When a new boy moves in next door there has to be a pretty good chance that he's a ghost, right? I mean, sure, all of your friends have disappeared and he goes to your school but you don't know him or his friends but he has to be the ghost. Also, The Grim Reaper is chasing you. But he's the ghost....

God, you're so stupid.

Camping used to be called 'living' before we gave up our nomadic ways. For Billy and his boys, it's called 'dying'. Camp Nightmoon is a terrible camp which makes for a terrible plot. RLS crafts a beautiful outdoor experience and hangs it on a meatless plot full of dead children, guns, and snake bites. Don't miss this one!

Lucy is a monster-crazy tween and frankly her friends and family are sick of it. Seriously, this girl is relentless. Lucky for her, the summer reading program is lead by a peculiar librarian with monster-like tendencies!

Join Matt and Dave and their first ever guest, Jackie, a real life children's librarian! It's like a scholastic book fair for your ears! Don't miss this one!

It's finally here! The book you have all been waiting for! Two identical twin sister battle for dominance on the only battlefield worth fighting... Ventriloquism.

Matt & Dave bring you The Night of the Living Dummy!

Max and his brother Lefty stumble across a secret compartment in their home due to their friend Erin's attic fetish. They discover an old mirror and lightbulb that have the power to turn the kids invisible! That's about it. Seriously... I mean, there are shadow children near the end but they are just as unenthused. Matt and Dave recount the book's nonexistent plot and do some bad impressions.

It's that special RL Time of the year, dear listener. Matt and Dave take a break from the original 62 Goosebumps books to give you a Stine Holiday classic from the 'Most Wanted' series.

Chestnuts are roasting by the fire, little girls are drowning in wells, pre-teens are doing backflips...

Sounds like Christmas to me!

The worst preteen in existence gets to visit his motherland and the pyramids over winter break. This kid is seriously the worst ever. We were rooting for the mummies, small pox, really anything to take this jerk out. When his parents are called away on business, he gets balls deep in a tomb with his uncle, cousin, the obvious bad guy, and a butt ton of mummies.

Also, RL Stine calls every sarcophagus a "mummy case" which is kind of cute and endearing. 

Way before Snapchat, there was only one camera that could ruin teen lives! Greg and his friends "find" a cursed camera while robbing a homeless man. It takes some pretty wacky photos that come true! Did I mention Ryan Gosling plays Greg in the show? Also, Matt invents a fun new game and Dave uncovers a real life murder connected to the episode. SMILE!

You like beef? Deaf Aunt Katherine sure does! Did she mention she's a witch?

All of this is pretty unimportant when RL Stine decides to grow our upsetting, sexual vocabulary in this slime filled Goosebumps book! Matt and Dave guide you through the sensual, quivering, slime mess that is Monster Blood!

Dads need their personal space. Can't these kids leave their mad scientist pop to do his freakish botany in peace? Matt and Dave tackle the second book in the Goosebumps series; Stay Out of the Basement. Is this a story about a mutant plant dad or the strain a family can endure? Also, fart jokes!