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00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for pod sponsor Joey Fatone it Up

00:45-03:00 : The chefs burst into the kitchen and realize they are "getting up there."

03:00-10:00 The chefs plug ugly the patreon, talk Zachary Snackery's papal neighbor, and chat some meal prep pertaining to the padmadres briskets.

10:00-12:30: The chefs chat more about egg and pepper hero's and the sopranos.

12:30-27:00 So seductive. Jesse takes us to the Comedy Shop and shows us what he's got, while talking about how returning to indoor standup really hit the stop, oh. Lance visits the pod-nemesis, goes to Costco with his Cosctopilot Seidell, and the chefs have some pillowtalk.

27:00-1:26:00 The chefs take off their chefs hats and put on their meteorologist ponchos as they chat their top 9 weather days. This gets snowy!

1:27:15-1:31:20 Phil Jackson and Kate get back in the prediction palace as they steep us in their vibes and energy and share their predictions of the chefs top 9s.

1:31:20-1:33:00 Lance accuse dorts Jesse for not giving Kate enough burn notice on the top 9s.

1:33:00-1:47:00 Lance has a hard time with EZ pass, and also doesn't like companies that Shameless the TV show try to steal your money. Jesse burns the birthday candle at both ends while taking a trip bayless to Hillstone Creamery.

1:47:00-Close: The chefs bring in John Franco and close out another top notch episode.

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00:00-00:57- Jesse reads an ad for Aaron Boones’ Looney Tunes.

00:57-1:31- Jesse wakes up Lance from his meditation and the chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits.

1:31-2:55 - Lance and Jesse reminisce about the dream cast of games that the dreamcast gaming system had back in the Jason Day.

2:55- 5:00 - The chefs discuss the fears that come along with living next to a golf course as well as Jesse’s affinity for Shake Shaq.

5:00-5:41 - Jesse shares some feedback from Phil Jackson regarding Lance hasheem thabeeting too hard on himself.

5:41-8:24- Lance chers that he doesn't like that the NY Mets are supposed to be a gouda team this year.

8:24- 9:51- Lance gets his chefs whites washed and Jesse chers his fear of losing some Benjamin Buttons if he gets his cleaned.

9:51-12:11- Lance reveal parms that nice weather days typically stress him out while Jesses mood apatow is uplifted by a beautiful day.

12:11-13:52 - The chefs discuss their perspective on checking out of AirBnbs/Hotels.

13:52- 21:10 - Lances highlight of the week had him Christopher walking all over his new Joe Burrow as well as taking the Danny Ferry into the city.

21:10- 24:35 - Jesses highlight had him doing an open mic for the first time this year at a gym ran by ex-convicts.

24:35-26:11 - The chefs discuss the mystery of half and half Harvey milk.

26:11-1:14:00- In tyronne lue of a top nine this week Lance takes the braiserbacks and Jesse through his car buying saga genesis via a review he wrote of the dealership.

1:14:00- 1:22:51- Jesses QAB had him going to staples to get his vaccine card laminate bargaetzed and leaving with a fake vaccine card.

1:22:51-1:29:06 - Lances QAB had him in a Jacobs Pickle with his father in laws delicious espresso offering.

1:29:06-1:31:00 - The chefs bring in the closer and thank the braiserbacks.

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00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for new pod sponsor Ross Perot-gies

00:30-7:00 The chefs unleaven another episode intro, and Jesse devises a late night show in which Lance is the host. Lance notes that this would be the least enthusiastic late night show of all-time.

7:00-18:30 The chefs reminisce about the "Battle" option of Mario Kart 64, and then dive head-first into some juicy meal-prep involving both Podfathers--Droad ordering an egg pepper hero, and the Podfather's analysis of the egg pepper hero as an acceptable sandwich.

18:30-30:45 Lance shares his highlight magazine of some delicious olive, bet, vet, gimmel, dalet, chicken made by his madre, as well as some delicious kimchi larson from the jordan farmers market. Jesse talks his Passover Ruth Seder Ginsburg, and the chefs candle wax poetic on the seder in general.

