Problem – Sports star with a criminal history. Obstacle – Australian Border Force.

Solution – The offender would be meet at the border, put in a cage and dragged to any stadium. A new classification for athlete criminal visas. Perfect!

Cage of Immigration

The master of midfield mayhem Rampaging Roy Slaven and the leading light of long shots HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Sports

Part 1 - The big Rugby League news this week was that David Fifita will stay at the Titans. This backflip was credited to a $4 packet of biscuits. The Monte Carlo - The Rugby league biscuit!

Monte Carlo - The Rugby League Biscuit - Part 1

Part 2 - The big Rugby League news this week was that David Fifita will stay at the Titans. This backflip was credited to a $4 packet of biscuits. The Monte Carlo - The Rugby league biscuit!

Monte Carlo - The Rugby League Biscuit - Part 2

Part 1 - Rugby League nigglers are an important aspect of the game. Roy & HG discuss the great nigglers, like Josh Reynolds, Michael Ennis and now, Reed Mahoney. Are nigglers grubs? Or is the niggler and grub two different beasts?

How to niggle - Part 1

Part 2 - Rugby League nigglers are an important aspect of the game. Roy & HG discuss the great nigglers, like Josh Reynolds, Michael Ennis and now, Reed Mahoney. Are nigglers grubs? Or is the niggler and grub two different beasts?

How to niggle - Part 2

Part 1 - Gus Gould this week was fined $20,000 for speaking his mind, the bunker are idiots! Roy and HG discuss the fine line Gus walks being both a club CEO and a commentator. Leave Gus alone and get on with the business of Rugby League.

Cage of Immigration

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