

15:00- 25:06 - Lances highlight had him taking the Kansas City Stars on a pizza tour of NYC.

25:06- 1:03:05 - The chefs list their top nine summer beverages.

1:03:05- 1:09:55 - Kate and Phil Jackson predict the chefs top nine Joe Lists.

1:09:55-1:10:30 - The chefs promote the patreonardo dicaprio.

1:10:30- 1:20:43 - Lances QAB had him having to David Diehl with a holiday inn extended stay at Lucali Trevino.

1:20:43- 1:26:00 - Jesse calls out a two time Braised guest for trying to Devin Book him on a road gig at the last second.

1:26:00-1:26:55- The chefs bring in the closer and promote what they have coming up.

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00:00-00:30- Jesse reads an ad for Ben Simmons’ Bricks.

00:30- 01:24 - The chefs dive into episode eighty one and analyze whether being a professional athlete is worth backlashley simpson.

01:24-05:04 - Jesse and Lance reveal parm that they are recording IRL for the first time post pand express in an undisclosed pod basement.

05:04-07:13 - Lance provides information from podnemesis Eric Seidel who aerosplanes why planes seem to be flying faster these days.

07:13- 09:25 - Zachary Shnackery calls Jesses pasta take unhinged and offers to Dalvin Cook him a toothsome emile Hirsch.

09:24- 12:35 - Jesses highlight had him enjoying a spectacular Fathers day and an angelic Tim Salmon.

12:35- 20:07 - Lances highlight also had him going Jake Delhome for Fathers day and having a manly Ramirez meal.

20:07- 55:03- The chefs list their top nine foods to bring over to someone’s Eddie House.

55:03- 1:01:05 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine lists.

1:01:05- 1:01:44 - The chefs promote the patreon Woody page.

1:01:44- 1:13:05 - Lances QAB has him questioning why more men don't go on Christopher walks.

1:13:05- 1:15:20 - Jesse’s QAB has him calling out all the braiserbacks for their glen close mindedness.

1:15:20- 1:16:14 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote what they have coming up.

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00:00-00:30- Lance reads an ad for Summer Sanders Sandals.

00:30- 03:25 - The chefs dip into episode eighty Bryant with an apology willikers from Lance to Jesse.

03:25-04:00 - The chefs are firing on all cylinders and sneak in an early Harvey oswalt plug of their patreon page.

04:00- 07:10 - Jesse receives backlash from several top braiserbacks regarding his pasta slanders Holmvik.

07:10- 9:57- Lance chers that Droad does not enJoy Behar Shake Shaq O’neil burgers.

9:57-18:22 - Lances highlights from the past week involved him going on a standup hot streak a leek and traveling down to Flo Rida with his familia.

18:22-23:40 - Jesses highlights had him also going on a standup hot streak meek mill as well as getting a good haircut despite his hairdresser not asking what kind of trim Jeffries he wanted.

23:40- 1:02:52 - The chefs Joe list their top nine egg dishes.

1:02:52-1:06:24 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine egg dishes.

1:06:24- 1:10:34 - Lances QAB has him questioning whether or not a virtual bike ride across the country for charity is ellen disingenuous.

1:10:34 – 1:16:43 - Jesses QAB had him witnessing an uppity passenger annoying a flight attendant on his plane Grady out to hotel California.

1:16:43- 1:18:16 - The chefs bring in the closer and plug what they have coming up in the air.

The chefs say yes to address their absence last week, chat dennings their top 9 Italian dishes, and Jesse tells the pod nemesis to take a hike. Support the podkitchen on patreon!

00:00-00:30: Jesse reads an ad for new pod sponsor, Bo Burnham's Burnt Ends.

00:30-4:30: Lance starts crying from a contact snafus williams. Tears are Progressively Flo-ing and Lance needs insurance. Ready or snot braised bits.

4:30-9:20 Jesse gives the NBC updateline about his suit supply, and pulls a QAB move to insure his suit wasn't all Henry Wrinkled on the plane.

