Braised Bits

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00:00- 00:44- Jesse reads an ad for Obi Toppens Pizza toppins.

00:44-04:00 - The chefs welcome the first publicly traded comedian Bret Raybould back into the podkitchen. Bret has a new hour special, “Bret Raybould Retires From Comedy” available for free on Youtube.

04:00- 09:00 - The three amigos discuss Bret’s special as well as all of his Aaron boondoggles.

09:00- 15:05 - Mr. October sends in a question for the chefs and Bret regarding how important adhering to the recipe is when cooking up fresh hot bits.

15:05-17:45 - Bret showers Jesse with high braise regarding his NBA centric tik tok page.

17:45- 21:50 - Jesse chers that Phil Jacksons first episode of listening to Braised Bits was when Bret was a christopher guest.

21:50- 28:47- Lances highlight from the previous week was making a homemade chicken stock exchange. Jesses highlight was going out to dinner with Phil Jackson and his fiancé to the podfamous restaurant Arturos.

28:47-1:04:47- The chefs reveal parm their top nine things about Bar and Bat-Mitzahs.

1:04:47- 1:08:04 - Phil Jackson predicts Jesses top nine list.

1:08:04- 1:08:53- Lance reads an ad for TGI Saturday Mornings.

1:08:53- 1:12:06- Zachary Shnackery calls out Lances take on La Sagrada Jeurys Familia.

1:12:06-1:18:43 - Lances is that a QAB has him committing a Greg faux pa povich in Williamsburg BK. Jesses QAB is people saying “Listen” when in conversation.

1:18:43- 1:22:02 - The chefs bring in the closer do some plugs.

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00:00-00:50 - Lance reads an ad for Margaret Thatchers Dreamcatchers.

00:50-02:00 - Lance shares with Jesse that Braniac 2.0 will be buying a year subscription to Waluigis Squeegees.

02:00-03:38- The chefs discuss their first patreonardo dicaprio episode and Jesse shares feedback from his meet the parents.

03:38-05:25- Lance has a knock on the podkitchen door from a neighbor helping out a delivery man.

05:25-08:22 - Wack Goldberg becomes the first official Braised Bits patreon goldmember.

08:22-10:00- Lance has a mental reset after the knock knock on heavens door.

10:00- 11:07 - The podkitchen gets overheated and the chefs make sure not to burn the episode.

11:08- 13:16- Lance shares an accusation from the podnemesis regarding Jesse’s subliminal Kevin love for him.

13:16- 15:10 - The chefs congratulate Phil Jackson on his engagejuniormint.

15:10-19:05 - Jesses highlight from the past week involved a bounce back standup set in Bushwick and also enjoyed a fantastic slate of NFL calzone.

19:05-22:01- Lance talks about a rooftop comedy show he attended and the decision of whether or not to force your way onto a lineup.

22:01- 24:27- Lances paints an incredible picture of his highlight of the week that involved him buying a pack of paper towels.

24:27-1:13:16- The chefs reveal parm their top nine leftovers.

1:13:16- 1:18:36- Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine leftovers.

1:18:36- 1:19:13 - Jesse promotes the Braised Bits Patreon.

1:19:13- 1:25:03 - The chefs answer a question from Salt Bae Pigs Invasion about what neighborhood in NYC is the most underrated.

1:25:03- 1:34:33- Lances Is that a QAB has to do with him watching the movie My Best Friends Wedding and finding the love interest in the movie highly QAB. Jesse finds daylight savings and the sun going down early to be extremely QAB.

1:34:33-1:36:30-The chefs bring in the closer and promote their patreon.

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00:00-00:36- Jesse kicks off the episode with an ad read for Dat Phans Only Fans.

00:36-04:54 - The chefs discuss the launch of their new Patreon woody Page and what the Braiserbacks can expect from it. It can be found at Patreon.com/BraisedBits

04:54-07:29 - Jesse discusses the dark/ rainy outdoors but shares his excitement about the election results. Lance talks about his love for looking at election maps but shares how evident it is that the country is deeply divided.

07:29- 11:55 - Jesse welcomes Count Spatula into the podkitchen to discuss his experience tabulating the votes in the election.

11:55- 16:21 - Lance brings up some meal prep involving comments about Jesses love of the smell of babies and his not knowing what Book T. Washington smells like.

16:21- 27:29 - Lances highlight from the past week was getting out of the city with Kate for a beautiful getaway to Vermont. Lance also indulged on the road trip in some Chic Phil A Jackson and a Popeyes chicken sandwich. Jesses highlight was the feeling of excitement and relief Erickson he felt in the city after the election results were announced.

27:29-1:09:18 - The chefs reveal parm their top nine Adam Sandler movies.

1:09:18-1:14:45- Kate and Phil Jackson predict the chefs top nine Adam Sandler movies.

1:14:45- 1:15:56- Lance reads an ad for repeat sponsor Uber Pete.

