The squad is roasting the absolute pettiness of Lupe Fiasco after he stopped his show to blame "dirty bastards" from the Limewire era for his own forgotten bars. 🎤🤡 We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Peter, whose toxic ex-girlfriend logged into his burner car account to post a "pecker pic" as the ultimate revenge. 🍆📸 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so the crew debates if "closure" is just a trap to get you back in a toxic cycle or if you should just bring your grandma to help you get your skateboard and laptop back. 🛹👵 We also expose Greg’s bizarre "privilege" regarding his phobia of Tupperware and why he thinks using a fork from home in public is absolutely disgusting. 🥣🤮 Plus, we break down the research showing that packing a lunch could save you $3,000 a year—even if Greg would rather starve than touch a bowl of leftover spaghetti! 🍱💸

[Edited by @iamdyre 🚵]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(4:15) Homie Helpline

(21:36) Money Moves

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[Full Episode] The squad attempts to talk Nate out of "breaking kneecaps" after his day-one homie maxed out his credit cards while he was sitting in jail on three felonies. Between the betrayal drama, the crew investigates the $9 million c*****e bust hidden inside Kim Kardashian's Skims shipments and reacts to an Arsenal player getting his "whole cheeks" out on live TV.

[Edited by @iamdyre ☃️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:28) Chisme

(5:31) Box Talk

(9:20) Scrolling

(12:43) Petty Police

(15:40) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:20) Homie Helpline

(42:53) Disneyland Tix!

(47:14) Don't You Know I'm Local

(52:25) Chisme

(56:26) Money Moves

(58:37) Studious Foo

(1:04:04) Play Ball

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The squad investigates the massive $4 million c*****e bust found inside Skims shipments and wonders if "Kilo Kim" is about to drop a "Coke White" collection. ❄️📦 We hit a heated Homie Helpline for Nate, who came home from jail to find his "friend" maxed out his credit cards and is now offering a weak $20-a-week payback plan. 💳🤐 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are reacting to an Arsenal player getting completely pantsed on live TV and former Google CEO Eric Schmidt getting booed off stage by graduates for pushing AI. ⚽🤖 Rick Ross takes pettiness to a new level by trying to bait Fat Joe into his 50 Cent beef while rocking a diamond finger glove. 💎🥊 Finally, Marcy calls in with an insane story about her "homie" renting out her BMW in Watts while she was doing time for armed robbery! 🏎️🔥

[Edited by @iamdyre ☃️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:05) Scrolling

(6:28) Petty Police

(9:23) Homie Helpline

(27:22) Chisme

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The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Maggie, who is weeks away from giving birth and debating if her son should carry the last name of her "Day Zero" deadbeat ex, Bobby from Baldwin Park. Between the family drama, the crew roasts the Drake Hive for spamming Rihanna’s comments with ice emojis and investigates the 140 mph "bullet bus" that might soon be terrorizing California freeways.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👨‍🎓]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:56) Chisme

(7:04) Box Talk

(9:30) Petty Police

(14:06) Scrolling

(17:55) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:21) Homie Helpline

(44:44) Disneyland Tix

(46:28) Don't You Know I'm Local

(50:31) Chisme

(53:47) Rap Sheet

(55:35) Angie's Instagram

(56:45) Money Moves

(1:00:53) Studious Foo

(1:04:06) Play Ball

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We're diving into the "soft" move of Miley Cyrus’s fiancé wanting to take her iconic last name to stand behind her legacy. 👰💍 The Homie Helpline gets heavy as Maggie, who is weeks away from birth, asks if she should give her son his deadbeat dad’s last name or keep her maiden name to avoid a "scorched woman" vibe. 👶⚖️ we are sounding the alarm on a college graduation that used AI to call out names, only for the bot to malfunction and skip hundreds of hard-working graduates! 🤖🎓 The crew also reacts to the "petty" Drake fans spamming Rihanna’s comments and the chance to own actual copper from the Statue of Liberty for $250. 🗽💰 From "Mickey Mouse raps" at Disneyland to the science of twerking for your mental health, we are keeping it a hundred on everything viral. 🐭💃

[Edited by @iamdyre 👨‍🎓]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:09) Scrolling

(6:55) Homie Helpline

(22:16) Chisme

(25:14) Money Moves

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[Full Episode]

The squad attempts to settle a "parenting war" for Jimmy after his 11-year-old was caught searching for "baddies" on Tubi, featuring a legendary caller’s "spicy function" involving awkward PowerPoint presentations. Live from the Disneyland 70th celebration, the crew also roasts Cowboys QB Dak Prescott for allegedly getting caught at a bullfight with his ex’s bridesmaid just months after their relationship "didn't make it off the dock".

