Capes On the Couch - Where Comics Get Counseling

We follow up last episode with the second half of our discussion with writer Phillip Kennedy Johnson - this time we're talking James Bond, John Stewart, and the Incredible Hulk! Plus a meaningful discussion on patriotism, and Anthony & Doc make a pitch to work with PKJ ;)

Creators on the Couch - Phillip Kennedy Johnson 3

• Intro
• Superman
  • One last question: Metallo giving everything for his sister - where did that idea come from?

• James Bond (11:52)
  • Based more in Fleming novels vs. films?
  • Was there a particular Bond you had in mind while writing?
  • What makes him such an enduring character, in light of the constant reboots and takes on him?
  • Admittedly only read first half - could not access God & Country

• John Stewart (23:12)
  • Given your military background, did you gravitate towards John vs. other Lanterns?
  • Focus on John's family life - mother with dementia and loss of younger sister
  • Revenant Queen - like her speech style (35:18)
  • Obviously it's ongoing, but how far out do you have mapped storylines?

• Incredible Hulk (39:05)
  • This story is much more monster-oriented than previous Hulk runs - was this intended to shift away from internal/mental focus like the Ewing run?
  • Body horror - story and art focus on the pain and effects of transformation
  • What inspired Charlie? Feels like more than just audience surrogate

• What's next for you? (52:24)
• Ending
  • Next episodes: Speedball, Deathstroke
  • Plugs for social

References:

• Marvel Team-Up #145 - PKJ (2:55)

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We're back! And so is Philip Kennedy Johnson! We sit down with PKJ for the second time to talk about his recently wrapped runs on Action Comics & Alien. Listen now!

• Intro

• Apologies for delay in episodes - see blog post for more

• PKJ

• Last time we spoke was Feb. 2021, discussing Last Sons of America, Kill A Man and end of The Last God

• Superman (3:42)

• What was something you wanted to do with Superman that hadn't been done before?

• Exploration of Clark-Jon relationship - so many emotional moments

• Warworld Saga - why go with Mongul for main villain of storyline?

• Love Osul and Otho - their lack of exposure to anything resembling compassion and love, and the welcoming by the Superman family, is best addition to mythos in a long time

• Superman family gets major focus here - family is thru-line running across the entire arc

• Special point on Kong Kenan and his "defection"

• Blue Earth movement - *chef's kiss*

• Alien (22:28)

• Another instance of a father doing anything for his son in first arc

• Was it always the plan to have 3 separate arcs across 2 volumes?

• How much input did you have into Xenomorph designs, or was that all artists?

• Ending (34:00)

• Next episodes: Speedball, Deathstroke

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To tie in with the recent release of Aquaman & the Lost Kingdom, we take a look at the man himself, Arthur Curry! We have a whale of a time with this one, and we'll cod to making more than a few fish jokes just for the halibut...

Issue 186 - Aquaman

• Intro
  • Shoutout to Into the Knight, who got a thank you from Jed McKay in the last page of Moon Knight #30

• Background (4:29)
  • Aquaman (Arthur Curry) created by Paul Norris and Mort Weisinger in More Fun Comics #73 (Nov. 1941)
  • Golden Age origin is he is the son of a scientist who lived in the ocean and taught him how to breathe underwater and communicate with & control undersea life
  • Silver Age origin: Arthur Curry, son of Tom Curry & Atlanna, and because of his mixed heritage he has access to several Atlantean abilities, including how to breathe underwater and communicate with & control undersea life
    • This version introduces most of his supporting cast: wife Mera, son Arthur Jr., aka AJ or Aquababy, half-brother & nemesis Ocean Master, Black Manta, and others

  • Post-Crisis origin: Orin, son of Queen Atlanna & the wizard Atlan, he was abandoned by Atlantis and discovered by Tom Curry who eventually dies when he's a teen, and he returns to Atlantis where he is imprisoned before breaking out and joining the Justice League, where he uses his abilities like how to breathe underwater and communicate with & control undersea life
    • This is the version that loses his hand after it's eaten by piranhas
    • He is the leader of Sub Diego, an undersea version of San Diego
    • He becomes the Dweller of the Depths to assist the new Aquaman, Arthur Joseph Curry, before dying and later resurrected during Blackest Night/Brightest Day

  • New 52 - Once again the son of Tom Curry & Atlanna, he was raised on land but aware of Atlantis, and when he returns to the sea he is crowned King, but he abdicates to be with Mera and join the Justice League until he's forced to return to rule over Atlantis despite half the population hating him
    • He finally proposes to Mera at the start of DC Rebirth

• Issues - Theme is fish out of water, then in, then out, then in… (10:34)
  • Reluctant ruler of Atlantis - numerous time he returns to the throne in times of trouble, only to either vacate willingly to help Justice League/other heroes, or be forced to abdicate due to various factors
  • Walks two worlds, but not fully accepted in either (15:36)
  • Loss of a son - created strain on him and Mera (31:47)

• Break (42:02)
  • Plugs for Last Sons of Krypton & SNEScapades

• Treatment (43:50)
  • In-universe - Build a safe space for Aquaman
  • Out of universe - (46:56)

