I know RL Stine says that his books don't have lessons, but please don't apply prescription lotion you find in the trash to you and your friends' skin regardless of how funny the result may be. 

Welcome to Health Class. Dave and Matt are here to discuss how your body is changing and you are blossoming into a young adult. Now hit the showers and avoid eye contact. 

Matt and Dave are joined by musician and horror comic enthusiast, Nick Sardone! The Masked Mutant is a comic villain that can turn his molecules into anything! (There are some repercussions from him turning into a liquid, but why would that info be important to the reader, the mutant himself, or the plot?) Our worthless protagonist's public transportation shortcomings and near endless comic book knowledge set off a plot that stops making sense around chapter 6. Good Luck.

Matt and Dave break a leg reading the Phantom of the Auditorium. You'd think this book would be about handsome roguish ghouls, but really it's about the danger of falling from high places. Seriously. Schools, check your trap doors. Kids can get hurt. How are you going to call a kid's parents and tell them they died in a tragic 'Shrek the Musical' accident? Didn't think of that, did you? 

Happy Halloween you cute little Stine Heads!

What better way to celebrate the best holiday than watching a spooky movie. Let Matt and Dave be your guide to the most iconic episode of the Goosebumps Television show!

Show audio is included. You can listen to the episode alone or pair with the show muted on Netflix for the full experience.

Matt and Dave journey back to the mystical deserts of Egypt to check back in with their favorite Uncle Ben, cousin Sari, and the poster child for fragile masculinity, Gabe. As the title implies, there are mummies. No surprises there.

However, the big discoveries these podcasters uncover in the endless sands is a deeper adult understanding of coming-of-age characters and themes, budding sexuality, and that sometimes bugs are a possible replacement for your dead mom.

It's been a year of ghouls, ghosts, and sick sucking noises. Matt and Dave celebrate a year of podcasts the best way imaginable. The gruesome twosome sat in on a conversation between RL Stine and Tim Jacobus!

You don't want to miss this one!

Move over #HotGirlSummer, at Brad and Agata's beach-side cottage Jerry and Terri are living #DeadKidSummer. Matt and Dave hop on their boogie boards and catch a wave to the family graveyard in RL Stine's masterpiece Ghost Beach!

Matt & Dave celebrate the 21st book the way you celebrate a 21st birthday, by getting someone way too drunk. Learn why a borderline sexual fascination with worms and getting revenge on your older sister doesn't mix. Many worms were harmed in the making of this book, but it was all in the name of science.

Get ready to be "H" for the "W"!

Jody and her brother Mark go on their yearly summer trip to visit their grandparents and eat pancakes. Turns out farmhand Stanley learned how to read and is bringing his straw scarecrow buddies to life so he can choose pie flavors. Moral of the story is don't get between tweens and their pancakes.

The ocean is a horrific nightmare of mystery, teeth, and mermaids? Did anybody remember that this book is about mermaids? Weird.

Dave of the Age of Enfrightenment podcast joins Matt and Dave as they explore the deep with the Deeps and deepen their understanding of Australian accents. Gine...