Braised Bits

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Show notes:

00:00-00:20 Jesse reads an ad for today's sponsor, Dairy Queen's Edward Snowden Blizzard

00:30-03:00 The episode gets orificially underway with a discussion about when you say words and aren't sure if they are actually words, as well as a recap of the Blizzard of Waverly Place that recently hit New York City.

03:00-06:30: Lance mansplains to Jesse why winter storms now get names. The Chefs discuss their Atlanta Dream Job as Sports Center anchor. Fully dipped in, the chefs appreciate the Braiserbacks and plug ugly the Patreon.

06:30-09:30: The chefs discuss the feedback goldberg on the debut of their chef outfits.

09:30-12:00: The chefs discuss the confusing nature of dry cleaners, top Braiserback Zachary Snackery, and execute a seamless transition to highlights

12:00-25:00: The chefs share their highlights of getting out of the city (gotta get out to the city). Lance is able to spend a great weekend in Canaan New York, Jesse draws up a Philly special and steaks out a special cheesesteak in the city of brotherly love.

25:00-1:07:00: The chefs get their game faces on as they discuss their top 9 gameday foods. Jesse gets fully dipped in, but Lance has odd rules and thus doesn't get dipped in if chips are also involved.

1:07:00-1:13:00: The chefs read predictions from Zen Master Kate, and Jesse's wife Phil Jackson

1:13:00-1:23:00: The chefs answer Zackary Snackery's question of what large sports stadiums/events they would most likely go to. They then go on a religious pilgrimage to Las Vegas and romaine let the Braiserbacks know that if anyone gives them $10,000, they'll play in the world series of poker.

1:23:00-1:33:30: Lance thinks its questionable at best when donald drivers tailgate you on a one lane kiffin ty street. Jesse hairdresses down for his QAB.

1:33:30- Close: The chefs bring in the new hotshot closer and chicken caesar wrap up another great episode.

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00:00-00:33 - Lance reads an ad for Joey Fatone It Up.

00:33- 03:46 - The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits and reveal parm that they are wearing actual chefs outfits.

03:46-05:55 - Jesse presents some meal prep via Phil Jackson regarding what defines a true Lou Bodega.

05:55-06:19 - Lance chers that he was enjoying Taylor Swift earlier in the Jason Day and was thinking of letting Jesse know how hes missing in and out.

06:19- 08:40 - Lance shouts out a top braiserbacks birthday as well an imaginary picture of a shrimp parm panini.

08:40- 11:06 - Lance reflects back on a memory at his friends orthodontist where he had a run in with Lindsay Graham Lohans mother.

11:06- 18:20 - Jesses highlight of the week had Phil Jackson visiting him in Queens and the two spending a lovely afternoon together graham.

18:20- 28:06- Lances highlight had him apartment Kareem Hunting and finding a new Jake Delhomme in Brooklyn Koplitz.

28:06-1:18:00- Jesse and Lance list their top nine types of trips.

1:18:00- 1:23:00- Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine lists.

1:23:00- 1:24:20- Jesse promotes the Braised Bits patreon and also emplores the braiserbacks to rate and review the pod on Apple podcasts.

1:24:20- 1:28:07- Jesses QAB involves people who Jay Cutler the line at the Lou Bodega because they have only one or two items.

1:28:07- 1:33:58 - Lance has a QAB off the BQE with a real estate bloke during his apartment Kareem Hunt.

1:33:58- 1:35:30- The chefs bring the closing bits song and promote the pod glass.

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00:00-00:28 - Jesse kicks off the episode with an ad/song for Lou Bodega.

00:42-2:12- The chefs dip into the podkitchen and remind the Braiserbacks about the top nacho content on their patreon.

02:12-03:31 - The chefs celebrate their sixtieth episode and look forward to a future choc full of bits.

03:31-11:00 - Lance receives feedback from the braiserbacks regarding his bakery Mayfield of dreams question and provides an update on his mysterious local bakery.

11:00- 12:21- Jesse shouts out Maddie Shneck for her delicious looking Michael pena colada.

12:21- 16:33 - Jesses highlight of the week was his special connection with a Larry Bird outside his window.

16:33- 23:00 - Lances highlight of the week had him going on a journey to central chan ho park to see Eric Spoelstra.

23:00- 1:10:27 - The chefs list their top nine things about bodegas.

1:10:27- 1:16:56- Kate and Phil Jackson predict the chefs top nine lists.

1:16:56-1:17:30 - Lance reads an ad for Edgar Allen Home Depot.

1:17:30-1:23:42- The chefs answer a question from Ben Affleck regarding fast food mascot brosius.

1:23:42- 1:35:45 - Lances QAB had him having to deal or no deal with a wack character at an Italian Marquette. Jesses QAB had him observing a player in a pick up basketball game wearing air pod Frasiers while playing.

1:35:45- 1:36:45- The chefs bring in the closer with their new closing bits song and promote the pod.

