Can We Steal You for a Second?

Whitney's dad joins to discuss E2+3, Kendrick vs Drake, the Eagles victory, Camille/John's honeymoon, and poor policy decisions a la gulf of America embarrassment by Google!

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Sincere AND horny, the perfect combo for a lead. Grant, you’ve started the season strong! His endearing sexiness will make these women fall even harder, allowing chaos to ensure. Locked in! Plus, an analysis of the Lively-Baldoni saga, and the end of Matt and Rachael. 

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Joan pulled some soft diplomacy behind the scenes with producers to come get her man, get out, and not have to be interesting or dramatic whatsoever. Happy for y’all or whatever but…we want reality show antics in our TV instead of our politics, yet here we are. Due to lack of juice, most of this episode is post-election emotions, so be forwarned (if it’s not clear, we are unhappy about the outcome).

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Joan we see you…we respect your Edward Cullen no bed choice for the Fantasy Suites…but we know you and Chock got it on. Joan and her suitors head to Tahiti to watch Joan and Chock fall in love, and though we miss having some messy young dramatic leads, the scenery makes up for it. 

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Hometowns hits different on Golden seasons! Guy is arguably the best choice now but Joan can’t stand to kiss him, Pascal is truly one-of-a-kind so we aren’t sure how he resembles Joan’s late husband, Jordan is hung, and Chock comes from the Witchita pond of immortality. 

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Is there a hierarchy division between Golden widows and divorcees? Would you rather your spouse die or leave you to start a new family? Did producers pre-plan the yacht date game or throw a hail mary? Does Mark know he’s hot? Just normal questions being asked on this week’s recap of the Golden Bachelorette! 

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Whatever happened to a group of men wanting to join together in a sea shanty?! Justice for Kim! This week the fuckboys rise: Jonathan and Pascal…we have our eyes on you. As always, there is more than enough charm and wonder to lift the spirits for Joan in her Golden years of dating. 

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Joan and her highly eligible bachelors start their ~journey~ with a hot start! We discuss generational differences, Frank Sinatra, and lessons learned for aging and approaching life. 

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Are we getting older or are these guys substantially hotter than Jenn’s cast?! Join us as we set out to judge them based on their potential as father-in-laws and end up objectifying them for ourselves….

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