Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. It's Jon Reep's birthday, but hold the cake—he’s too busy proposing we cancel birthdays altogether. Jon and cohost Alan Jackson reinvent Mother’s Day, tackle the trauma of assembling patio furniture, and dive deep into Facebook Marketplace ghostings. Plus, daylight savings gets the Missy Elliott flip-it-reverse-it treatment and someone dropkicks a DoorDash order. Absolute ignorance? Absolutely.