[Edited by @iamdyre 🌶️]

Chapters

(00:00) Live from Disneyland

(1:20) Chisme

(4:50) Petty Police

(7:24) Scrolling

(11:46) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(13:39) Homie Helpline

(41:12) Disneyland Tix!

(45:57) Don't You Know I'm Local

(49:28) Chisme

(52:36) Money Moves

(56:47) Studious Foo

(59:06) Play Ball

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The squad is losing it over Dak Prescott allegedly being caught with his ex’s bridesmaid at a bullfight just months after their relationship "didn't make it off the dock". We hit a wild Homie Helpline for Jimmy, whose 11-year-old was caught searching "hot girls" on the family TV, leading to a hilarious debate on whether a cake-filled "spicy function" presentation is the move. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re saving your wallet with $1 summer movie deals at Regal while investigating Pete Davidson’s "deadbeat" allegations after his baby mama whispered her frustrations on TikTok. We’re also twerking for our mental health after a new study claims dancing beats anti-depressants and reacting to the terrifying "crack" of a fan getting hit by a foul ball while taking a selfie.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🌶️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:32) Homie Helpline

(21:31) Don't You Know I'm Local

(28:00) Studious Foo

(30:19) Play Ball

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[Full Episode]

The squad attempts an intervention for Brenda after her mom pulled up to a literal dog funeral to tell her children and grandchildren they are all "dead" to her in favor of a 70-year-old retired Marine. Between the maternal drama, the crew breaks down whether Drake’s surprise triple-album drop was a genius "petty" move to fulfill his label obligations and finally "move out" of the UMG house.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🍎]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:23) Chisme

(7:14) Rap Sheet

(9:23) Petty Police

(13:19) Scrolling

(16:17) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:20) Homie Helpline

(50:23) Disneyland Tix!

(52:45) New Drake Discussion

(1:01:16) Concrete Birthday Shoutouts!

(1:02:01) Diaz Vs. Perry

(1:06:15) Studious Foo

(1:08:41) Play Ball

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The Petty Police are investigating if Drake’s surprise triple-album drop was a strategic play to fulfill his UMG obligations and finally move out of the "major label house." 💿🏠 We dive into a heart-wrenching Homie Helpline for Brenda, whose mom literally told her entire family "you're dead to me" after Brenda’s husband stood up to her disrespectful retired Marine boyfriend. 👵🔪 Callers James and Sarah join the conversation to share their own experiences with parents who prioritize toxic partners over their own blood. 💔📞 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are hyping up 6'9" NBA prospect Karim Lopez, the Mexican superstar who grew up drawing himself in a Laker jersey and might actually make it a reality. 🏀 Finally, Studious Food breaks down the biological science of why women struggle with food cravings more than men—apparently, the brain just doesn't slow down for pizza! 🍕🧠

[Edited by @iamdyre 🍎]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty

(3:57) Homie Helpline

(23:47) Studious Foo

(26:12) Play Ball

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[Full Episode]

The squad attempts an intervention for Roger, a former "hustler" turned stay-at-home husband who feels like a "low-key prisoner" because his high-powered wife treats him like an employee and refuses to feed him when they argue. Between the family drama, the crew breaks down the "iconic" gold rooster rings Eminem gifted Elton John and reacts to the LA City Council’s attempt to ban backyard carne asadas on "red flag" days.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐛]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:56) Chisme

(6:18) Rap Sheet

(9:24) Petty Police

(14:20) Scrolling

(18:13) The Weather W/ Concrete

(20:07) Homie Helpline

(42:30) Disneyland Tix

(45:05) Chisme

(50:08) Rap Sheet

(56:49) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:03:28) Studious Foo

(1:07:26) Play Ball

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