30:45-1:08:30: The chefs take a trip down memory lane kiffin and share their top 9 childhood snacks. Lance forgets his favorite childhood snack in his ranking.

1:08:30-1:13:15 Kate and Phil Jackson share their predictions on the chef's top 9 braisersnacks.

1:13:15-1:18:17 Lance and Jesse talk the Nikki Merrits (elementary school reference) of pineapple on pizza courtesy of a question from a top braiserback

1:18:17-1:29:20 Lance shares a QAB involving a cheesy pizza mixup. Jesse shares a QAB involving a funny interaction with a member of the Pauker fam!

1:29:20-Close: The chefs close out another great ep.

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Show notes:

00:00-00:30: Jesse reads an ad for this week's sponsor, The Arkansas Razorbacks Braiserbacks

00:30-2:00: The chefs start out this episode by flexing their Eric Musselman knowledge

2:00-12:00 It's the 69th episode, which takes Jesse back to Spanish class and Pillsbury Innuendo-boy. The chefs then discuss the strange world that is public school foreign languages classes in America. Lance bags up Jesse when he reveal parmigiana's his strategy for being a self-checkout gonif girl.

12:00- 17:15: The chefs talk wearing masks with glasses, sunglasses, transition lenses, and get a live call from Nick Alex on the pod. What could've become a classic moment was UCLA Ruin'ed by Lance's broken speakerphone.

17:15-33:00 Lance's highlights include getting fishy in the oven and Malaysian hot sauce. Jesse reveal scallopini his number one Phil comedian (cover your ears, Phil Jackson!), gets ramped up to do standup again, and takes a Michael Wal-trip to Flushing. Both chefs reveal schnitzel their moderna family status.

33:00-1:17:35: The chefs shake some oregano all over the floor and dish out their top 9 favorite things about pizzerias.

1:17:35-1:24:00: Phil Jackson and Kate enter the American rock band formed in 2002 by schoolmates Isaac Slade and Joe King (The Fray) and dish out their picks of the chefs preference.

1:24:00-1:26:00: Listen, The chefs ask you do to the pod a favor and leave a review. I want to say, Apple Podcasts.

1:26:00-1:29:00: Jesse goes ham on a new TikTok Trend.

1:29:00-1:40:20: Lance gets serious for a second and discusses the horrible uptick of hate crimes against Asian Americans. He then get way less serious and discusses a compost issue.

1:40:20-Close: The chefs bring in the closer and close out another ep on the comedy hot stove.

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00:00 - 00:30- Lance reads an ad from previous sponsor Waluigi Squeegees.

00:45- 02:18- The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Brasied Bits and Jesse shows off a new pimp my ride.

02:22-04:15- Lance is off his equilibrium due to daylight savings and checking accounts.

04:15- 06:07 - Lance adjusts all of his clock goodens to the new time and Jesse admits it will probably take him until Marcus Maye to do it.

06:07- 08:39 - The chefs reminisce about the Gary Oldman ESPN show Sports Reporters

08:39 - 10:26 - Lance has a chips a hoy on his shoulder and his fully drained from a Justin Long weekend wackiness.

10:26-20:57- Lances highlight of the week had him doing live standup comedy for the first time since the summer sanders.

20:57-25:37- Jesses highlight was Georgetown and Patrick Ewing winning the big east and Patrick Chewing out James Dolan.

25:37-27:44 - Jesse trys to give Taylor Stromile Swift a shot but can’t get into It the movie.

27:44- 1:09:54 - The chefs list their top nine things about March Madness.

1:09:54-1:14:50- Phil Jackson and Kate the great predict the chefs top nine list.

1:14:50-1:16:53 - The chefs emplore the braiserbacks to leave a review on Apple podcasts and to subscribe to their patreon.

1:16:53- 1:24:28 - Jesses QAB has him having to deal with a snafu fighters at his local salad bar raphaeli.

1:24:28- 1:29:14- Lances QAB has him dealing with a miscommunication at his local bakery Mayfield and getting two loaves of bread bundy.

