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We’re back and didn’t hold back our thoughts on Golden Fantasy Suites and another episode of paradise. Namely, Gerry seemingly choosing companionship above all else, Katie terrorizing Blake and the entire beach, and Rachel getting dogged once again. We also wrap up with a brief conversation about the Kardashians and Selling Sunset. 

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It’s sexy dancer Leslie versus sexy bareback Faith head to head…with poor Theresa unaware that she’s not long for Gerry’s world. On the sands of Mexico, Paradise is really heating up, and so is our conversation about Kat’s incredible villainy, Jess’ victim complex, and Brayden’s easily seduced wandering eye.

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This is a special edition episode because one of our hosts may have accidentally been under the influence of a certain adult gummy more than planned…Listen in for chaotic ramblings on senior citizen fantasy suites, Halloweekend FOMO, lazy reality show contestants, and no-source famous quotes. 

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It’s heating up at the beach and the AARP mansion! Leslie starts to win us over, Kathy gets snipped, Gerry bares it all, and the show brings up the big money guests in Joey and Trista. On sand, Rachel goes 0-3, Olivia might actually be tolerable with John Henry, John B flops again, Sam’s poop baby might be a hoax, and Sean need to get humbled! 

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Camille is back, and we have a lot to catch up on regarding our new favorite show: The Golden Bachelor contrasted with the unfortunately inferior Bachelor in Paradise. Is this the most charismatic cast ever? How do insecurities play out differently between the older and younger groups? How do they approach fame and their purposes for being on the show? How do the different shows share their vulnerabilities but embrace their flaws?

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Join for this funny but poignant episode with Whitney's dad. We discuss the newest episode of Golden Bachelor but also talk life after loss and memories of a late spouse. We share some memories from our own late wife/mother and then demand all senior citizens take a driving test. Play on! 

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Join us as me and my Golden Bachelor dad recap the first episode of the historic new season! Paradise recaps will be merged with Golden Bachelor as one recap and will resume next week with Camille! We talk Gary, dating at 25 vs 65, and one creepy feeling my dad is getting..... John (my dad) also lends some personal experience and advice on dating after loss. Listen for a great father-daughter recap and convo! 

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We are back evaluating cast bios! Listen in for a quick Tinder game of swiping right or left on who we would want to be our potential mother in law. We find some FAKE seniors, some standout gems, and a few likely villains! Look forward to our joint recaps of both Golden Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise coming soon!

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A perfect end to a stand-out season! For the first time in a long time, we got a truly romantic proposal and a love story we can all root for, without even sacrificing the couple for the elevated presence of the new hottie Bachelor. Bachelor is BACK baby! Despite all of the positives, the episode is still thick with analysis: body language at ATFR, questions as to why Charity didn’t get more heat for a double I-Love-You, predictions for Joey’s season and the future of Dotun and Charity with the DWTS curse…and much more. We love you all, thanks for a great season and we will see you for Golden/Paradise! 

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