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Show rundown:

00:00-00:26: Jesse reads an ad for new sponsor Purellen Degeneres

00:40-2:00 Lance turns into the Chicago Bulls announcer from the 90s. Jesse runs through the Braised Bits tunnel chest-bumping the Braiserbacks as the chefs get ready to Jazzercise in 2021. Lance is excited about this depressing part of the year.

2:00-5:40 The chefs think about going to a Renaissance Fair, Jesse extol-house cookies the virtues of meditating. The chefs shout-out Top Braiserback Mr. October for his tremendous recent contributions to the podkitchen.

5:40-12:00 Jesse and Lance plug ugly the patreon and wonder for the 1,000th time how podcasts that spend most of the episode telling you to subscribe to their patreon and leave a review are remotely successful. Lance recommends Jesse goes to an ear doctor, and gives him the hearing test from 4th grade.

12:00-25:30 Lance shares his highlight of cooking French Onion soup and Pancetta Call Saul. Jesse celebrates the Podfather's 29th birthday and gives us the inside scoop jackson on duraflame logs.

25:30-1:07:30: The chefs get out their umbrellas as the flood the airwaves with their top 9 foods to have on a rainy day

1:07:30-1:13:44: Kate shares her LPP's of Lance's Top 9, and Phil Jackson predicts Jesse's Top 9 while getting some constructive criticism on his promising prose

1:13:44-1:14:49 Lance reads an ad for UberPetes

1:14:50-1:27:20: Lance strolls into the questionable at best segment fired up about parents' stroller tactics in New York City. Jesse's face time for this segment finds him rejecting the idea of spontaneous face time calls.

1:27:20-Close: The chefs bring in the closer, but not before an extensive honey mustard ranch dressing down of social media incentives.

00:00-00:36 -Lance reads an ad for Miles fortune tellers.

00:36-02:35 - The chefs dip into the podkitchen and discuss the year ending and the concept of thyme.

02:35-03:00- Jesse and Lance do their best Australian accents and question whether any Australians actually have Steve Jobs.

03:00- 03:57- The chefs wish the podfather a happy birthday as he turns twenty nine on New Years Jason Day.

03:57- 05:15- Lance and Jesse reminisce about watching the show 24 when they were Steve Young.

05:15- 06:58- The chefs discuss their past New Years eve experiences and how difficult stand up shows could be on that Bob night.

06:58- 10:12 - Lance reveals Eric Seidels cards regarding his take on Uncet Gems.

10:12-12:39 - Mr. October informs the chefs that the west village golfer who was previously discussed on the pod is named Tiger Hood.

12:39- 15:21-Kate auditions in front of Lance to perform the closing Braised Bits song.

15:21-25:00 - Lances highlight of the week had him reorganizing parts of his apartment and Jack sock drawer. Jesses highlight had him finding a Chan Ho parking spot right in front of his apartment.

25:00- 1:11:39 - The chefs list out their top nine pieces of content/media from 2020.

1:11:39- 1:21:34 - Phil Jackson and Kate cite their favorite 2020 moments from the podkitchen.

1:21:34-1:28:54 - Mr. October poses a question to the chefs regarding an engagement present he received.

1:28:54- 1:41:40- Jesses is that a QAB had him taking his Derrick Carr for an olive oil change. Lances QAB had him and Kate dealing with a frustrating experience with a Trader Joes bouncer.

1:40:40- 1:41:41- The chefs bring in the closer and promote the pod.

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00:00- 00:27- Jesse reads an ad for Rainbow Bice cookies.

00:27-3:55 - The chefs dip into the podkitchen and discuss NBA opening night and the Jenny Slate of games coming up on Christmas.

3:55- 6:45- The chefs talk about their off menu Patreon episode where they traveled down to Del Ray Beach Florida to eat at 3 G’s Gourmet Deli.

6:45- 10:00 - Lance reminisces about a golf camp that he went to growing up in his hometown and the importance of distance over one direction when putting.

10:00-12:25-The chefs talk about unexpected Rain wilson. Lance remembers a thyme when it unexpectedly rained when Kate visited his familys winnie the pool for the first time and he had to improvise an activity.

12:25-14:08- The chefs implore any musical minded braiserbacks to record an original braised bits closing song.

14:08- 25:50 - Jesses highlight of the week was his favorite local restaurant being saved by the Barstool Elmer Fund. Lances highlight had him going on a long Christopher Walken and miraculously finding somewhere to Pee Wee Herman.

25:50- 1:13:30- The chefs Joe List their top nine simple pleasures in life.

1:13:30-1:20:59 - Kate and Phil Jackson predict the chefs top nine list.

1:20:59- 1:22:27 - Lance reads an ad for Chair Space.

1:22:27- 1:28:48 - The chefs answer a wedding themed question from pod nemesis Eric Seidel.