1:29:14- 1:30:00- The chefs bring in the closer and thank Williams the braiserbacks.

00:00-00:38- Lance reads an ad for Al Gore-Tex.

1:15-2:18 - The chefs fully submerge into the episode and discuss how beautiful the Floyd mayWeather was on the day of their recording.

2:18-3:17-Jesse and Lance reminisce about how their teachers use to take the classes outside occasionally on a Nice, France day.

3:17-5:06 - The chefs officially welcome the braiserbacks to the episode and discuss the true value of a 2/3 fraction.

5:06-8:34- Lance unintentionally submerges himself in the nice weather and Jesse goes for a long Christopher Walken.

8:34-11:11- The Chefs promote the patreon and urge Ibaka the brasierbacks to leave a review on Apple podcasts.

11:11-13:10 - Jesse and Lance look back at the movie Swingers and Gordie howe some of the tactics to pick up women would not hold up today.

13:10- 17:13 - Zachary Shnackery sends an article in about how Charles Barkley tried to lose weight so he could be lifted up during the Hora the explorer at his daughters wedding.

17:13-24:44- Jesses highlight had his parental units coming to Astoria for a delicious greek meal. Jesses also enjoyed watching the Billie Eilish and the Biggie Smalls documentaries.

24:44-30:55- Lances highlights had him performing on a zoom show and having himself a super adult film day doing taxes, laundry and cooking.

30:55-32.17- The chefs work through a Mr. Freeze in the recording and introduce their top nine list.

32:17- 1:14:51 - The chefs list their top nine items at wedding cocktail hours.

1:14:51- 1:21:20- Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine Joe lists.

1:21:20- 1:22:50 - The chefs promote the patreon and let the braiserbacks Hideo know mo where they can send in questions.

1:22:50- 1:41:03 - Lances QAB is the lack of clock goodens available in society today. Jesses QAB has him being unable to submerge into a movie or TV show fully.

1:41:03-1:41:22- The chefs bring in the closing theme song and promote the pod Phillips.

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00:00-00:30: Jesse reads an ad for this week's sponsor, Immanuel NesQuickly.

00:30-05:00 The chefs have trouble turning on the oven this week and wonder if they're no longer a la mode. Lance affirms that he's is a median man.

5:00-9:15: The light enes banter continues as the chef discuss the New York City restaurant health rating system, one you have to C to B-lieve. Pod nemesis Eric Seidel gets fleshy and burns Jesse with a view from the top rope.

9:15-18:40 The chefs share their highlight magazines. Jesse is a viral ball boy rogers on instagram and tik tok ock. Lance visits his parental units, and Droad might be a braiserback.

18:40-1:08:50: The chefs act a fool and predict their top 9 actors, a topic that Lance instantly regreta gerwigs even though he's the one who chose home improvement the topic in the first place. Jesse can't remember to keep his composure when Lance is unable to remember ever seeing a late 90s classic.

1:08:50-1:17:00: Phil Jackson shares his zen master selections, and Kate shares her Lance Pauker Predictions (LPPs)

1:17:00-1:32:15: Jesse will say this, let him say it. Lance gets a bad Lowedown from a home improvement customer service interaction.

1:32:15 - Close: The chefs close out another episode and encourage Phil Jackson to Braise On.

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00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for this week's sponsor, Bill Burrata.

00:30-04:30: The chefs note that the pod is now old enough to get the COVID vaccine, and they talk their jersey numbers as youths. Lance does a Ms. Puff act out, and Jesse invents a new COVID vaccine sitcom.

04:30-06:00: Lance shouts outs Aaron Z for leaving a great review Barrymore. They then plug the patreon, and use valuable podcast time to discuss show logistics.

6:00-26:00: Jesse puts on his investigative reporter robinson hat and really dips into all the sonic, knuckles, and details about Lance's big move to Brooklyn. Jesse also shouts out the Silent Majority of Braiserbacks, specifically Michael Kay. The chefs decide that Everybody Loves High School References more than they do Raymond.

26:00-1:19:00: The chefs take a look (in a book, The Reading Rainbow) at their Top 9 Views.