• Skit (53:35)
  • Hello Aquaman, I'm Dr. Issues. Would you prefer…um Arthur? Orin? Your chart has some conflicting information, and my electronic health record merges files quite haphazardly. - Doctor, you can just stick to Aquaman for now then. Most land acquaintances do.
  • Do they now? Ok. So, what can I do for you? -I'm in a state of flux. I'm trying to keep on course. The problem is, I don't have a map.
  • Are you speaking metaphorically, or is this some sort of buried treasure -*snapping* I don't make puns and I need you to take this seriously.
  • *gulp* My apologies. So, how did you get so lost? -I'm not sure. I have a lot of people counting on me, but when they all ask for help at once they're like crabs in a barrel. They're too quick to lionize me as their savior, and too quick to denigrate me as a fake.
  • I'll admit, that sounds like injustice, and I don't mean that from a dramatic perspective. The world hasn't always been fair to you, has it? -Maybe not, but I can't complain too much. There's no breathing room. *clears throat* pardon, but I need to drink some water.
  • Sure, go right *sound of a tidal wave or something* …ahead. Um, did you have to soak the whole couch? -My kingdom is good for it. You don't mind barnacles, right?
  • Barnacles, no, but the jellyfish - *ignores* Anyway, my kingdom…*sigh* it's not always my kingdom. Sometimes I want to swim away and never see any of them again. But I won't abandon my family.
  • Priorities. Got it. You sound like you have a lot of triggers that could exacerbate anxiety and/or depression. Have you experienced any of those symptoms? -Well I'm not the one with the degree, but if you're referencing eternal sadness, sleepless nights, the sense of dread that your society will be wiped out, and those who know of you before you know them are willing to kill everyone you love for the sake of power so you let your own sense of pride burst forth into a fit of rage that only the mightiest of beings can come CLOSE to matching *clearly exasperated but trying to calm down* perhaps…I have.
  • I won't snap to judgment on diagnosis, but you don't need any labels. Sounds like you've had stuff going on for a looooong time. What led you to come to me now? -I'm not sure.
  • You've said that more than once. -And I've meant it every time. This is the only place I can use a phrase like that and not die.
  • Mostly right, sometimes wrong, but never in doubt. A real Type A mindset. -If that makes the most sense to you, then yes.
  • I'm a buffer zone. That can work, but ultimately you're going to have to find a way to recreate that in other environments. -Tricky to do when the natural state of those environments are hostile.
  • Are they really, though? I'm not saying you're wrong, just challenging the assumption. - There's a not-insignificant portion of my kingdom who believes I was cursed the moment I was born. There's also a large segment who wishes I would vacate the throne and never return. Not surprisingly, those two segments share a healthy overlap. So when the very people I aim to lead don't want me in the leadership role, I think it's fair to say it's a hostile environment. And that's ignoring the numerous attempts on my life, the never-ending struggle with my half-brother, the various threats from the surface world…
  • Then you need a huge amount of resiliency, and that doesn't get built in a vacuum. You mentioned family as your number one priority. Are they integrated into how you process your life, or are they delicate figures you keep sheltered in your mind so you don't lose them? -I would never refer to them as delicate or sheltered. But I don't make my personal life a spectacle either. Mera is everything to me…sometimes the only thing.
  • It's okay to want more than that. -I don't need more.
  • I specifically didn't say need. I said want. Aspirations that are your own, even in the midst of external values. -That is such a land dweller thing to say.
  • I confess my biases, yes. But I'm acknowledging your culture as well. I'll have to learn on the fly how to blend your understanding of how the world works with my own. I embrace that challenge. -*pause* How far are you willing to go?
  • I don't know…that's really vague, and I know that type of question is leading to some discomfort -*boldly* NO whining! You may be granted a privilege that will change your life, If you are a brave soul.
  • See, I'm a coward, so -*dismissive* Nonsense! You just need some basic skills. Can you swim?
  • Yes. -Can you hold your breath for at least 2 minutes?
  • What? I don't know…probably? But if you're alluding to what I think you are, I don't think my freediving skills are up to par. -We're not simpletons. We have equipment; you need to be fit enough for the transition.
  • And this benefits YOU in what way. -If I can show you just how unique our ways are, then you would be able to not only assist me, but also those who question my position. Expand your practice.
  • Can you give me some time to mull this over? I'm not used to someone actually getting so gung ho about my sessions. -I won't wait forever. If you need to seek council from those who would put your mind at ease, then I understand. You will hear from me shortly.

• Ending (59:57)
  • Recommended reading: Peter David run, with focus on Time & Tide and the Atlantis Chronicles
  • Next episodes: Echo, Speedball, Deathstroke
  • Plugs for social & GonnaGeek Network
  • Anthony: That will do it for this episode. Doc?
  • Doc: *text message sound* Hold on…it's Aquaman? Huh…'thanks for the introductory session. I know I told you I would contact you shortly, but I am so excited that I did a search on therapy techniques. I think you'll understand my world better if you engage in flooding. This is NOT a request." What the hell does that mean? I just go to the beach or the aquarium and *water rushing/waves crashing* *gurgling* I guess I should try to keep my head above water for now
  • Anthony: He didn't have to be so dramatic. For a drowning Dr. Issues, I'm Anthony Sytko, and we'll see you next time!

