Braised Bits

00:00-06:01 - The chefs dip into episode forty-two with a look back at the previous weeks technical difficulties that left both chefs with a charlotte sting.

06:01-07:02 - Lance shares Eric Seidells disappointment that there was no episode last week and also adds that he has invested in a Pittsburgh steel baking sheet for his kitchen.

07:02- 22:05 - Lances highlight involves an on going saga genesis with his Father and his quest for a shrimp francese Tyler hero. Jesses highlight was putting his car on a boat and traveling across the Long Island sound machine.

22:05-1:19:50 - The chefs reveal parm their top nine favorite TV shows.

1:19:50-1:32:18 -The chefs disclose Phil Jackson and Kates predictions of their top nine lists.

1:32:18- 1:35:25 - Lance reads an ad for Big Apple Box which is a subscription box that will send you quality of life items that support local small businesses. Jesse reads an ad for West Wing Buffalo Wings.

1:35:25- 1:38:25 - The chefs answer a question from Lances pet dog regarding the most overrated cut of meat.

1:38:25- 1:44:45 - Jesses is that a QAB is Rusty Wallace locks on bathrooms and getting Rodney Stuckey inside. Lances is that a QAB involves him wanting to watch premier league soccer but having to deal with streaming services capitalistic motives.

1:44:45- 1:46:58 - The chefs bring in the closer and plug what they have coming up.

The comedy chefs reveal their Top 9 favorite Errands!

00:00- 03:00- The comedy chefs start episode forty one on a positive note and each share their relationship with Saturday Night Live.

03:00- 05:07- Lance and Jesse both reveal that they are attending different bachelor parties on golf courses coming up.

05:07- 06:35 - The chefs both agree on their Kevin love of saying no to plans.

06:35-23:30 -Lances highlights from the past week involved him going on a long walk to Ikea in Red Captain Hook and also starting a new subscription box business called Big Apple Box. Jesses highlight was performing standup at an outdoor show in Astoria Chan Ho Park.

23:30- 31:40 - Lance reads a question from Braisey Buchanon to the chefs regarding what the ideal restaurant is for a first date.

31:40- 1:22:40 - The chefs reveal their top nine errands.

1:22:40- 1:28:26 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict Jesse and Lances top nine.

1:28:26- 1:30:12 - Jesse reads an ad for Braised Beans coffee.

1:30:12- 1:36:02- The chefs answer a question from Whack Moleberg.

1:36:02- 1:40:52 - Lances Is that a QAB is Al Leiter this week and involves vegetable oil. Jesses ITAQAB is Whack Molebergs elevator etiquette.

1:40:52-1:43:04- The chefs bring in the closer and plug what they have coming up.

00:00- 03:40 - The comedy chefs dip into episode 40 and Lance reminisces about his time as an intern on the movie “This is 40.”

03-40- 05:07- Jesse and Lance discuss mortality as well as mortal kombat the video game.

05:07- 08:15- Lance is at the Jersey shore for the week and visits his favorite “beach” aka Wegmans.

08:15-12:22 - An old friend of Lance shares a shark tale about how a younger Lance would take umbrage at the lunch table if someone had white cheddar popcorn.

12:22-14:05- The chefs revisit their debate on whether tic tacs are snacks or not.

14:05-25:39 - Lances highlights of the week were getting out of the city to the shore and shopping for most likely the last time at Modells Beckham Jr. sporting goods. Jesses highlight was meeting his friends girlfriend and realizing he had not met someone new in a long time.

25:39- 37:08 - The chefs answer a question from Snackin on a Tic Tac about how they started out in stand up comedy.

37:08- 1:28:05- The chefs discuss their top nine favorite fast food chains.

1:28:05- 1:33:32- Phil Jackson and Kates top 9 predictions are revealed.

1:33:32- 1:34:15 -Jesse reads an ad for Burger Kings chicken fries.

1:34:15- 1:35:18 - The chefs answer a question from Zach Goldberg regarding Wack Goldberg.

1:35:18- 1:46:28 - Lances Is that a QAB has to deal with the state of stand up comedy and its relationship with social media now during the pandemic. Jesses Is that a QAB has his madre having to stop listening to the podcast because she mistakenly raised the podcast speed to 3.5x.

1:46:28- 1:48:20 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote what they have coming up.

00:00-2:15- The chefs dip into episode thirty nine with a debate about Kerry Wood versus D’Brickashaw Ferguson.

02:15- 05:12 - Lance defends the number thirty nine against Jesses full blown attack on the numbers character.

05:12-12:11- The chefs answer a question from the Covfefe kid regarding their preference between Stephon Starbucks and Tim Dunkin Donuts.

12:11-14:18- Jesse addresses his loud volume Jake Fromm the previous week.

