Can We Steal You for a Second?

Joey travels to restaurants, historical centers, and the Inland Empire for what used to be known as “Hometowns.” It’s best behavior week as everyone puts on their best interview self and hides their true feelings. We still got some memorable…and dare we say hot…family members! Who would you give your final rose, friend zone, fantasy suite, and send home to between the four dads?

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HATER ALERT!!! It’s us again, really getting some frustration out over the always inevitable Daisy, and the inevitable mistake the producers make in NOT making Maria the Bachelorette. Even though Maria made a massive miscalculation this week…we still ride for her. Kelsey A brings classic “everything seems great” F2 energy, and Whitney called Jenn’s cringe factor for Joey, even if she forgot about it from last week. Lastly, in the words of Jen Shah, Rachel hear this: “If you’re gonna be a b*tch, be a fun b*itch!!!”

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Is anyone going to ask Joey how HE is feeling out here?!?! Except we start the episode talking about our own problems (Camille broke her leg, Whitney is apartment hunting). This week, our love for Maria grows even deeper as we see the different sides of Joey she brings out. We make season predictions and discuss how his conversation with Lexi might impact his relationship with some of the women. 

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Joey’s hotness is bringing out all of the most feral of female relationship dynamics and we are living for it. Segmentation, us vs. them, subtle jabs, alliances, sex appeal as a tool of manipulation, and generations clashing, this season is providing ample to analyze. Especially when they slam us with two back-to-back episodes. 

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The Maria v. Sydney duel is heating up, and we are fully Team Maria! This week also showed us a pretty meh 1-1 date, some group date opportunities for these charismatic ladies to show their chops, and some stars appearing amidst the mix. Conversation somehow finds its way to Taylor Swift as it is common to do, and we get into NFL gossip leading up to the Super Bowl. Pick me alert! 

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Being in this Nation too long has really warped our brains, having us comparing and judging personal tragedies…but like get on with it!!! Joey really cranked the charm up this episode but we are still sleeping with one eye open…his secret side will show in due time. But we’re in for a great season because we have some true CHARACTERS out here!!! Also discussed: familial colloquialisms, our favorite swear words, and lactose intolerance (had to mention that one again). Feeling fast and loose today!  

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Joey’s sparkling eyes and perfect curls have these girls drooling, just as Bachelor Nation intended! But Joey’s dimples don’t fool us…we see Joey’s other Gemini side, aided by revisiting our previous analysis theories from Charity’s season. He gets away with being a little nervous, a little cringed-out by puns, and very uninterested in most blondes by being so distractingly cute. We wrap up our discussion of this season’s ladies with some predictions for the rest of the season. Does Joey chase too close to the sun? 

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Joey’s sparkling eyes and perfect curls have these girls drooling, just as Bachelor Nation intended! But Joey’s dimples don’t fool us…we see Joey’s other Gemini side, aided by revisiting our previous analysis theories from Charity’s season. He gets away with being a little nervous, a little cringed-out by puns, and very uninterested in most blondes by being so distractingly cute. We wrap up our discussion of this season’s ladies with some predictions for the rest of the season. Does Joey chase too close to the sun? 

Hi everyone, we’re back for 2024 and hot Joey’s season! We get to know his cast of ladies by judging them based on whether we would select them from a Craiglist roommate posting. The true high-risk, high-reward pairing. Plus, our perception of Joey’s type and a recap on recent Bachelor Nation news, We’ve missed you! 

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It’s the paradise reunion and we come in HOT with opposing views: Whitney loved it, Camille thinks it might be the last BIP ever. But there are several things we definitely agree with: Kylie is finally standing her ground and Aven needs to never be on our screens again, Kat finally showed her three-dimensional self and is growing into her best self, the producers need to be tried for their sins of bad producing and having no live finale, and Jess is the ultimate villain of the season. Plus, a bit of Taylor x Kim drama to wrap it up just because Taylor had to go and bring it up again. Thank you for an amazing season and we will see you in January, love you all! 

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