References:

• Black Manta episode - Anthony (6:38)
• Chuck Cunningham Syndrome - Anthony (8:54)
• "We Don't Talk about Bruno" - Anthony (9:20)

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We take our first look at a Flash-affiliated character with Barry Allen's nemesis EOBARD THAWNE! Things go off the rails pretty quickly, but it's ok, because we can just jump to another timeline where everything is fine, and no one will be any the wiser - except for Eobard...

• Intro
• Background (2:05)
  • Eobard Thawne, aka Professor Zoom or the Reverse Flash, created by John Broome and Carmine Infantino in The Flash #139 (Sept. 1963)
  • Eobard Thawne is a scientist from the 25th century, where superheroes are few
  • He becomes obsessed with learning about the Speed Force, but he initially encounters some obstacles until his future self intervenes several times:
    • He was jealous of his younger brother growing up, until his future self prevented Robern from being born
    • and then his future self caused the death of his parents, since they were worried about his obsession
    • He kills another professor who is close to unlocking the secrets of the Speed Force
    • After Eobard falls in love with a reporter, his future self kills her fiance and any man she ever dated - when she still rejected him, his future self went back to her childhood and traumatized her to the point of rendering her mute

  • He becomes obsessed with Barry Allen, to the point of getting cosmetic surgery to resemble him
  • Obtains a Cosmic Treadmill, a copy of the Flash's costume, and replicates the accident to give himself Flash's powers - he traveled back to a few years after Barry's death, and learned that he would become Professor Zoom, the Reverse-Flash, and Barry's greatest nemesis
  • This caused a psychic break, and Thawne became convinced he *was* a resurrected Barry Allen, and even managed to convince several of Barry's friends he was Barry - after attacking several heroes for "forgetting" him, Wally West tricked him into returning to his home time
  • Thawne became obsessed with replacing Barry, to the point of killing Iris West, and when he attacked Fiona Webb, Barry broke his neck and killed him
  • Flash: Rebirth reveals that Thawne is responsible for every tragedy in Barry's life, including the death of his mother - after killing several speedsters, he announces his connection to the Negative Speed Force, and says he will kill Iris before Barry has a chance to meet her - as Barry and Wally travel backwards in time, they merge into the lightning bolt that originally gave Barry his powers #BecauseComics - Thawne is imprisoned in a device that severs his connection to the Speed Force, removing his powers
  • The broken neck version was resurrected during Blackest Night and then purified by a white light
  • Thawne is the central villain of Flashpoint - when Barry travels back to prevent Thawne from killing Nora West, the resulting timeline is drastically different - Thawne is then killed by the new Batman, and Barry goes back to prevent himself from stopping her murder, which creates a new third timeline
  • Rebirth revises his origin - he's met in the 25th century by Barry, who prevents him from carrying out further crimes - he is temporarily rehabilitated, until he travels to the past and learns Barry didn't consider him as much of a friend as he initially thought, so he vows to make Barry miserable until Barry "makes time" for him
  • He's one of the primary villains of the Button, where he has memories of every timeline, and uses this knowledge to torture Barry, Bruce Wayne, and heroes, until he's killed by Dr. Manhattan, although he's resurrected by the negative Speed Force once again
  • Finish Line - Thawne vibrates into Barry, taking over his mind and trapping Barry in the Speed Force - Thawne says he and Barry will forever be trapped in a loop, until Barry forgives him - this confuses Thawne, and Barry is able to reset him in the 25th century, where he is a tour guide at the Flash Museum with no memory of being a villain