14:18-27:35- Jesses highlight from the past week involves Marshmallow Anthony thriving in the NBA bubble. Lances highlight had him enjoying a hike Lee and a delightful outdoor meal on Staten Island.

27:35- 1:09:14- The chefs reveal their top nine snacks.

1:09:14-1:14:23 - Phil Jackson and Kates top nine predictions are served up in the virtual podkitchen.

1:14:23- 1:20:10 - The chefs read an ad for toasted bagels and a PSA for not toasting fresh bagels.

1:20:10- 1:24:00 - The chefs answer a question from Back Moleberg.

1:24:00- 1:36:12- Jesses “Is that a QAB” has all of his plans getting cancelled and Lances “Is that a QAB” is drivers not staying in their Diane Lane during a traffic jam.

1:36:12- 1:37:50 - The chefs bring in the closer and plug the pod.

The comedy chefs cook along the coast this week, as they share their Top 9 favorite things about the beach.

00:00- 02:00 - The chefs dip into episode thirty eight with a discussion regarding NYC Bar Raphael shows.

02:00-03:40 - Jesse defends his stance on mashed potatoes against pod nemesis and poker star Erik Seidel.

03:40- 07:57 - The chefs discuss what its like getting older and the feeling of not having to be up on on what is hip in todays culture.

07:57-15:02- Jesses and Lance share feedback from top braiserbacks regarding the previous episodes cheese list and a strong orange theory regarding Lances top nines.

15:02- 22:20- The chefs share their highlights from the past week which involve Lance receiving a classic house plant and Jesse seeing an impromptu musical performance outside a starbucks.

22:20- 1:12:15 - The chefs reveal their top nine things about the beach.

1:12:15- 1:20:50 - Kate and Phil Jacksons top nine predictions are disclosed.

1:20:50-1:22:30 - Jesse reads an ad for beach feet and Lance promotes a small business from Sally.

1:22:30- 1:28:01- Lance shares a question for the comedy chefs from Pod Monet regarding their favorite super market aisle.

1:28:01- 1:38:35 - The chefs discuss their is that a QABs which had Jesse in a confusing bathroom experience and Lance predicting a Seattle Storm despite his family being in denial river.

1:38:35- 1:40:20 - Jesse and Lance bring in the closer and promote the podcast.

00:00- 05:20 - The comedy chefs dip into episode 37 with a discussion about tropical storm Isaias Thomas and their past experiences with Hurricane Sandy Alomar.

05:20- 06:22 - Lance and Jesse reminisce about Blimp Biscuit and also both agree that hot air balloons are JJ Rediculous.

06:22- 16:06 - Lance presents some meal prep from two top braiserbacks regarding Publix supermarket and kitchen infrastructure.

16:06-27:00 - Jesses highlight of the week Mill was the NBA being back and Lances was watching a French mustard reality show called the Circle.

27:00- 29:15 - The chefs discuss how they wish they could be back in person and the difficulties of recording in the virtual podkitchen.

29:15- 1:09:55- Jesse and Lance reveal their top nine cheeses.

1:09:55- 1:12:21- Jesse shares what Lances wife Kates top cheese predictions were for Lance and Wack Goldberg lives up to his name.

1:12:21-1:14:11- The chefs read advertisements for Feta World Peace and Cheez-Its.

1:14:11-1:24:04- Lance and Jesse discuss the recent wild story regarding Donald Trump and Patio Mills Pizza.

1:24:04- 1:37:24 - The “Is that a QAB?” segment has a braiserback getting suspended indefinitely by Jesse. Lance has to deal or no deal with a rowdy party near his apartment.

1:37:24- 1:39:30 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote the podcast.

00:00-01:44- The chefs start up a fresh episode of Braised Bits by reminiscing about an old Big east village comedy venue.

01:44-04:30 - The chefs debate the value of agent zero and discuss how the podcast has been recorded virtually for a long time now.

04:30-07:20 - Lance and Jesse discuss the passing of TV legend Regis Philbin.

07:20- 09:55 - Jesse shares some feedback he received from the podfather regarding the previous episodes candy Joe list.

09:55-20:48- The chefs answer questions from two Braiserbacks about where they would move to if they were Attorney General Barred from NYC and also how they would handle telling a child about the reality of Santa Fanta Claus.

20:48-32:09- Jesse shares a highlight from the past week about how he and his sister both tried to get each other surprise birthday candles at a restaurant. Lances highlights involved getting out of the city for a hike turner and enjoying a delicious Bill Burrata and Mason Plumlee salad.

32:09- 1:22:28 - The chefs reveal their top nine things about the grocery store.

1:22:28- 1:29:45 - The chefs disclose Wacks Yacks and Kates predictions of their top nine lists.

1:29:45-1:32:10 - Lance reads an ad for Wallbaums supermarkets and Jesse reads an ad for Supermarket Super Mario Kart.