1:19:00-1:27:00: Youth football superstar pewee football superstar Phil Jackson and Tenants Rights Superstar Kate predict the chef's top 9s.

1:27:00-1:32:40: Pod nemesis Eric Seidell sends in two fleshy questions for the chef to Sam and Christian ponder.

1:32:40-1:42:30: Jesse socks up a questionable at best, and Lance brags about Kate's impressive accomplishment lawyering up for tenants rights.

1:42:30-Close: The chefs close out another classic braised bits episode in Harry Styles.

00:00–00:30- Jesse reads an ad for old spice girls.

00:30-3:00- The chefs submerge Ibaka into the podkitchen with a whistle and a heads up to the Braiserbacks that this episode was recorded a week Cleanthony early.

3:00- 04:26- The chefs discuss the Joy Behar of cooking up Braised Bits but how tedious some of the kitchen cleanup can be.

04:26- 7:34- Jesse and Lance cher how family members have tried to assist in their comedy careers and how they don't reveal parm that they do comedy to strangers.

7:34-9:35 - The chefs debate rainbow kerry rhoad course from Mario Kart on N64.

9:34-14:33- The chefs promote their patreon woody page.

14:33- 21:16 - Lances highlights of the week had him enjoying a French TV show called Spiral and reading the Dalvin Cook book Salt, Fat, Acid, Miami Heat.

21:16- 27:42 - Jesses highlight of the week had his Larry bird friend introducing him to another Sue bird outside his window.

27:42- 1:05:23 - The chefs list their top nine things about moving.

1:05:23- 1:12:07 - Kate and Phil Jackson predict the chefs favorite things about moving.

1:12:07- 1:16:50 - The chefs explore the debate between the Shnackerys on the Braised Bits IG regarding blue cheese and ranch dressing.

1:17:00- 1:22:33- Jesses QAB had him listening to an infuriating segment of sports radio.

1:22:33-1:29:09- Lance questions if he is QAB himself for hiding his iphone around his apartment and then not being able to find it.

1:29:32- 1:29:59- The chefs promote the Braised Bits patreon and Lance gets a quick crack scare.

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00:00- 00:34- Lance reads an ad for Russel Crowflex.

00:43-2:52- The chefs fully submerge into a fresh episode and Jesse reveal parms that he once bought an ab belt from an infomercial.

2:52-4:31- Lance gives credit to Kate for coming up with a new term (submerged) in the braised lexicon ed.

4:31-5:45 - Jesse enjoys that it is slowly getting Al lighter later in the Jason Day and the chefs discuss how Covid does not seem to exist in Flo Rida.

5:45-10:23- The chefs discuss a funny video sent in by top braiserback Jack Shneck that involved Jack Black eating a corn on the Randall Cob in a hot tub time machine.

10:23-18:00 - Jesses highlight had him going all out with his parents for the big game and braving a Brian Winter Wonderland to pick up the food.

18:00-27:50 - Lances highlight had him preparing a full day of delicious food for Kates Birthday including French toast with pancetta world peace, bruschetta world peace and Jacoby brisket burgers with eggplant channing fries. Lance also enjoyed having a guy fierri come over to take an air conditioner out of his window.

27:50-1:17:15 - The chefs list their nine favorite things about Hibachi restaurants.

1:17:15- 1:23:16 - Kate and Phil Jackson predict the chefs top nine Joe Lists.

1:23:16 – 1:24:37 - Jesse promotes the Braised Bits patreon page wilcox.

1:24:37- 1:32:38 - The chefs go over a Thyme Magazine article sent in by Zachary Shnackery regarding a chef who cooks seafood in innovative ways.

1:32:38- 1:38:38 - Jesses is that a QAB had an old women yelling at him in a foreign language while shoveling out his Derrick Carr in the Erick Snow.

1:38:38-1:45:35- Lance has a QAB experience at his local Benny the Butcher and ends up buying too much pancetta gerwig.

1:45:35-1:46:00 -The chefs bring in the closer and promote the podcast and patreon.