Can We Steal You for a Second?

Please bear with us as we unleash some needed (though self-indulgent) rants about the daily woes of life before we jump into the real episode analysis. We’re just going through it a little bit! As are nearly half of these women left as they meet their final fate competing for Zach’s love. Or tricked through continual wizardry and witchery to unleash their deepest darkest secrets. Plus: a pitch for a WAGs of the World reality tv series, an argument for actually taxing the rich, and why Kaity has taken off with the final rose. 

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Are you convinced of Zach’s sinister side yet?! After his lies turned on a DIME with FAIR questioning from Jess? Even beyond that, this episode gave us so much to sink our teeth into. A genuinely interesting point of drama between Kat and Brooklyn (team Brooklyn until the final few moments), a comparison of two contestants on 1-1s with very different approaches, and an “illness” from Greer (go take that me-time girl). Two weeks from hometowns! 

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It’s our 100th episode, and we are so excited to celebrate with you all! Thank you to all of our listeners, new and old, for supporting our journey. We celebrate by answering a variety of pre-submitted questions. We rush through at 100 seconds each, just getting to all the juiciest, hottest takes. Everything from the Mt. Rushmore of leads to Megan Fox and MGK. This episode is just the questions; listen to episode 101 for Bachelor in London/Covid/Zoom episode content. 

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Jumping off our 100th episode celebration, we dig into the real meat of the episode. Especially the OUT-OF-POCKET reaction from Zach to Greer on Zoom, Gabi’s Bachelorette audition has us signed up, and the most laughable and offensive rose ceremony ever. Hear this, if we ever get sent home over ZOOM we would be scorching earth on our way out. 

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We are back on the eve of our 100th episode, so tune in to hear how we are going to celebrate! Also, a very apparent comparison between 1-1’s this week and the women are starting to notice Zach’s favoritism…the sinister stare is on the loose. Plus an analysis on the missteps in handling this week’s drama. Mistakes were made from all angles. It’s okay if you’re not all best friends!

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On this night of the USA's State of the Union, we are discussing much more important business: the pool party fiasco around Christina Mandrell. Whitney's dad joins as a guest star this episode to discuss an entertaining episode 3. 

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A good ol’ classic episode of the Bachelor right here. This time, with an AI Bachelor who is not programmed to lie. You see him short-circuit right before your eyes! He’s the gift that keeps on giving, and the roast keeps on getting more specific. This episode made us unlikely stans of undeniable It girl Christina Mandrell, skeptical of changing personalities Brianna, and somehow talking ourselves into Gabi being the one. 

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We are coming in HOT with the first episode of Zach’s season. We discuss:

- Zach is not of our human species. There is something darker there

- Greer is 2023 Bekah Martinez (this is neither an insult nor a compliment)

- Potential snake in the GRASS

1. - Best dressed (slim pickings)

- Worst dressed (excited for Fashion Friday)

- Decent entrances (we like party buses and pigs)

- Bad entrances (anyone thinking they will have love at first sight with Zach and don’t need to prepare)

- Future Bachelorette prospects 

We are excited to go on this journey with you all! Available on all podcast platforms. XOXO

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You can hear the sweet relief of finally getting to talk to each other through podcast microphones again in the year of our lord TWENTY SILLY THREE!!! Inspired by our personal new year's resolutions to embrace dumb, fluffy, fun books from the library and as we indulged in some of the best culture news of our break, an intention of the year came to us so clearly. 2024 will be a doozy, and we should all take this year to have a little fun! Enjoy giggling about oscillating todgers from Prince Harry and theorizing about Zach’s dark side because it’s SILLY and FUN. 

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Dare we say we wish this actual finale reunion episode had a little more time? Unfortunately, the going trend of the night is that the men really came out looking much better, and we couldn’t help but have to side with them against some extreme defensiveness and weak apologies!!! Except for Victoria of course, who is allowed to get away with being absolutely life-destroying because it makes for once-in-a-lifetime reality TV. Plus, if you’re watching this season of White Lotus, I think you’ll especially appreciate some references to the generations of misogyny theme. See you all next year and thank you for a dramatic season! 

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