1:15:56- 1:28:18 - Lances ITAQB had him having to deal with a parlor trick verification guy code. Jesses ITAQB had a Larry Bird pooping on his phone. He also endured a rough rider stand up set in Jersey city.

1:28:18- 1:29:19- The chefs bring in the closer and plug the podcast.

00:00-00:52 - Lance kicks off the episode with an ad read for Waluigi’s squeegees.

01:05- 02:43 - The chefs dip into episode forty nine with a discussion on Waluigis athletic prowess.

02:43- 07:50 - Lance and Jesse disclose that they are cooking up this episode Terrelle Pryor to election day as they talk about how they are each feeling about the week ahead.

07:50- 18:04 - The chefs make their presidential predictions and Jason debateman who the silent bob majority will vote for.

18:04-28:55 - Jesses highlight of the week was the spooky Halloween atmosphere in his Queens neighborhood. Lances highlights involved his favorite holiday aka Daylight savings and also going on a Rainey Wilson run over the Williamsburg Bridge.

28:55- 01:15:22 - The chefs reveal parm their top nine smells.

01:15:22- 1:22:13 -Kate and Phil Jackson predict the chefs top nine Blake Smells.

1:22:13-1:24:51 - Jesse reads an ad for Shannon Sharpies.

1:24:51- 1:36:08 - Lances Is That A QAB has to do with a snafu fighters with his food delivery.

1:36:08- 1:38:27 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote the podcast.

00:00-00:45- Jesse kicks off the episode with an ad read for Brent Musbergers Mustard Burger.

00:45- 02:51 - The chefs dip into the episode and discuss whether or not comedy Johnny Cash is actual money.

02:51-10:06- Lance defends his landmark top nine list from the previous weeks episode and reveals the Kelly ripple effect it caused in his household.

10:06- 18:43 - Lances highlight of the week was the one year anniversary of Braised Bits and looking back on all the great times the chefs have had in the podkitchen. Jesses highlights involved him receiving his Big Apple Box shipment and using all of the great products. Jesse also tells Lance about a French movie he watched and his take on the Borat sequel.

18:43-1:09:27- The chefs reveal parm their top nine foods to eat in a car, plane or airport.

1:09:27- 1:12:21 - Lance reads Phil Jacksons predictions for Jesses top nine.

1:12:21- 1:13:44- Lance reads an ad for count spatchulas kitchen supplies.

1:13:44- 1:18:51- The chefs answer a question from the condimentalist.

1:18:51- 1:27:32 - Jesses Is That a QAB is Justin Tina Turner celebrating the World Series on the field with his team after testing positive for corona virus. Lances ITAQB has Lance not enjoying his time in a robe lowe.

1:27:32- 1:29:38 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote the podcast.

00:00- 03:04 - The comedy chefs dip into episode forty-seven as Lance reminisces about watching March Madness while devouring a chicken carbonara Garciapara from Quiznos.

03:04- 05:01 - Lance pulls a Tony Reali stats guy Fierri on himself.

05:01-08:36 - The chefs look back at the last episode when the podkitchen got literally too hot and almost turned into a fire island.

08:36- 24:16 - Lances lowlight from the previous week had him choking on his spinach and artichoke diplo. Lances highlight had to do with a new book from Ryan Holiday season called Conspiracy and how he almost went down a different path in life. Jesses highlight had him performing standup in Astoria Chan Ho Park and also having first date plans cancelled.

24:16- 1:25:47 - The chefs reveal parm their top nine global landmarks including America Ferrera.

1:25:47- 1:29:17- Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine landmark Normands.

1:29:17- 1:30:18 - Jesse reads an ad for Stacy Door Dash.

1:30:18- 1:38:46- Lances Is that A QAB is NYC parking rate Robinsons. Jesses is that a QAB is his favorite seltzer Elton brand having sodium in it.

1:38:46- 1:41:15 - The chefs bring in the closer and yasiel plug what they have going on.

00:00- 00:55 - The chefs dip into the podcast with a cold open riff about the Cosi Umenyiora restaurant chain.

00:55-05:03 - The chefs shout out Zachary Shnackery for his barrage of entertaining feedback as he binges Braised Bits.

05:03- 07:35- Lance suggests that Jesse gives the Golden Meir Girls TV show a shot.

07:35- 08:02 - Lance serves up a scorching hot take regarding the difference between Middle Schoolers and High Schoolers.

08:02-18:11- Jesses highlights from the week were the LA Lakers winning the bubble championship as well as performing standup on a rooftop in Brooklyn. Lance goes back to back with Mr. October highlights with a visit to the top braiserbacks apartment. Lances wife Kate also brightened up their apartment by bringing home a NJ sunflower.

18:11- 1:11:53 - The chefs reveal parm their top nine kitchen items.

1:11:53- 1:17:50 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine lists.

1:17:50- 1:21:13- Jesse reads an ad for Florida Gator refrigerators and Lance reads an ad for Bed Bath and Beyond Burger.

