When does ANY party start? When you get there! This week, Joe and Rob check out Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970), directed by Russ Meyer, and then Shaolin Invincibles (1978), directed by Hou Cheng.

We will call out Spoiler Territory for the first film (it's not worth worrying about for the second - honestly), so if you want to skip ahead from that point in Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, you can rejoin the conversation at the 1:11:35 mark to avoid spoilers.

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An unlikely pairing made in cinema heaven! We indulge ourselves with some fine genre fare this week. First up, Le Cercle Rouge (1970), directed by Jean-Pierre Melville, and then Zombie Flesh Eaters aka Zombie (1979), directed by Lucio Fulci.

We will call out Spoiler Territory for both films, so if you want to skip ahead from that point in Le Cercle Rouge, you can rejoin the conversation at the 52:40 mark to avoid spoilers. And Spoiler Territory ends at the 1:39:22 mark for Zombie Flesh Eaters. Savour the CINEMA!

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This week Rob and Joe take a franchise deep dive! We review Stalked By My Doctor (2015), Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016) and Stalked By My Doctor: Patient's Revenge (2018), all directed by Doug Campbell. This is modern exploitation trash as purveyed by the Lifetime channel - bizarre in perhaps new kinds of ways for the average trash cinema enthusiast.

We don't bother calling out spoilers for the first two films (you can't really spoil them) but we do let you know when Spoiler Territory kicks in for Patient's Revenge, so if you want to skip ahead from that point you can rejoin the conversation at the 1:41:00 mark to avoid spoilers. Even so, I was more impressed by the twist than Joe was.

Supercut of all Dr Beck's finest moments from Stalked By My Doctor 2015

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This week Rob and Joe check out Family Plot (1976) directed by Alfred Hitchcock, and The Eternal Evil of Asia (1995) directed by Chin Man-Kei. Hitchcock thrills and Hong Kong spills - together at last!

We let you know when Spoiler Territory kicks in, so if you want to skip ahead from that point in Family Plot you can rejoin the conversation at the 58 minute mark to avoid spoilers. We didn't think it's really possible to spoil The Eternal Evil of Asia - we do discuss the ending but, honestly, I wouldn't worry about spoilers!

Robert Firsching's synopsis for The Eternal Evil of Asia

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It's SCI-FI WEEK here, and Joe and Rob are joined by our very first GUEST! Max pops in to discuss Event Horizon (1997) directed by Paul WS Anderson, and Zardoz (1974) directed by John Boorman.

We let you know when Spoiler Territory kicks in, so if you want to skip ahead from that point in Event Horizon you can rejoin the conversation at the 1 hour mark to avoid spoilers, and Spoiler Territory ends for Zardoz at the 1:38:20 mark.

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CAN YOU DIG IT??? This week Rob and Joe revisit The Warriors (1979) directed by Walter Hill, and brave the psychotronic perils of Blood Freak (1972) directed by Brad F. Grinter and Steve Hawkes. Gangs and poultry: an unbeatable double feature!

We let you know when Spoiler Territory kicks in, so if you want to skip ahead from that point in The Warriors you can rejoin the conversation at the 58:21 mark to avoid spoilers, and Spoiler Territory ends for Blood Freak at the 1:33:31 mark.

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This week Rob and Joe have a look at White Dog (1982) directed by Sam Fuller, and Act of Vengeance (1974) directed by Bob Kelljan. This week is brought to you by the letter "R".

We let you know when Spoiler Territory kicks in, so if you want to skip ahead from that point in White Dog you can rejoin the conversation at the 50:14 mark to avoid spoilers, and Spoiler Territory ends for Act of Vengeance at the 1:27:38 mark.

Tyler Parry's article on attack dogs and racism in the US

Carol J. Clover, Men, Women and Chainsaws

BJ Colangelo on the Shock Waves podcast, 2017

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This week Rob and Joe check out Violent Cop (1989) directed by Takeshi Kitano, and Murder Rock (1984) directed by Lucio Fulci. Violence, legwarmers and lots and lots of sweat - and that's just during our recording!!!

We let you know when Spoiler Territory kicks in, so if you want to skip ahead from that point in Violent Cop you can rejoin the conversation at the 41:25 mark to avoid spoilers, and Spoiler Territory ends for Murder Rock at the 1:11:52 mark.

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This week Rob and Joe check out Caliber 9 (1972) directed by Fernando Di Leo, and Plan 9 From Outer Space (1957) directed by Edward D. Wood, Jr. These are the two films which inspired our own show name, and they represent our raison d'être perfectly.

We let you know when Spoiler Territory kicks in, so if you want to skip ahead from that point in Caliber 9 you can rejoin the conversation at the 1:03:30 mark.

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