Brown Bag Mornings

The squad reacts to the viral Australian Hyrox competitor who refused to stop her race after experiencing a massive mid-workout bathroom disaster all down her leg 💩🏃‍♀️. Things get completely unhinged on the Homie Helpline as callers expose their wild partner and in-law pet addictions, from homes getting completely infested with fleas to a dog licking a listener's butt right after an intimate moment 🐶😳. Another caller even defends living in a tiny 150-square-foot studio apartment with a hyper 70-pound rescue dog 🏠🐾. Finally, the crew celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month with Tepic's Teachings as Angie gets roped into wearing a full Aztec sacrificer outfit 🗿✨!

[Edited by @iamdyre 😭]

Chapters

(00:00) Scrolling

(4:52) Homie Helpline

(32:30) Tepic's Teachings

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The squad addresses an emotional Homie Helpline after a desperate single mother discovers her 15-year-old son joined a gang, leading Concrete and former street-involved callers to drop powerful reality checks on saving youth before it's too late 💔⛓️. Between the intense parenting advice, the crew roasts Swaggy P for his unhinged answer to a prison hypothetical and breaks down Ben Affleck getting curved after trying to cast his ex-wife Jennifer Garner as his movie love interest 🏈🎬.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🤔]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:46) Chisme

(5:53) Petty Police

(7:47) Scrolling

(12:35) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(13:37) Homie Helpline

(42:22) Tepic's Teachings

(46:20) Chisme

(50:46) Studious Foo

(52:56) Play Ball

(56:21) Don't You Know I'm Local

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The crew kicks off by dissecting the top trending "vintage" baby names taking over, leading to a hilarious breakdown of their own dramatic telenovela government names. Things take an intense and emotional turn on the Homie Helpline when a mother reveals her 15-year-old son joined a gang after feeling abandoned by his father. Concrete drops a powerful reality check for parents struggling with rebellious teens, declaring he'd rather be "dead to his kid" than have to bury his child. Former gang members and local moms call in with raw advice, urging parents to keep their kids involved in sports, therapy, and positive programs before the streets take over. Finally, Tepic's Teachings devolves into pure chaos when Greg completely misunderstands the Spanish word "foco" (light bulb) for an absolute expletive!

[Edited by @iamdyre 🤔]

Chapters

(00:00) Scrolling

(4:49) Homie Helpline

(26:44) Tepic's Teachings

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The squad plays matchmaker on a chaotic Homie Helpline where 39-year-old "Thick Paula Abdul" picks a Super Mario lookalike who won her over with a clutch Vin Scully line ⚾🍄. Between the dating match-ups, the crew breaks down Kim Kardashian’s $1 legal victory against the "Grandpa Robbers" and tests out Apple’s new Siri AI text generator 📱💎.

[Edited by @iamdyre 😌]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:56) Chisme

(7:12) Petty Police

(11:57) Scrolling

(15:19) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:57) Homie Helpline

(52:13) Tepic's Teachings

(55:15) Don't You Know I'm Local

(59:52) Money Moves

(1:04:28) Studious Foo

(1:08:16) Play Ball

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The squad dives into Apple’s latest update, where Siri AI analyzes your message history to craft flirtatious texts so you stop "folding" in front of baddies. Things get wild on the Homie Helpline as 39-year-old "Thick Paula Abdul" looks for a man and gets courted by an overly vague financial advisor, a truck driver, and the squad's secret homie Dennis. Dennis ultimately steals the show and wins the date by dropping the ultimate "It's time for Dodger baseball" line. The crew also breaks down Kim Kardashian winning just one euro in damages after a decade-long legal battle following her Paris heist by the infamous "Grandpa Robbers". Finally, on Play Ball, we react to 83-year-old Robert De Niro starring as legendary manager Tommy Lasorda in a new Dodger biopic, while debating if Concrete should star as Fernando Valenzuela! 🎬🧢

[Edited by @iamdyre 😌]

