BS with Brian Simpson

Brian is back from London with some feedback on the food.

Marvel Snap snaps up all of Brian and Rob's free time.

The Advice Champ tells a fan how to talk to his girl about money.

Brian's Blu-Ray collection grows.

Missouri police ignore black women going missing:

https://www.blackenterprise.com/black-woman-escapes-basement-after-missouri-police-allegedly-dismissed-claims-about-nearby-abductions/

The James Webb Space Telescope gives us the best image of the "Pillars of Creation" yet: https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2022/nasa-s-webb-takes-star-filled-portrait-of-pillars-of-creation

Jamaica bans media that glorifies crime:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/oct/13/jamaica-broadcasting-commission-regulator-bans-music-tv-deemed-to-glorify-crime

Amazon driver eaten by dogs:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/10/25/amazon-delivery-driver-dead-dogs/

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Sorry y'all, no brick wall today because guest Deric Poston (@dericposton) wore green AND blue.

Topics today include:

Kanye wants to buy Parler

Becoming an A/V fanboy is expensive

Telomere length and racism: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7373166/

Does your childhood shape your personality?

JP Chase doesn’t want Kanye’s money

Politician releases own sex tape: https://www.cityandstateny.com/politics/2022/10/manhattan-congressional-candidate-publishes-porn-video-highlight-his-sex-positive-platform/378456/

TX algorithm company raises rents: https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/data-report-shows-how-north-texas-companys-algorithm-raising-rent-prices/287-6eeecdda-7b29-41ef-abc0-327d1953cca0

Climate activist throw soup: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/climate-activists-throw-soup-on-vincent-van-goghs-sunflowers-to-protest-fossil-fuels-180980958/

Alaska snow crab season canceled: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/alaska-snow-crab-die-off-warming-waters/

Thanos was… not right

Three paces, turn, and shoot!

Check out Deric's podcast "Spoil the Beans" on IG @spoilthebeans

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Overwatch 2 is awesome

"Elon Musk’s texts shatter the myth of the tech genius"

Tala the Alien freaks out British TERFs

Kanye has lost his mind

Herschel Walker's baby mama drama

"Why don't the presidents fight the wars?"

Man sells fake guns to gun buyback program

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Moving to the country, and *out of* the country

Dragonball Z fan fiction

Cynic vs. Pessimist vs. Misanthrope

Introvert vs Extravert

Love on the Spectrum

Revealed preferences

Worry is a waste of imagination (Walt Disney)

Wringing humans out for water

Living underground

“The United State is a poor country with rich people in it” - John Burn-Murdoch

https://www.ft.com/content/ef265420-45e8-497b-b308-c951baa68945

The post-war middle-class consensus

“It’s inevitable”

Adventure Capitalism by Raymond Craib

The Fall of Rome

Distributed Denial of Service attacks

Overwatch 2 drops

Best movies to watch on a killer A/V setup

Audiophile BS

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This week on BS with Brian Simpson:

Cops leave woman handcuffed, in a car, on the train tracks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vISSDzz079o

Some More News: Uvalde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ioaBG3K_dk

Cat Food Revenge

That time Drake put hot sauce in the condom

DART mission

https://www.npr.org/2022/09/27/1125314926/nasa-dart-asteroid-photos

Fascism returns to Italy

https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2022/09/giorgia-meloni-italy-election-fascism-mussolini/671515/

Citizen Digital KFCB bans “homosexual” material

https://www.citizen.digital/news/kfcb-bans-all-movies-with-lgbtq-content-in-kenya-n306206

Bed Bath and Beyond executive jumps from high-rise

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/04/business/cfo-bed-bath-beyond-jumps-off-nyc-tower

Outro Music: Justin Smith “Active Culture”

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How did Andrew Tate get canceled?

Why the dislike button doesn’t work

Securing your social media

Northern Boys “Party Time”

Edutainment

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Back in hi-def this week now that Brian is in his new Austin studio. This week's topics:

Chess News

https://kotaku.com/chess-champion-anal-bead-magnus-carlsen-hans-niemann-1849542639

Black Hobbits

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/09/lord-of-the-rings-rings-of-power-fantasy-sci-fi-racist-criticism/671421/

The Golden Age of Anime

China Plans on Three Moon Missions

https://www.businessinsider.com/china-plans-three-moon-missions-after-discovering-new-lunar-mineral-2022-9

FN Meka

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/23/arts/music/fn-meka-dropped-capitol-records.html

Why does everything on Netflix look like that

https://www.vice.com/en/article/ake3j5/why-does-everything-on-netflix-look-like-that

Political Director of Texas Right to Life Arrested

https://abc13.com/lucas-bowen-former-political-director-for-texas-right-to-life-arrested-with-soliciting-sex-from-a-minor-anti-abortion-organization/12168425/

Would George Carlin Be Canceled?

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Brian is still completing his move to Austin, so this week he calls in to churn through the backlog at [email protected], featuring:

- Fascism and IQ

- Alien kingmaking

- MRE reviews

- The worst Best Buy in the world

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Comedian Keenan Baker joins Brian to discuss old-school anime, why Black men shouldn't trust yt women, and New Jersey hospitals snitchin on babies.

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Evan Lovett from @LAinaminute joins Brian to talk Los Angeles history, featuring: avoiding Edison, invasive mosquitoes, poison rainwater, and the invention of the taco truck.

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