1:23:13- 1:30:14 - The chefs answer a question from Five Stars at the Bitz Carlton who is looking for advice about purchasing a new winter jacket.

1:30:14-1:36:17- Lances is that a QAB has him accidentally putting garlic powder on his almond butter berry breakfast. Jesses is that a QAB is Mel Gibson playing santa clause in a new movie called The Fatman.

1:36:17- 1:38:26- The chefs bring in the closer and plug what they have

00:00- 01:00 - The comedy chefs dip into the podcast with a cold open about Jesses sweet feet and Lances Cleveland calves.

01:00- 03:00 - Lance sips on some matcha prepared by his wife as Jesse trys to matcha his energy.

03:00- 10:00 - Lance presents some meal prep regarding the ongoing sweatpants saga and also another Braizerback weighs in on the Shack Shack versus In and Out rivalry.

10:00- 19:07- Jesse and Lance share the same highlight as they look back on a great day golfing at the inaugural Braised Bits open.

19:07- 1:19:09- Jesse and Lance reveal parm their top nine favorite restaurants.

1:19:09- 1:33:41 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine Joe Lists.

1:33:41-1:36:34-Jesse promotes Hot Bread Kitchen and the Service Workers Coalition. Lance reads an ad for Uber Petes.

1:36:35-1:43:41 -The chefs answer a question from Jim Nantz Sweatpants regarding whether they would Dan Rather be a famous musician, famous actor or professional athlete.

1:43:41- 1:52:23- Jesses is that a QAB has him burning his garlic too often while cooking. Lance goes back to the Braised Bits Open and has a bone to pick with the Texas Ranger.

1:52:23- 1:54:38 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote what they have coming up.

00:00- 00:22- The comedy chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits as Jesse shuts his window due to some Larry Birds.

00:22- 00:32- The Braised Bits intro song is played.

00:32- 01:24 - The Chefs go on a bird riff much like Fred McGriff.

01:24-03:15- Jesse and Lance cher the same sentiment that the podcast is their most creative outlet in these current pandemic times.

03:15-09:44 - The chefs welcome new Braiserback listeners to the podkitchen and get into their previous Tiff Haddish about sweatpants.

09:44- 11:49 - Jesse shares Phil Jacksons feedback about the previous weeks Tacko fall top nine lists.

11:49-23:50- Lances highlight involved him fasting for Yom Kippur as well as making a lox and cream cheese pizza to break the fast. Lance also viewed the Netflix film Social Dilemma and found it to be cooked well done. Jesses highlight had him taking the new Danny Ferry from Astoria to the UES.

23:50-27:18 - Lance has a stressful experience picking up his Dads Derek Carr from a city garage.

27:18-1:22:05 - The chefs reveal parm their top nine professional athletes.

1:22:05- 1:29:30- Phil Jackson and Kates predictions of the chefs top nine lists are disclosed.

1:29:30- 1:31:37- Lance reads an ad for tough actin tinactin.

1:31:37- 1:41:45 - Jesses is that a QAB has him bugging out about a potential bug problem in his apartment. Lances ITAQAB has people in NYC walking in reckless fashion not even trying to distance themselves anymore on the sidewalks.

1:41:45-1:44:30- The chefs bring in the closer and plug what they have coming up.

00:00- 01:55 -The chefs dip into episode forty-three with a discussion about eye and ear doctors.

01:55-03:05- Jesse talks about his hearing issues and the chefs discuss the term hard of hearing.

03:05-08:18 - Lance goes to virtual temple services with his family for the Jewish new year and the chefs reminisce about their times going to temple while growing up.

08:18- 13:59- Jesse presents a couple of meal prep items regarding Phil Jacksons predictions and the Podfather coming in with some harsh criticism of the chefs top tv shows.

13:59- 15:11 - Lance shared with his San Diego Padre that Jesse approved of his Shrimp francese hero and Jesse shares feedback from Pat Murch regarding his love of Doug the TV show.

15:11- 27:00- Jesses highlight had him going on a solo hike in the Hither Hills have eyes state park near Montauk. Lances highlight involves him reading a new book called the “Third Plate” that talks about how screwed up the current American food system is. Lance also attends a Covid wedding and cher’s his positive experience.

27:00- 1:15:18- Jesse and Lance reveal parm their top nine things about the Fall.

1:15:18- 1:20:56 - The chefs present Kate and Phil Jacksons top nine predictions.

1:20:56- 1:22:36-Jesse reads an ad for Fall Out Boy and Lance promotes his small business subscription box company. Check out BigAppleBox.com.

1:22:36-1:26:50- The chefs answer a question from Snackin on a Tic Tac regarding their favorite and least favorite months of the year.

1:26:50- 1:36:28 - Jesses Is that a QAB has him getting a shampoo poo platter in his eye Lonzo ball. Lance has a QAB situation at a Wallgreens check out line.

1:36:28- 1:38:57-The chefs bring in the closer and promote the podcast.