• Issues - "Eobard Thawne. The man who reads the Evil Overlord List and reacts with an oblivious bemusement. The man with an absolute pathological need to prove himself superior to everyone around him to the point where even other villains hate his guts. Thawne has spent the last 60 years elevating the concept of the Villain Ball to an almost comical extent, and is fortunately so ridiculously chatty and forthcoming about himself and his feelings that we can easily mine a ton of his many issues from it to figure out why." (15:56)
  • Absolute obsession with and desire to replace The Flash. Thawne comes from a time when superheroes are thought of as a quaint anachronism, and striving to be one would be like someone today saying their dream was to be a medieval knight. But he idolized the era and The Flash in particular enough to become obsessed with becoming him. After recreating the accident that gave The Flash his super speed and traveling back in time to meet his hero, he found out that his destiny was instead to become The Flash's greatest enemy, and it simply broke him inside. From then on, his entire reason for being became wrapped around inserting himself into Barry's life, alternating between trying to ruin it and trying to usurp it. He tried getting Barry's wife to fall in love with him, tried to take Barry's place in the original accident and become the original Flash, and ultimately settled on using his time travel ability to become the source of every bad thing that ever happened in Barry's life. It's not an exaggeration to say that Thawne does not have or want a life of his own; he actually does want Barry's for himself.
  • Superiority complex. When you think about Eobard Thawne is actually capable of doing, it's a real wonder why he ever fails at anything at all. The man can move at many times the speed of light. He can cross the room and shred your heart before your eyes can even send the signal to your brain that it's happening. He can kill a room full of a hundred people in a hundred different ways before any of them could react. All of which pales in comparison to his mastery of time travel. If anyone or anything is an obstacle to his objectives or even so much as affronts his sight, he can go back in time and completely erase it from existence. That's an actual thing he does with regularity. There is quite literally no goal on any scale he could not achieve with his powers. But that's simply not enough for him. At the moment of every single one of his triumphs, he has to let everyone in earshot know that it was him who did it. He grandstands and gloats about his success, explaining in great detail everything he did, how he did it, and how powerless everyone is to stop him from keeping on doing whatever he wants. Invariably, this winds up with the heroes either having the time to make their move or having the exact information they need to stop him. Thawne didn't invent Evil Monologuing by any stretch, but he's perfected it to an art form. It's a pathology with this man. He has to have you acknowledge his greatness, or he doesn't consider it a victory. There is no limit to what he could achieve if he just didn't care about getting the credit for it. (22:18)
  • Pettiness on a scale hitherto undreamt of. To paraphrase Billy Beane in Moneyball, there's petty, there's that which petty aspires to be, there's fifty additional magnitudes of petty that the English language doesn't have words for, and then there's Thawne. The man responds to personal slights as if they were absolute declarations of war. He has completely erased his younger brother from existence because he thought his parents loved him more. He got a crush on a woman and erased her husband and all of her ex-boyfriends from existence so she'd have no reason not to date him, then when she still rejected him, he traveled back in time and repeatedly traumatized her as a child to the point where she wound up in a permanent vegetative state for the rest of her life. He found a limiting factor on his time travel that he couldn't kill Barry Allen or do anything that prevents him from becoming The Flash, so instead he settled on simply becoming the direct cause of every bad thing that's ever happened in his life, including things so minor as making him late for class in school and making him miss a catch in a baseball game. He's done this with villains who annoy him as well; Hunter Zolomon owes the entire line of tragedies that led to him becoming Professor Zoom to Thawne traveling through time and causing them. There is no slight so trivial that Thawne won't respond to it with the most disproportionate retribution he can imagine. (28:28)
  • Dozens and dozens of lifetimes worth of memories. Thawne's use of the Negative Speed Force gives him a form of superceding time travel. He can alter history and retain the memories of his life and the world exactly as it was before he changed it. Unfortunately, he has time traveled and altered history so many times and so drastically that his memories now consist of dozens of lifetimes all folded into themselves. He remembers every version of himself in every timeline he's ever existed in, and every version of every other important person in his life and how their histories have changed as well. It all just blends together for him in a way that makes absolutely no linear sense trying to keep it all straight. That has to be absolutely maddening; like a Mandela Effect, but for your entire life, and multiplied by every single time he changes the timeline. No one else remembers anything in the same way that he does, and there's absolutely no way he can convince anyone about the way things used to be. (38:22)

• Break (45:33)
  • Plugs for Ignorance Was Bliss, Geek Peak, and Gail Simone

• Treatment (46:46)
  • In-universe - Transcranial magnetic stimulation analogue to help Thawne's brain
  • Out of universe - Use CBT to help people to slow down and notice things more (49:40)

