Evan and Andy return in a new tale. While the setting may be new, you can bet your bottom dollar this puppy is going to be full of wet sucking sounds from that green gunk we love to hate. Monster Blood is back and it's coming to a hamster near you!

Matt and Dave have found new reasons to be afraid of bees in the weeks it has taken to finish this Goosebumps book. Welcome to their hell.

BZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz...

Matt and Dave have completed a fourth of the original Goosebumps collection! The duo take this time to analyze and rate the opening titles of the series in their first Goosebumps Quarterly Review!

Also, Goosebumps bright green heart is still pumping hard in todays pop culture and RL Stine's slimey creations have gooshed their way to the world of comics. Matt & Dave break down the spiritual successor to "Say Cheese and Die" with it's millennial counter-part "Download & Die!"

Ever feel like your summer is lacking that extra thrill? Just want to unplug and get your family murdered by a slide? How about getting your dad gored by a giant bird in a thunder dome? Do we have the park for you!

By bringing one proof of purchase for a Coca-Cola product, Matt and Dave get free admissions for their long awaited guest, Brian, to the theme park that will literally kill you.

If this town was really looking for poop monsters, they just needed to check their local Middle School. Matt and Dave take a hard and loose approach to the weakest title thus far. Follow a terrible squad of trash children as they try to scare a little girl just for being a decent human-being. Seriously, these kids are just plain awful...

Also, there are monsters.

Mom and Dad love science more than their children. Would their be any other reason to leave the picturesque beauty of Vermont for a poop bog life in the swamp? If naming their son Grady wasn't abuse enough, they send their husky child off into the Florida everglades to play while they hang with their deer pals. Video Game/Comic writer Tom Dzuiba joins Matt and Dave on a swampy Cinco De Mayo to trudge deep into the story and return with some surprisingly coherent literary analysis!

Haunted Piano? Ghosts? Robots? Severed Child Hands!?

Is this thing on?

Matt and Dave dig into the 13th Goosebumps title and like what they find. RLS has mastered the craft of children's horror and is ready to play chopsticks on your sickly melting skull head. Strap in and show me them hands, baby. 

Matt and Dave return to the Goosebumps world and try so hard not to use the "G" word while describing a mystical, traveling, magic lady who grants wishes. Sam is a clumsy, puberty-bound klutz who is given the power to make three wishes. Unfortunately for her, this lady really sucks at magic.

Put your books away and take a seat, class.

it's the first of April and you guys know what that means, ANOTHER NEW EPISODE OF BAILEY SCHOOL DROP OUTS!

Just like they do every month, Ed, Matt and Dave go through the beloved and probably very relevant early 90's kids horror series Bailey School Kids.

Pencil's Down Dudes!

Get ready for an extra-long CAC special episode! It's RLS's favorite book and we imagine many of yours. Matt and Dave are joined by independent filmmaker and pop culture connoisseur Isaac Leggett. The boys dive in to the 'original Facebook' to shed light on 90's bullying, duck customs, and sweet, tender mom love. Don't miss it!