Braised Bits

00:00-00:56- The chefs dip into the virtual podkitchen and begin episode thirty-two of Braised Bits.

00:56- 02:15 - Jesse raises the question to Lance if he would travel to space if it was a feasible option offense.

02:15- 3:11- Lance notices a Vincent Van Gogh print behind Jesse and reflects back on a joke invented by Zackary Snackery.

3:11- 4:04 - The chefs discuss the importance of communication skills and in person connections.

4:04-4:54- Lance is a guest on the Koppen with Comic pod and recruits a new Braiserback.

4:54-14:14 - The chefs go over some meal prep including a new Braiserback from Kenya, an update on the Rusty Pickle and a follow up on who is Deedee Westbrook.

14:14-30:46- Lances highlights from the previous week had him ordering his first rideshare car on his way to performing at a rooftop standup show. The show was produced by pod sponsor Pat! Jesses highlight was finding his Demarcus Cousins lost wedding band in their Brian Pool.

30:46-1:05:38- Jesse and Lance reveal their top nine seafood dishes.

1:05:38- 1:07:50- Lance introduces a new spice to the podkitchen with Wack Goldberg predicting Jesses Top 9.

1:07:50- 1:10:10- The chefs read advertisements for the pod involving Red Lobster and Trader Joe’s Key Lime Pie.

1:10:10- 1:14:18 - Jesses was that a joke was his Kirk Cousin chewing very loudly. Lances WTAJ is the climate lounge in NY.

1:14:18- 1:19:50- Lances QAB involves Johnny Cash etiquette and Jesses was a group of girls calling an ice cream shop ahead of time to see if they had carrot toppings.

00:00-3:15 -The chefs jump into the podkitchen and start cooking up episode thirty one. Jesse shares that his childhood house number was 31 and Lance talks about how is Dad ployed him into putting out Cookies Rojas for Santa Claus.

3:15-6:00 Lance and Jesse reflect back on their previous episode and how they agreed it was one of their Travis Best performances.

6:00-6:34- The chefs discuss the similarities and differences between King of Queens Hawaiian Rolls and Challah (back girl).

6:34- 17:54- Lances highlights for the week were seeing his young niece, France and also the Premier soccer league coming back. He shared how the league is addressing racism going on around the world. Jesses highlights involved him going to Far “Dwayne Johnson” Rockaway beach for the first time and also his friend Phil Jackson diving into Braised Bits for the first time.

17:54-1:04:40- The chefs reveal their top nine chicken songs from the 2000s.

1:04:40- 1:10:50- Lances “Is that a Joke” was his Sister and Mother toasting their bagels while still being fresh. Jesses ITAJ was a fully naked juice woman walking down a Manhattan street.

1:10:50-1:15:30- Lances QAB was Naked Juice Williams being falsely advertised as a healthy beverage. Jesses QAB was having hot soup outdoors in the heat with his Father.

1:15:30- 1:18:30- The chefs bring in the closer and discuss an addition the Braised Bits lexicon.

00:00- 5:11 - The comedy chefs jump into the podkitchen and discuss how their perception of ice aging has evolved.

5:11- 7:23 - Jesse and Lance reflect on how much they appreciate the Braiserbacks.

7:23- 24:33 - The chefs dive into their highlights which involve Jesse doing live standup for the first time in three months at a drive in comedy show. Lance did a lot of consuming, and the chefs talk Dave Chapelle's recent, urgent special.

24:33-1:13:18- Jesse and Lance reveal their top nine favorite Breads Williams.

1:13:18-1:26:18 -The chefs jump into their “Is That A Joke” segment with Lance trying out a new bit as well as a discussion about how men and women communicate their feelings differently. Lance also talks about an encounter with a crazy wasp without an ant-man. Jesse talks about the Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa documentary and how he finds it sad that Sosa is not welcome back to Wrigley Field.

1:26:18- 1:32:55 - Jesse finds the people who are acting like Corona virus is over to be QAB and Lance finds the flaunting of expensive cars to be questionable.

1:32:55-1:35:00 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote the pod.

00:00- 9:17 - The chefs get back into the kitchen after a bye week and discuss how they are feeling about the systemic racism and social unrest going on in America.

9:17-12:00- Jesse and Lance continue their conversation regarding racial inequality and look through the lens of sports to go deeper.

12:00-15:22 - The chefs explore the performative aspect of activism and how everyone now has a brand in 2020 that they need to uphold.

15:22- 23:22 - Lance and Jesse discuss their highlights from the past week which include Lance volunteering, reading and figuring out ways to be smarter with his money during this time. Jesse shares a fascinating New Yorker article about how apples go bad as well as the Bon Appetit magazine editor in chief being cancelled.

23:22-28:11- The chefs share their thoughts on the enter Adam Sandman movie Uncut Gems.

28:11- 1:06:15- Jesse and Lance reveal their top 9 summer sanders foods.

