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This week we're talmbout:

00:00 cold open

00:41 intro

01:58 George Santos on Cameo

08:00 does the furry community respect made-up animals?

12:26 Tech Moment: B+O A9

15:56 Sheath ad

17:06 Day Before disaster

26:26 Texas woman leaves state for abortion

35:16 Life in Texas

45:01 George Santos on gay marriage

49:38 Military revenge (voicemail)

57:02 British accent

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This week we're talmbout:

00:00 cold open

00:41 intro

01:33 apologies for missing a week

03:06 Arlington house explosion

04:50 psychopath power rankings

07:22 Bruce Willis geezer teasers

09:27 SCOTUS eyes Sackler decision

17:37 Sheath Ad

19:03 Revenge is just budget justice

26:20 “Arctic means bear”

27:14 Displate ad

28:50 best form of revenge

31:22 woman dies after falling into hidden well shaft

35:34 TECH MOMENT

38:16 Advice Champ: breaking up with married woman

50:27 Advice about being followed

58:59 dealing with wolves

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Thanks to Dr.Goodquestion for this week's track, "Elden Merchant"!

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This week we're talmbout:

00:00 cold open

00:20 intro

01:30 no elephants?

01:43 human ancestors nearly went extinct

06:37 TikTok has Brian in a chokehold

10:12 worker choked unconscious by machine

21:25 Sheath ad

22:30 KitKat hijacking

30:47 DraftKings ad

32:11 Taylor Swift death

32:48 Relationship advice (Damage Control)

40:10 forgiveness

45:08 dealing with a restaurant bro

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Thanks to Navaez for this week's track, "El Jinete"!

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This week we're in an all-new studio to talk about:

00:00 cold open

00:42 intro

05:00 homeless cleared out of San Francisco; liberal hypocrisy

15:39 Displate Ad

17:05 Israel’s collateral damage

20:00 The British are responsible for everything bad

21:54 Costa Rica bank heist

23:12 airplane takes off without windows

26:58 customer service is down the drain

30:34 JP Morgan x Epstein connection

38:45 #hetoo

42:24 misgendering and Neo-pronouns

55:00 relationship advice

1:00:40 video game question, plus ADHD and gaming

1:05:17 old heads on rap, and the best time for media is now

1:11:20 International revenge

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This week is all about BAD audio and GOOD content, y'all. On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:

00:00 cold open

00:42 intro

02:14 family sues Panera Bread

22:00 Sheath ad

23:12 Hamas follow-up

30:32 Manscaped ad

31:35 Voicemail follow-up

35:45 wholesome laughter

37:30 Booty Patrol

41:12 Making cops laugh (or not)

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On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:

00:00 Cold Open

00:16 Brian headphone reviews

10:50 new vehicle

17:50 email (dogs)

23:21 wrecked vagina

25:57 ADHD

31:56 Hasan Minahj part 2

39:45 pregnancy fraud

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On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:

00:00 cold open

00:33 intro and a great comment

11:19 Sheath ad

12:21 delivery driver acquitted

28:19 “I grew up in both eras”

33:02 Dave Chapelle causes walkouts

34:09 hockey puck injuries

36:24 DraftKings ad

38:27 Bing users and right to repair

44:44 Operation Paperclip

45:06 Fiancee won’t work (voicemail)

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On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:

0:00 cold open

0:24 whipping boys

2:20 Israel vs. Hamas

13:08 belated introductions

14:48 Microsoft acquisition

23:48 23 and me data leak

29:02 email: mixed family paternity

32:42 email: sexually incompatible

39:28 email: Hannibal hotness

42:03 email: writing jokes for friends

48:31 model embryos

55:51 going to mars

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Thanks to Griff Parker for this week’s music track, “Wet Bottle”! If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.

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On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:

0:00 Intro

1:57 World War 3?

15:12 Nepo Babies as Diplomats

16:00 The Fall of Civilizations

18:45 Sheath Ad

20:06 Bastards!

23:20 Dating advice (women ghosting)

31:00 tr@nsmaxxing and red pills

33:40 N@zis in Canada

36:30 Odyssey review

41:40 Career choices and making more money

50:30 Man arrested for murder of Tupac

57:10 never talk to cops

1:00:57 Air BnB tenant from hell

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Thanks to Griff Parker for this week’s music track, “Candy Bars”! If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to [email protected] with "music track" in the subject line.

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Brian is sick as sh*t but f*ck it we ball.

On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:

0:00 Cold Open

0:38 Skankfest

2:30 Vegas sucks

4:15 Mandatory Paternity Tests

19:11 Factor Ad

20:15 Should you reveal paternity?

26:30 what do you get out of marriage?

30:15 Friends with benefits

35:26 Reparations

40:00 dead dolphins

43:00 Times Square hate

45:00 Fremont Street busking

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VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.

Follow Brian @BScomedian

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Email the show at [email protected]

Thanks to Griff Parker for this week’s music track, “Wet Bottle”!

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