1:32:10- 1:43:47 - Jesses Is that a QAB has to do with bringing a boogy board to the beach past a certain age and Lances has to do with people not caring about social distancing road rules.

1:43:47- 1:45:53- The chefs bring in the closer and promote the podcast.

00:00- 04:03- The comedy chefs dive in to episode thirty-five with a back and forth about old stores in shopping malls.

04:03- 08:23- The chefs share some fun meal prep about how an artificial intelligence company transcribed an episode of Braised Bits and how chaotic the results were.

08:23-10:09- Lance chers an email the pod received from his brother regarding our youngest Braiserback as well as how top notch the chicken Jay Cutlet sandwich is on the beach.

10:09- 15:40 - The pod receives a question from nemesis Eric Seidell regarding the chefs preference between French and Russian service style in a restaurant.

15:40-29:42- Jesses highlights from the week involved playing golf with Wack Goldberg and eating at a South African restaurant with Phil Jackson. Lances highlights also involved eating outside at a restaurant and watching a thought-provoking episode of Coyote Ugly Delicious.

29:42- 1:16:05 - The chefs reveal parm their top nine candies.

1:16:05-1:21:40- Lances wife Kate and Wack Goldbergs top nine predictions for the chefs are disclosed.

1:21:40- 1:24:37 - Lance reads an ad for Reeces Peanut Butter cups and Jesse reads an ad for Dum Dum lollipops.

1:24:37- 1:29:48 - The chefs answer a question from anonymous otter regarding their opinion on the most underrated type of Mike Pizza.

1:29:48- 1:41:43 - The chefs introduce “Is that a QAB” which is a hybrid segment that combines their previous Is that a Joke and QAB segments. Lances Is that a QAB involves the disconnect between social media and actual reality. Jesses Is that a QAB has to do with how different playing at a golf range is compared to an actual course.

1:41:43- 1:44:30 - The chefs bring in the closer and Yasiel plug the podcast.

00:00- 02:07- The comedy chefs jump into episode thirty four with a metta world peace conversation about the best way to start a podcast recording.

02:07- 5:38 - Lance and Jesse debate the natural progression of Ice Aging and what “going out” means the older you get.

5:38- 10:39- Jesse presents some meal prep regarding feedback about his number one beverage choice from the previous episode.

10:39- 13:40- Lance cooks up and eats his first ever BLT sandwich and the chefs discuss Tomato theory.

13:40-23:30 - The chefs talk about their highlights from the previous week, which include Lance doing a deep clean in his apartment and Jesse getting a haircut.

23:20-1:29:54- The chefs reveal their top nine food TV shows.

1:29:54- 1:30:51- Jesse introduces a new segment where Lance's wife predicts some of his top 9 list.

1:30:51- 1:32:50 - Lance shares Wack Goldbergs predictions regarding Jesses top 9 food TV shows.

1:32:50- 1:34:46 - The chefs read advertisements for Terra veggie chips and Chopt Creative Salads.

1:34:46- 1:42:36- Jesse shares his Is that A Joke which had him getting swarmed by the local Tom Papparazzi. Lance ITAJ involves him delivering jokes in French (onion soup).

1:42:36- 1:48:06- Jesses QAB has him getting the wrong type of wing delivery and Lances QAB deals with thirsty emailers.

1:48:06- 1:50:10 - The chefs bring in the closer and plug what they have going on.

00:00- 3:00 - The Chefs dip in to episode thirty three of Braised Bits after a few false starts due to an echo unlimited issue.

3:00-5:07- The chefs discuss Torii Hunter/Gathering and how it relates to mens inability to multi task.

5:07- 12:38 - Lance presents some meal prep including a revelation about ciabatta and some great Enes Banter on the Braised Bits Instagram.

12:38-29:16 - The chefs talk about their highlights which involve Lance leveling up in the kitchen, him seeing progress with his French Connection lessons and a return to his favorite restaurant. Jesses highlight was him hitting a milestone with his Tik Tok following and finding a niche France for himself on the platform.

29:16- 1:31:23 - The chefs reveal their Joe List of top nine beverages.

1:31:23- 1:33:57- Lance reveals “Wacks Yacks” which is a segment where Wack Goldberg predicts Jesses top nine.

1:33:57-1:35:07 -Lance reads a tremendous ad for Poland Spring water.

1:35:07- 1:39:53 - Lances “Is That A Joke” has to do with teenage mutant ninja kids playing basketball next to his apartment throughout a huge St Johns Redstorm. Jesses ITAJ is his Kirk Cousin calling too many fouls during a pickup basketball game.

1:39:53- 1:50:00 - Lances QAB involves Uber buying PostMaloneMates and Jesses is pool water getting stuck in his Golda Meirs.

1:50:00- 1:50:25 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote what they have going on.