1:06:15-1:10:09- Lance recommends a podcast called Higher Learning from the Ringer and a podcast from the Equal Justice Initiative. Jesse suggests Braiserbacks support their local restaurants that are African American owned.

1:10:09- 1:13:07- The chefs jump into there “Is that A Joke” segment which includes Jesse’s Kirk cousin making loud breathing noises in his sleep and Lance doing a joke on a zoom show that doesn’t go as planned.

1:13:07- 1:19:18- Jesse’s questionable at best for the week is Drew FeBreeze scented garbage bags and Lance finds the reading curriculum in today’s education system to be QAB.

1:19:18- 1:24:20- The Chefs bring in the closer and promote what they have going on.

00:00- 3:47- The chefs light the match to the podcast iron skillet and begin to Dalvin Cook. Lance shares a tale of when he ran into NY Jet legend Curtis Martin.

3:47- 4:51 - The chefs reveal that they are braising the podcast in the morning for the first time. Jesse also discloses that he took a bath tub Richard Prior to the pod.

4:51- 6:47 - The chefs reminisce over some food pics and knowledge cher’d by top braizerback Jack Shneck.

6:47- 25:18 - Lances highlights from the past week involve him and his wife cooking a delicious Asian feast as well as finishing the book Infinite Travis Jest. Jesses highlight was watching the charity golf match with Tony the Tiger Woods, Gary Peyton Manning, Tom Jones Brady and Phil Pickles Mickelson.

25:18-1:25:00- Jesse and Lance share their carrot top nine favorite cuisines from around the world.

1:25:00- 1:26:19- Jesse reads an advertisement for frozen food and Lance shouts out Pat.

1:26:19- 1:36:41 - The chefs get into there “Is that a Joke” which includes a comic using his sleep apnea mask as a prop during a zoom show Jesse performed on. Lances “Is that a Joke” is that it is his thirtieth birthday!

1:36:41-1:44:52 - Jesse and Lance jump into their Grey Goose sponsored QABs of the week. Jesse witnesses a zoom show audience member drink and drive. Lance finds Kelvin beachum umbrellas to be QAB.

1:44:52- 1:48:33- Lance proposes a new concept for the closing Braised Bits song. The chefs plug what they have coming up on their Phil Docketts.

00:00-5:50- Lance and Jesse welcome their guest Dylan Palladino into the virtual podkitchen. The chefs introduce Staley Dylan to what a Braizerback is.

5:50-7:53 -Lance asks Dylan his opinion on the ongoing Borat “my wife” controversy that has been spicing up the podkitchen.

7:53- 15:26- Dylan explains his Thad Motto behind getting into podshape. Jesse provides some background behind his relationship with Bob Dylan Palladino.

15:26- 30:30- The chefs and Dylan jump into their highlights magazine from the past week including Jesses underrated birthday experience, Lance getting creative with his whole roast battled chicken, and Dylan having some delicious rib Gronkowskis.

30:30- 1:08:34- Dylan and the chefs reveal their top six favorite things about the gym Thome.

1:08:34-1:10:51- The fellas read a few advertisements for the podcast which include Popeyes, Lip Recruiter and Amstel Light.

1:10:51- 1:15:38 - Lance leads off the “Is that a Joke” segment with an opening Fred mcRiff on a zoom show and Jesse gets a pimp my ride for his 30th bday.

1:15:38- 1:28:49 - The bit boys get into the QAB segment, which includes Lance observing a guy who impressively violates every social distancing Matt Rhule. Dylan finds zoom shows to be difficult and Jesse questions the value of alternative side Chan Ho parking.

1:28:49-1:32:37- The chefs bring in the closer and plug what they have going on.

00:00-2:43 - Jesse and Lance welcome fellow comedy chef Nick Whitmer as a guest into the virtual podkitchen.

2:43-4:33- Nick “cheesesteak wiz whit” Whitmer discusses his idea behind his cooking web series “Hungry Whit.”

4:33-6:58- Nick shares his opinion on cheese steak from Philly Mickelson.

6:58-8:53- Lance and Nick cher with the pod their favorite sandwiches which both happen to be from Philadelphia.

8:53-11:37- Lance and Nick aka Lick both talk about a Jake Gyllenhaall anecdote.

11:37-18:10 - The chefs jump into their highlights from the previous week including Jesse having to ice T his hip. Nick talks about how great quarantine has been for his life and Lance gets out of the city.

18:10-53:01- The three chefs list out their top six favorite things to cook at Homer Bush.

53:01-55:25- Jesse reads an ad for carvel ice cream cake and Nick settles the debate of whether or not soft serve and regular ice cream are the same.

55:25-1:01:01- The chef Wilpons go into their “Is that a Joke” segment, which involves Jesse having his Mario kart stolen at the supersmash bros market. Lance reveals that his instagram ads are trying to make him more productive and Nick finds his Grandmas news sources to be a bit of a joke.