• Skit (54:34)
  • Hello Mr. Thawne, I'm Dr. Issues. Hmm…you seem out of breath - *heavy breathing* It took a lot for me to get here. But I can't ignore a slight like that. As you know, a doctor should only address a colleague with a title the equivalent to their own.
  • You can't be serio…ow! What was that? -The skin of the areola is incredibly sensitive to certain angular forces. Your nerve endings are actually a bit different based on your scream. Most people have a heightened reaction from the pain itself, but for you, the mere sensation of unexpected touch and pressure were too much for you. *yawn* But as all plebians before you, your nervous system stood no chance in keeping up with my abilities. And that, my dear doctor, was only a sample of what I am capable of.
  • *pause* You just gave a soliloquy on a purple nurple? -I had to demonstrate that you are not superior to me in any aspect of existence.
  • Ok -*pause* That's it? Just, "OK?" You don't protest? Where's the fear? Where's the awe? Anger? Something besides "Ok"?
  • Okaaaaay…Professor? -That's better…wait, still no emotion behind it. What is wrong with you? Do I have to phase through you and shatter your spleen?
  • Needlessly graphic but no…*sigh* Look, I'm not superpowered, you're not controllable, so I'm a sitting duck just for agreeing to meet with you, no matter what safeguards I may have thought of. -That was very naive of you. I'd be insulted if I didn't already feel insulted about the fact that some version of me that I talked with at some point in the future thought this was a good idea. What will I be thinking? Um…was thinking. You get the point.
  • Sure. So, what can I do for you? -There's someone I know that I used to idolize. Now I hate him. He killed me, but I came back. Now I can't destroy him because I want to exist, but I want to ruin every part of his life. You know, "as you do"
  • Are you expecting me to empathize with that? OOOOF; what did you do now? -Matter has multiple phases. Most people will only experience the most basic solid, liquid, and gas. But, as a scientist at heart, I'm sure you're aware of plasma. Under typical Earth conditions, you would only be able to withstand a nanoparticle of any element in a picosecond of time as it sublimates from a liquid format and dissipates instantaneously in some form of biological substrate in an elongated but small cavernous bony structure with a malleable yet firm membrane
  • *Interrupting* You spit in my ear?! What are you, 12?! - Superspeed saliva, sir! It's your privilege. The fact that your head did not disintegrate is only because I can control my mouth and tongue with exquisite precision.
  • You could kill me at any moment, and you torture me with pranks? What's the point? -I've given you a glimpse of my power. Now imagine that for every moment of your life. To know that at any point, I can cause you immeasurable suffering and pain with the slightest show of effort on my part. THAT is what I live for.
  • So you can be the most influential being for every person's life who ever existed, and you choose to make it miserable? Not exactly a way to win friends. -But you're wrong. I've created factions of allies that bring dimensions to their proverbial knees!
  • Until you, what, give them a thermonuclear wedgie? That's what the history books will say. Eobard Thawne, the person who created a black hole constructed out of his own spite and misery. -You do realize that with what you're proposing, there would BE no history books, because I would have wiped out recorded history by definition of
  • Do you have an off switch for that? -My genius? No, unfortunately for you, I don't.
  • Then why don't you find someone else to bounce your evil plans off of? I'm too ethical to help you make things worse for yourself. -*pause* Come again?
  • Ever heard of mimetic thinking? It's the idea that an individual's goals in life are constantly shaped by the goals they've observed set by others. We're unique in our existence, but not in our shared outcomes. You already determined one failpoint, whoever you were talking about -Barry. His name's Barry
  • *dismissive for once* whatever. The point is, you must have gotten this idea, somewhere, from someone, that destroying everything is a positive. But the lack of anything is sure to be a negative when there's nothing left. Will you just do it again? Are you so unoriginal that you just want to run a time loop hamster wheel? -You are NOT getting away with comparing me to a hamster on a wheel, just because I use a treadmill to guide the fate of the universe!
  • I didn't even…uh…wow. That's um…that's a…thing, I guess -You don't even know your own argument. You're bluffing! This is beyond trivial.
  • Hey, you said that at some point, YOU told yourself that talking to me was a good idea. I have no inkling WHY, because you're the self proclaimed genius with the speed to do it all whenever you want, and you make yourself trivial in the process. I don't think you're capable of relating anymore. At least not with someone like me. Go find my evil doppleganger or something in another dimension, I don't know. -*evil laugh* YES! You stupid, foolish brilliant doctor! That makes sense. There must be a negative version of you.I just have to find him. He will unlock the last mysteries of my negative speedforce forever! But I needed you to tell me that.
  • Wait! I *zoom sound, door shut* I guess I should be glad he took the "evil dimensional twin" comment and not the nuclear wedgie one. *more zooming, then door knocking* Um, come in. -*heavy breathing*
  • Hello Mr. Thawne, I'm Dr. Issues. Hmm…you seem out of breath - *heavy breathing* It took a lot for me to get here. But
  • *interrupting* It's still me, Eobard. I think you've got yourself stuck somehow. -*pause* How…I know this is Barry somehow. It has to be. It's his ultimate prank on me. He's getting me back! I'm forced to listen to an incompetent shrink until I find a way out!
  • Hey!…or…ORRRRR…you could try doing some positive coping activities that open your mind so that you end up with a sense of gratitude for what you have, which will lead to better things in the future. Huh/ Huuuuuh? You ever think of that? You're stuck with me until you get it right anyway. -Oh for the love of…how about if I shortcut this whole thing to the end and tell myself that you are worth talking to so we can all get along and I can move on to wrecking Barry's life again. Deal?
  • Isn't that just -Don't care, I'm doing it. Goodbye, Doctor *zoom*

• Ending (60:22)
  • Recommended reading: Flash: Rebirth
  • Next episodes: Aquaman, Echo, Speedball
  • Plugs for social & GonnaGeek Network

References:

• Timey-wimey ball - Anthony (8:44)
• Imitute it exarctly - Doc (20:40)
• "Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?" - Doc (24:02)
• "I arranged the menu, the venue, the seating" - Doc (25:40)
• I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Anthony (39:18)
• Planet of the Apes Simpsons - Anthony (63:04)

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• Intro

• Background

• Spike Spiegel created by Shinichiro Watanabe & Toshihiro Kawamoto in "Stray Dog Strut", April 1998

• Protagonist of the series, he's a bounty hunter partnered with Jet Black aboard the spaceship Bebop

• Over the course of the series, we learn his backstory - a former member of the Red Dragon syndicate, he fell in love with Julia, the girlfriend of his partner Vicious - when Vicious finds out, he forces Julia to kill Spike or be killed herself, so she goes into hiding to save herself

• Spike fakes his death and goes on the run, where he teams up with Jet - they're also joined by Faye, a gambler who recently awoke from cryogenic sleep; Ein, a Welsh Corgi with human intelligence; and Edward, a young Earth girl who's also a master hacker

• During the series finale, Julia has Faye send Spike a message that she is alive and ready to meet with him, but Vicious has her killed - Spike goes to the syndicate's headquarters and has a final battle with Vicious, where Vicious is killed and Spike is severely wounded or killed - the ending is left ambiguous

• Issues

• Vicious Vicious Vicious… where do we begin?