9:20-13:50: Lance hung sundried tomatoes out to dry a few eps ago but reevaluates his position, then shares some high braise from Braiserbacks Brainiac 2K0 and Zachery Snackery.

13:50-21:15: Lance shares his highlight of Jesse forgetting his birthday and enjoying non kosher suckling pig. Jesse attended a wedding with a suit and signed a joke contract. Jesse then went to the comedy store and saw Sebastian. What was he doin?

21:15:-24:00: Jesse shares his terrible in n out take and Lance threatens to leave the pod before they James Bond over how terrible silent raves are.

24:00-1:00:05 The chefs reveal milanese, parmagiana, and marsala their top 9 italian foods. Jesse continues to insult pasta and there's not even any triumph the dog.

1:00:05-1:05:25: Phil and Kate return after a restless week off for their predictions.

1:05:25-1:18:30: Lance shares an all-time QAB involving the pod nemesis Seidel. Jesse gets punk'd on a plane.

1:18:30-Close: The chefs bring in a closer and conclude van nistelrooy another world cup winning episode.

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00:00-00:30 Jesse read an ad for new sponsor Tom Thibadeau's Ribadeaus.

00:30-5:00 Jesse is firin' and feelin hot as Lance continues to rib him. Jesse has to say this, that Lance is in a different location and he loves the vibes and energy of his farmers apron.

5:00-10:00 Jesse is very into Droad's wifi setup and enjoys talking about wifi and cell service in general. Lance is playing phone tag with an old friend.

10:00-26:30: Jesse gets out of his 20s with a 30th birthday celebration for the rock of ages. First, he talks about how he went right next to Lance's apartment with Phil Jackson and Mr. Bacciagalupe for some road sodas, before taking a trip to Captain Red Hook. Then, he slams his bits on a Tiny Cupboard. Then, other things happen but this is already a long show note. I will say this though, Jesse Lure Fishbars Lance into a political talking point that Lance would Dan Rather dispute. Lance woke up this morning and got himself a new tv series to watch with his wife.

26:30-1:17:00 Jesse dan slathers himself in tuna as they chat their top 9 most overrated foods.

1:17:00-1:24:50: Phil Jackson and Kate serve up their underrated predications about the chefs overrated foods.

1:24:50-1:26:30: Jesse and Lance plug ugly the Patreon.

1:26:30-1:38:10: Jesse's comedy set gets snitched on by a rat. Lance meets a pizza place owner whose constantly putting out feelers. Lance also gets a Tom Clancy's splinter cell.

1:38:10-Close: The chefs bring in the entire bullpen for the closer to get out of the jam that was this episode of Braised Bits. Braise on everybody!

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00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for today's sponsor, No Ads.

00:30-04:00 Lance just woke up from a nap and is having a hard time staying awoke, the chefs talk about their bagel adventures over the weekend.

4:00-6:30: Is Jesse a tasty mushroom or a fungus frerotte?

6:30-15:00 Lance visit Greenwood Cemetery and the King of Guacamole, and goes to Long Island to celebrate the Padmadrea Dematteo's Day. Jesse does standup comedy in a Tiny Cupboard and gets some rides on a Peleton Kruger before heading out to Jersey for a belly of bagels and lox.

15:00-1:09:30: The chefs share their top 9 Jason Streets, and it gets pretty windy at times. Buckle up!

1:09:30-1:14:20: Kate shares her LPPs and street treats, and Phil Jackson asks to be saddled on up for a swift ride down hilarity highway.

1:14:20-1:23:30 Jesse's cousin Demarcus invites Jesse to a date to be the third wheel degrasse tyson. Lance tries to order sushi and fails

1:23:30-Close: The chefs bring the closer to conclude van nistelrooy another fantastic episode.

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00:00-00:30- Jesse reads an ad for the Ferbie Kentucky Derby.

00:30- 4:15 - The chefs fully submerge Ibaka into episode seventy five by addressing the on going cooler controversy and podnemesis Eric Seidell.