1:01:01-1:08:37- Lance leads off the QAB segment with a horrific experience at the Mack Strong Island branch of Kotobuki. Nicks QAB involves the MJ documentary not having enough strawberry Space Jam and Jesse having difficulty remembering his own dream team.

1:08:37- 1:10:40- The chefs bring in the closer and plug what they have going on.

00:00- 2:27: The chefs whip out the podcast iron skillet and begin the episode with a nesquik chat about pokemon.

2:27- 5:10: Lance thanks the brazerbacks for all that they do and Jesse does some investigating regarding a Rey Mysterio post on the Braised Bits instagram.

5:10-6:25: Lance shares that he has been watching the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm and was jarred by Mo Vince Vaughn aging.

6:25- 18:56- The chefs jump into their highlights from the previous week which include Lance orange crushing his first zoom comedy show and Jesse finding a missing air Jordan pod.

18:56-20:20 - Jesse and Lance reminisce about their experience as young lads with the Sean Spicer Spice girls.

20:20- 1:13:05- The chefs reveal their top nine favorite Jerry Rice “spices” and suspended NBA “seasonings”.

1:13:05- 1:16:17 - Jesse reads an ad for Tic Tacko Fall Tuesday. The chefs also discuss the merits and downfalls of the taco experience.

1:16:17- 1:20:53- Jesse and Lance get into their “Is that a Joke” segment with Lance getting a targeted ad on instagram involving faith Hill and the Cleveland Cavs. Jesse questions whether someone sliding into his DMs is a Dat Phan or a Nick Troll.

1:20:53- 1:27:17- Lance finds NYC Mayor De Blasio QAB for correlating an ultra orthodox community with the entirety of Jewish people. Jesse’s QAB involves another mysterious Green Bay package he has received.

1:27:17- 1:29:40 -The chefs bring in the closer and Yasiel Puig Plug what they have coming up the Keystone Pipeline.

00:00-2:00- Lance lights the match to the podcast iron skillet and the chefs begin cooking a sizzling hot episode with a chat about the restaurant chain Sizzler.

2:00- 9:14- The chefs go over some Braizerback feedback from the last episode including a potential Bill big tuna Parcell's prank on Jesse.

9:14-19:59 - Jesse and Lance go over their highlights magazine which involve Jesse going on a Tim Raines rainy run and Lance putting his French speaking to the ron arTest with some virtual conversations.

19:59- 1:13:11- The chefs Joe List each of their top nine favorite places in New York City that are not restaurants.

1:13:11- 1:14:54 - Jesse reads an advertisement for Carvel Ice Cream cake and Lance educates the pod on the difference between ice cream and soft serve.

1:14:54 - 1:19:05 - The chefs go into their “Is that a Joke” segment with Jesse detailing a package prank being done on him and Lance going through some new bits for an upcoming show.

1:19:05- 1:23:50 - Jesse finds it QAB that the food he is Quinn cooking isn’t photogenic and Lance takes issue with dish TV towels.

1:23:50- 1:25:20 - The chefs bring in the closer and plug what they have coming up on their Phil Dockets.

NOTE: This was recorded during the Coronavirus quarantine, so the chefs are cooking virtually.

00:00- 3:55- Jesse and Lance hop into the podkitchen and shout out brazerbacks around the globe. Lance pulls a Summer Sanders and figures out how to see which US states brazerbacks are listening from.

3:55-6:00- Jesse shares some wack feedback and Lance ZAGAT reviews his previous pod performance.

6:00-9:00- The chefs discuss more pod feedback including an Amare Stoudemire stat correction and a carvel misrepresentation.

9:00-9:50- Lance tells Jesse that his fishing Rod Stewart was used to reel in a new Joe Listener.

9:50-11:32- The chefs talk about the news of Shake Shack O’neil returning their stimulus money.

11:40-21:23 - Jesse and Lance dive into their highlights from the previous week including an update on Gmail the Turtle (fake turtle), Jesse finds a new recipe for ballboy bits and Lance talks about how his cooking skills have developed during quaranteen vogue.

21:23- 22:04- The chefs bond over their mutual Kevin love of an old MSG sports talk show.

22:05-32:20- Jesse and Lance roll the Andrew Dice Clay and do their first ever top three ranking.

32:30-1:06:00- The chefs reveal their top nine bagel combinations and Lance Detroit Shocks the world with his number one choice.

1:06:00- 1:08:00-Lance and Jesse read a couple of ads for the pod including Todify Premium and Carvel ice cream cake.

1:08:11- 1:13:00- The chefs do their classic “Is that a Joke” segment including whether or not Matthew “Delmonico” Dellevadova has invented so many different dishes and Lance confirming that his number one bagel combination was not a joke.

1:13:00-1:16:00 - Jesse and Lance go into their QABs which involve a stinky candle and Governor Robinson Cuomo taking a peculiar family dinner picture.

1:16:00- 1:18:30 -The chefs bring in the closer and plug what they have coming up.