• Never got over his abandonment by Julia either

• A life of drifting vs A life of intention

• Treatment

• In-universe - Get captured as a bounty, take the time to get to know Spike

• Out of universe -

• Skit

• *knocking on door*

• SPIKE: *mumbles* who the hell…*regular voice* Come on in

• DOC: Uh…are you Mr. Spiegel?

• SPIKE: I'd better be, or else you'd be dead by now. Plus we don't get visitors unless Jet has business with 'em. He gave me the heads up. You're the doctor, right?

• DOC: Yes, I'm Doctor Issues

• SPIKE: We're not exactly fancy here, but help yourself to something to eat while you wait for him.

• DOC: Wait for who?

• SPIKE: Jet said he hired a doctor to check things out, and he wanted to make sure I was around. We're kind of in no man's land here. I think we have bell peppers and beef, but it's a little light on the beef…

• DOC: About that…I don't usually do house calls, but he made it sound urgent…except I need a special waiver to diagnose and treat someone so far out of my jurisdiction. He took care of that already, right?

• SPIKE: Suuuuuuure he did. Whatever.

• DOC: Good…then there's the other part of the misunderstanding I need to clarify.

• SPIKE: Don't tell me you forgot your equipment? I figured you'd need hardware tools if you have to deal with Jet's arm

• DOC: I'm not an orthopedist

• SPIKE: Then maybe he's got a cold or something. I dunno.

• DOC: I'm not here for Jet.

• SPIKE: *pause* I'm not paying for the bill to get you to the right address then

• DOC: Spike, Jet asked me to talk to you. He figured if you were in your own space you'd be more amenable. Says you've had some tough breaks.

• SPIKE: I thought you said you weren't an orthopedist

• DOC: Har har har. I'm a psychiatrist.

• SPIKE: I'm a bounty hunter. I hunt bounties. I know what I do. No psychiatrist necessary, unless you managed to pack a better couch with you.

• DOC: No such luck. But you seem to be relaxed as it is.

• SPIKE: Not quite. *lights up cigarette, blows smoke* ah, that's more like it. Want one?

• DOC: I don't condone smoking.

• SPIKE: More for me, then. I suppose this is where you warn me of the dangers of smoking and tell me to quit.

• DOC: You just did it for me

• SPIKE: Taking a shortcut. I like that. How long will this take?

• DOC: I'm contracted for a typical hour

• SPIKE: Then that gives me some time for a nap. I don't have anything to talk about. You can stay or go, your choice.

• DOC: I don't abandon patients, but I'm not going to bug you in your own domicile. Mind if I watch something on my phone?

• SPIKE: Suit yourself

• DOC: *exaggerated reactions* Oooh his countering is so slow

• SPIKE: *clearly interested* What ya watching?

• DOC: I always keep some fights downloaded to pass the time.

• SPIKE: You don't seem like the fighting type.

• DOC: I'm a huge fan because I view combat sports as the truest test of wills.

• SPIKE: Spoken like someone who's never been in a real fight.

• DOC: Be that as it may, if you saw what I saw, you'd have a similar critique.

• SPIKE: *begrudgingly* Alright, show me

• DOC: See how this guy keeps his head on the center line? He invites every hook imaginable, but he doesn't have the handspeed to land a counterpunch.

• SPIKE: Yuck; he's too rigid. He has to just…flow. It's hard to explain

• DOC: Be like water.

• SPIKE: *pause* You're the first person to get that in the first try. *sigh* You know, it's nothing personal, but the reason I don't need a psychiatrist is because I've already trained my mind with the best that martial arts has to offer. That's how I get through things. I flow with them, until I need to crash.

• DOC: Hmmm…I think that may be a problem

• SPIKE: No way.

• DOC: Water as a liquid has the properties you claim. But what about under intense pressure and heat? It vaporizes. What about when it's cold? It freezes.

• SPIKE: So?

• DOC: So…depending on what is going on around you, you're making yourself subject to the whims of people or circumstance. Judging from this place, you guys are nomads. But your background means that you had a strong homebase at some point. Either your situation was so intense you needed to become vapor and disappear, or you became so frigid to them that you are more stoic than you should be. Either way, you've lost control. So which is it?

• SPIKE: Neither. It's like I said, I flow until I crash.

• DOC: So when's the last time you crashed?

• SPIKE: The last bum I knocked out, I guess.

• DOC: No, I mean emotionally. When's the last time you crashed? Who angered you? Who made you laugh? Who made you cry?

• SPIKE: You sure you're not ISSP with all these questions?

• DOC: I'll back off, but the point is to answer those questions for yourself.

• SPIKE: I've had some people tell me the opposite.

• DOC: Why?

• SPIKE: *pause* Because they don't want me to die.

• DOC: Your job is dangerous

• SPIKE: *sarcastic* Ha. My LIFE is dangerous. Let's go with your metaphor. If I do the wrong thing, people get boiled. If I care too much, others become targets. So I freeze them out. And no, I can't just pretend that I want it some other way. All I can do is hope that the parts I DON'T like leave of their own volition, or I find something else to keep my mind occupied. Is that what you wanted to hear this whole time? Big whoop.

• DOC: Damn, that was deep.