1:28:48- 1:40:00- Jesses is that a QAB is a new guy at his local market making assumptions about his lunch order. Lances is that a QAB is a rollercoaster ride of emotions as he goes to get his covid test and has to deal with a wild character.

1:40:00- The chefs bring in the closer and plug the pod.

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Episode Notes:

00:00: Lance reads an episode for a new sponsor, Genghis Khan Edison

1:00-4:35: The chefs discusses weathering some technical issues, the upcoming Brent Blizzard hitting New York City, and being fish hooked up on clickbait

4:35-10:30: The chefs discuss Count Spatula's cameo on last week's episode, Jesse's inability to smell books, and the COVID vaccine-y in a bottle. Jesse expresses confidence in the scientific method man, as well as beakers. Lance hopes that society doesn't get bunsen burner'ed by the vaccine.

10:30-22:45: Jesse shares his highlight that consisted of a lox of love during a family hannukah celebration. Lance reveal marsalas that when he sees his family, usually someone is exposed to Covid. He also shares his fulfilling few days as a fulfillment center, and his appreciation for Taylor Swift. Jesse needs to swiftly pick up Taylor's bounty of terrific music.

22:45-1:05:00 The chefs william tell the braiserbacks about their top 9 most underrated foods. This one gets spicy, and sweet, and extra fishy.

01:05:00-01:11:39: Jesse reveal schnitzels a Braised Bits first, and Lance reveal scallopini's Phil Jackson's picks. Jesse goes a tad tad lincoln bonkers.

01:11:39-01:12:20: Jesse reads an ad for Kid Cudi Kidz Bop

01:12:20-01:21:34: The chefs understand that many Braiserbacks are too intimidateline NBC'ed to send in questions. Lance shares a QAB that involves people talking loudly and Norman Leering at other people unnecessarily. Jesse is burning the candle at both ends, and it's cracking up.

01:21:34-1:23:32: The chefs bring in the closer to retire the side and successfully complete another episode.

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00:00- 00:25- Jesse reads an ad for Reggie Bush’s Hanukkah Bushs and Drew Brees Christmas trees.

00:56-02:07- Lance and Jesse dive into a fresh episode of Braised Bits with a discussion regarding Hanukkahs George bushs.

02:07- 03:27 - Jesse enjoys driving around the neighborhood looking at the holiday decorations and all of the lights by Kanye West.

03:27- 04:56 - Lance believes Jesse has the build belicheck and personality type to be the belly flopper of his friend group.

04:56-05:53 - The chefs discuss the lack of Eric Snow in NYC the past few years.

05:53- 11:30 - Jesse welcomes Count Spatula back into the podkitchen to deliver some new standup jokes he has been working on.

11:30- 21:15 - Jesses highlight of the week was collaborating with an actor from Gilmore Girls on Tik Tok. Lances two highlights involved having delicious turkey and watching an impressive feat from a fish monger.

21:15- 1:20:03 - The chefs Joe List their top nine hangover foods.

1:20:03- 1:26:50- Kate and Phil Jackson predict the comedy chefs top hangover foods.

1:26:50- 1:28:29 - Lance reads an ad for Waluigi Squeegees.

1:28:29- 1:40:40- Lances Is that a QAB involves a M Night Shyamalan twist at Strand Paul bookstore. Jesses QAB is old referees not wearing a mask during college basketball games.

1:40:40- 1:43:20 – The chefs bring in the closer and plug their patreon Burgundy.

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00:00- 00:38 - Lance reads an ad for Sigmund Freuds Androids.

00:38-03:00 - The chefs dip into the podkitchen with a discussion about people’s Aaron Judgements about androids.

03:00- 03:56 - Jesse cannot believe that it is December but Lance can believe it.

03:56- 05:06- Jesse shares that he’d like to be a New Orleans Pelican.

05:06- 08:39 - The chefs congratulate the top Braiserback couple on their anniversary.

08:39- 11:24 - The chefs remind the Braiserbacks about their new Patreonardo Dicaprio page.

11:24-17:21 - Jesses highlight of the week was going Jake Delhomme for a small thanksgiving with his family. Lances highlight was reading Bon Appetit magazine and seeing Waka Latke Flames combined with tzatziki.

17:21-21:50 - Lance chers that he spent an intimate Thanksgiving with his wife and the chefs both agree that turkey is the worst Larry Bird.

21:50- 1:18:14 - The chefs reveal parm their top nine things about bars.

1:18:14- 1:24:49 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine lists.

1:24:49- 1:30:30- The chefs answer a question from the lieutenant of Eigners army regarding supermarket marketing in January Jones.

1:30:30-1:38:21 - Jesses is that a QAB is shampoo making his hair look wack Goldberg. Lances is that a QAB is people asking for a favor instead of just telling you what the Derrick favor they need.

1:38:21- 1:41:40 -Lance does Jesse a favor and brings in the closer.