4:15- 6:35 - Jesse receives support for his beach cooler protocol from pro baseball player and Lances brother Nolan Arenado.

6:35-7:22 - The chefs discuss what it means to Susan Broil.

7:22- 8:46 - Keith Hernandez reaches out to Lance thanking him for shouting out her performance at Carnegie Deli.

9:04- 12:07- Jesses highlight of the week was a beautiful Sunday Christopher walken.

12:07- 25:15- Lances highlight had him having a full day of cool running, going to a diner and performing on a private show in East Mike Hampton.

25:15- 1:07:50- The chefs list their top nine foods that are in between snack and meals.

1:07:50- 1:14:54 - Lance throws an oliver twist and shout into this weeks top nine predictions.

1:15:54-1:16:20 - The chefs promote the patreonardo dicaprio.

1:16:20- 1:21:25 - Jesses QAB had him bombing on a show due to larger grouper fish dominating the vibes and energy of the room.

1:21:25-1:32:56 - Lances QAB had him dealing with a hit and run debacle on his derek carr before his road gig.

1:32:56- 1:34:04 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote upcoming shows and the pod.

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00:00-00:20: John Oliver reads an ad for our new sponsor John Oliver Garden

00:00-5:00 Jesse asks Lance how he is and Lance can't sixteen handles this basic question. Lance asks Jesse about his mop and his dustpan pedroia, and then william tells him the history of marathon makers.

5:00-11:00: Jesse and Lance talk more about the padmadre's brisket recipe before Jesse changes the temperature and gets into cooler talk about his stance stance revolution on coolers.

11:00-26:00 Jesse has a nice Saturday for the Boys with Top Zen Boy Phil Jackson. Lance is a Good Husband and has a nice Saturday with his Good Wife.

26:00-1:16:30: Jesse and Lance share their top 9 venues. Lance bullies Jesse about where he saw John Mulaney, and things get coyote ugly for a braised bit.

16:30-1:25:45 The Good Wife and the hologram that is Phil Jackson share their top 9 predictions, and the chefs do the obligatory patreon terrell pluggs.

1:25:45-1:35:30: Lance shares a heated dispute between neighbors Zac Efron and Seth Rogen. Jesse rings the alarm at fireman derricks and slides down a pole of shame.

1:35:30-Close: The chefs bring in the closer and conclude another tremendous episode.

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00:00 - 00:16- Jesse reads an ad for Marc Cubans Cubano sandwich.

00:25- 1:41- The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits and discuss Marc Cubano being Jewish.

01:41- 2:11 - Jesse and Lance discuss the beauty of wearing their chefs whites and when it is appropriate to whip cream them out.

2:11- 3:06 - Jesse presents some meal prep regarding Lances cream cheese smear campaign against Jesses weather locklear theory.

3:06-04:55 - Jesse presents s’more meal prep from Michael Kay regarding her favorite podkitchen catchphrase.

04:55- 6:20 - Lance discusses how he righted Jesses wrongs at his local rite aide.

06:20- 9:25 - Podnemesis Eric Seidel attacks Jesse through the guise of a question.

9:25- 11:35 - Lances highlight had him doing indoor stand up comedy for the first time since the Heather lockdown.

11:35- 15:07 - Jesses highlights of the week had him enjoying the NY Knicks winning streak and also a vacation down to see Tan Marino in Miami.

15:07- 55:09 - The chefs list their top nine things about traveling.

55:09- 1:03:01- Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine lists.

1:03:01- 1:06:11- The chefs promote the podkitchen on patreon.

1:06:11- 1:11:16 - Jesse and Lance answer a question from the podnemesis regarding microwave etiquette.

1:11:16- 1:35:09 - Jesses QAB had him encountering a classic chat and cut at a bakery Mayfield in Miami.

1:40:09- 1:46:01 - Lances QAB involves the Superbadleague soccer controversy going on in Europe.

1:46:01- 1:47:00- The chefs bring in the closer and promote the patreon and upcoming standup dates.