• SPIKE: *calmer now* So, you got some time for some more fights?

• DOC: Depends on if you have time for more sessions.

• SPIKE: Well, we're due for another major dogfight and damage to the ship that'll put us out of commission for a while any day now, so I'll let you know when that happens.

• DOC: Sounds like a plan.

• SPIKE: Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go find some protein. If I have to eat one more carbohydrate I'm gonna puke.

• Ending

• Thank you everyone for coming

• Hope to be back for PuchiCon Teaneck in the spring

• See you, space cowboy…

Fairytales do come true - we finally bring you the long-awaited issue on Bigby Wolf! So smoke 'em if you got 'em, because things get hairy in this one!

• Intro
  • Apologies for delay in new episodes
  • Shoutout to new Patron Justin

• Background
  • Bigby Wolf created by Bill Willingham and Lan Medina in Fables #1 (July 2002)
  • Based on the Big Bad Wolf of stories, he is the Sheriff of Fabletown, a section of NYC populated with characters from folklore and legend
  • Centuries ago, the North Wind fell in love with a wolf named Winter, and they had a litter of cubs - Bigby was the runt, relentlessly teased by his brothers and abandoned by his father
  • When Winter died, Bigby's brothers left to find their father - Bigby vowed vengeance against his father and his brothers
  • Years later, he confronted his father seven times, and seven times failed to kill him - he eventually gave up and accepted defeat
  • Living in the Black Forest, he served as an uneasy ally of the other Fables against the forces of the Adversary - he insisted on tasting the flesh of anyone attempting to pass through a portal, and determined whether they were worthy
  • After being cut with a lycanthropy-stained knife, he gained the power to change into a human at will, and later mastered the power enough to control the extent of his transition
  • Under the guidance of King Cole, Bigby was hired as Fabletown's sheriff because of his detective skills and fighting ability, but he remained untrusted by the other Fables
  • Later had seven children with Snow White, and they inherited their father's abilities - they all stayed at the Farm, where Bigby was forbidden to visit until he was forgiven by Prince Charming - after marrying Snow White, he and the family moved to Wolf Valley and he retired as Sheriff
  • Turned into glass and killed by Prince Brandish as part of Brandish's fight with Snow White - he was resurrected by witches, but since one of the pieces of glass was missing, his resurrection was tainted and he was under the control of Nurse Spratt until the final piece was returned and he was fully restored

• Issues - Theme is taming the mind while remaining wild at heart (9:51)

• Lack of trust by other residents of Fabletown because of his actions prior to the amnesty
• Hostile relationship with his father
• Internal dissonance between his animalistic nature and the human side he has to present

• Break (26:41)
  • Plugs for Play Comics, Scotch N Sports, and Erica Schultz

• Treatment (28:18)
  • In-universe
  • Out of universe

• Skit (37:35)
  • Hello Mr Wo -***interrupting*** Bigby. Bigby's fine.
  • Hello Bigby, I'm Dr. Issues. -And I'm leaving.
  • Please don't, or we're both going to be in trouble.-There won't be any trouble if you just step aside. You can see I'm fine. I've come in like this before, and I tell everyone in the ER that I'm fine, so they let me go.
  • Not this time. -Grrr…why not?
  • Because you've come in so many times with unknown injuries, outlandish reports that don't make sense, and by the time you leave it's as if nothing ever happened. -Exactly.
  • EXACTLY…that's why the ER director wants me to do a psychiatric evaluation for decision making capacity. If you refuse, then police will be contacted to do a wellness check on wherever you say you're going. -That's…problematic.
  • I agree. So, what's up? My main point is to determine if you understand the risks and benefits of your decision making, and if you are a danger to yourself, others. Or property. - Look, I'm not a danger to anyone, unless they get in my way. But if you don't let me out of here, you're putting others in danger. Can you live with that?
  • Nope, that's why I have confidentiality on my side…and the only way it's broken is if I think there is a danger. You're not the danger and someone else is…prove it. - That's just it. If I tell you, then you're in danger. The safest thing for you is to keep you in the dark. You just have to trust me.
  • Do you trust me? -No.
  • Then it's mutual. Mexican standoff. I have my regs. You can beat me to a pulp, you can bash your way out of here, you can tangle with the police, but I know my job, and it's protecting society at all costs. That's all there is to it for me at this point. - *chuckles*
  • What's so funny? - You an' I are a lot more alike than I figured. OK. Fine. Have it your way. I'll play your game, I'll answer your questions, but only far enough to get me out of here. We clear?
  • Crystal. - *grunts* Hate that word.
  • Why? - Bad experience. Long story.
  • For once, I ain't got time for that. Plus, you're obviously in a hurry. Why'd you come to the hospital? -I didn't volunteer. Tough scrape, got hit with a truck…what FELT like a truck. I know people don't survive too many hard shots, and they wanted to check me for a concussion.
  • You look and sound pretty good, all things considered -You should see the other guy.
  • Were there any homicidal threats? -No, not this time.
  • *pause* how often do you get threatened? Is this like a mob thing or -No, I'm actually on the side of keeping things in order. I can't say more than that.
  • Classified? -Let's go with that.
  • Ah…I think I'm getting the picture. You weave quite the tale -No kidding. You done?
  • Not quite. Do you know what the typical treatment plan is when you're evaluated for physical and mental injuries? -I…uh…wait a while and if I'm ok, I leave. Like I said…a million times…EVERY time. Including now.
  • Consistency. I like it. And do you know the risks if you leave without any further medical evaluation? -I get to not talk to you anymore, and get on with my job. My very important job that keeps you and everyone else safe, and none the wiser. Am I making myself clear?
  • *exaggerated* Sir yes sir! -What?
  • I'm picking up what you're putting down. Tough guy, lots of fighting skill, important work under lock and key…alright, I'm satisfied. You don't have to tell me what branch…is it CIA? FBI? Secret Service? ATF? DEA? Ooooh, maybe you're international and it's MI6 -You read too many novels. Stop. I'm completely off the books *chuckles* damn I wasn't even trying with that one.
  • Alright, Alright. Look, I'll make your chart locked and the only way to break the seal is if you or your POA approves. Is that a deal? -What's a POA?
  • Power of Attorney…or, if you don't have the ability to share such a legal document, you would need a listed next of kin -Not a chance, too much of a blowhard. And the missus, well… if she found out I'd gotten into a scrape like this, it wouldn't end well for me.
  • Suit yourself. I'll be as vague as possible with details. But I can't keep this up forever. If you do anything to compromise yourself, I won't be able to hold back what's in store for you. You're going to get yourself killed at some point. - Wouldn't be the first time… I, uh, came really close.
  • I'm sorry to hear that. You know, I see more people like you than you realize. I know your type. -*startled* Grrr.WHAT?!!
  • Calm down. I mean the facade. You come off like a grizzly, but I know underneath that, you're really a teddy bear. That's all. I work with some people like that. And I can't change them, so I ride the wave. I hope you let the people close to you see the softer underbelly instead of the claws. - Damn, Doc, you're a lot closer than you realize. Not bad for a mundie.
  • *confused* But it's Wednesday. - *sigh* Can I go now?