Chapters

(00:00) Scrolling

(3:23) Homie Helpline

(27:39) Money Moves

(32:17) Play Ball

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The squad tries to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline filled with backstabbing cousins stealing taco recipes, secret Long Beach ghost kitchens, and mothers gaslighting baby daddies out of their catering dreams! 🌮👻 Between the family business betrayals, the crew reacts to Jay-Z using Rihanna to throw shade at his old Roc-A-Fella roster and debates if AI Paul Walker should return to the Fast & Furious franchise. 👑🏎️

[Edited by @iamdyre 😢]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:17) Chisme

(5:10) Rap Sheet

(7:52) Petty Police

(10:49) Scrolling

(13:16) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(14:16) Homie Helpline

(33:14) Tepic's Teachings

(35:15) Don't You Know I'm Local

(38:11) Chisme

(42:23) Rap Sheet

(44:50) Money Moves

(48:36) Studious Foo

(52:32) Play Ball

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The crew kicks off with Petty Police, breaking down how Jay-Z praised Rihanna’s unwavering loyalty on a red carpet just to take sneaky shots at Dame Dash, Kanye West, and his old Roc-A-Fella roster 👑🎤. Things get completely toxic on the Homie Helpline when a listener reveals his cousin stole his taco catering business, triggering callers to confess their own wild stories of mothers gaslighting baby daddies and relatives stealing recipes to launch secret ghost kitchens 🌮👻. In Chisme with Angie, the squad debates whether bringing back the late Paul Walker as an AI character in the Fast & Furious franchise honors his legacy or crosses the line 🏎️🤖. Finally, on Money Moves, Angie warns everyone about $30 bags of Halloween candy, leading to hilarious memories of people handing out "dub sacks" containing four Hot Cheetos 🎃🌶️.

[Edited by @iamdyre 😢]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(2:58) Homie Helpline

(16:31) Chisme

(20:42) Money Moves

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The squad attempts to mediate a high-stakes Homie Helpline featuring listeners struggling with secret $45,000 gambling debts and parents blowing $65,000 settlements on mobile casino apps. Between the interventions, the crew roasts Greg’s childhood photos for looking like he "ate glue" and reacts to Carín León’s chaotic last-minute show cancellation at the Sphere in Las Vegas.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🫶]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(4:18) Rap Sheet

(8:12) Petty Police

(11:42) Scrolling

(15:15) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:38) Homie Helpline

(45:47) Rap Sheet

(49:10) Remembering 9/11

(52:40) Studious Foo

(57:44) Play Ball

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The squad is diving into the "pendejo" chants in Vegas after Carín León left fans stranded with $30 Micheladas following back-to-back plane failures. We’re also reliving the trauma of National Picture Day after our childhood photos triggered fans to label Greg as the kid who definitely "ate glue" and "bit people". The Homie Helpline reaches a new level of intensity as a listener confesses to hiding a $45,000 debt from his family while paying a bookie out of his 401k. Things get even messier when comedian Jerry Garcia calls in to explain the "friendly neighborhood bookie" lifestyle and how he used to recruit players in his 20s. We also hear from Emmy, whose mother gambled away six months of rent and a $65,000 work settlement on mobile casino apps.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🫶]

Chapters

(00:00) Rap Sheet

(3:56) Scrolling

(7:27) Homie Helpline

(29:57) Studious Foo

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The squad suits up as the "Latino Ghostbusters" to mediate a spooky situation where a listener's grandma is gaslighting him about a lady ghost chilling in their Lincoln Heights recliner. Between haunted hospitals and backflipping pillows, they also break down California's massive $675 million OnlyFans spending spree and Kendrick Lamar's historic reunion with Jhene Aiko.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🎳]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:49) Petty Police

(9:11) Scrolling

(12:07) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(14:05) Homie Helpline

(54:31) Don't You Know I'm Local

(57:20) Chisme

(59:22) Rap Sheet

(1:03:00) Rap Sheet

(1:08:04) Studious Foo

(1:11:37) Play Ball

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