• Ending (44:04)
  • Recommended reading: The Wolf Among Us
  • Next episodes: Eobard Thawne, Aquaman, Echo
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We do our first ever compilation episode in conjunction with the release of the Marvels in theaters this week - it's a THREE HOUR episode about Carol Danvers, Monica Rambeau, and Kamala Khan! In case you missed the previous issues on these women, we got you covered!

Carol's original episode

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We bring back Allen & Will to talk Grandma Chainsaw 3. We also discuss the untimely loss of colorist Jasen Smith, and how A&W are gearing up for the finale.

Creators on the Couch - Grandma Chainsaw 3

• Intro
• Background

• Grandma Chainsaw 3
  • Loss of Jasen Smith (24:15)
  • Opportunity to discuss grief within the book (29:15)
  • What comes next when GC 3 is done? (40:00)

• Ending (49:20)
  • Next episodes: Bigby Wolf, Eobard Thawne, Speedball
  • Plugs for social

References:

• Grandma Chainsaw 1 with Allen, Will, & Jasen (RIP) - Anthony (22:14)
• Turn Off the Lights by Teddy Pendergrass - Anthony (48:05)

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This episode, we focus on one of Gatman's most gafflingly grazen gad guys, the Ventriloquist (and Scarface!) Who's really pulling the strings? Listen now to find out!

• Intro

• Reminder of PuchiCon appearance

• Background (3:00)

  • Important to note that in this version, the dummy was made from wood used in Blackgate's old gallows, and there are conflicting reports whether the dummy is possessed or not

• Ventriloquist (Arnold Wesker) created by John Wagner, Alan Grant, and Norm Breyfogle in Detective Comics #583 (Feb. 1988)

• Arnold Wesker is a meek man from a mafia family – originally developed DID after witnessing his mother's murder

• His origin was later retconned – imprisoned in Blackgate prison, he begins hearing voices from a dummy named Woody, and the voices convince him to murder his cellmate – during the fight, Woody is damaged, and takes on the name Scarface

• In either version, Scarface becomes the controlling force, and Wesker is his "puppet" - to the point that Scarface becomes enraged if people insist on speaking to Wesker and not him

• One telltale sign is that Wesker/Scarface is unable to pronounce the letter B, replacing it with G - Batman becomes Gatman, bullets become gullets, etc.

• At one point Wesker was committed to Arkham Asylum, and upon escaping used a sock puppet named Socko - when Scarface learned he had been replaced, he and Socko had a gunfight, resulting in damage to Wesker's hands #BecauseComics

• After an earthquake nearly destroys Gotham, a new villain called the Quakemaster shows up demanding a ransom to prevent further earthquakes - Tim Drake is able to deduce it's Scarface because Quakemaster refuses to pronounce words with the letter B

• Has an on-again/off-again partnership with the Penguin, where they often break each other out of prison and work together on criminal enterprises

• Murdered by Tally Man in an effort to frame Harvey Dent

• Later resurrected during Blackest Night as a member of the Black Lantern Corps, and creates a construct of Scarface with his ring

• New 52 - he was never killed, and was hospitalized for treatment of his DID

• Briefly controlled by the Venom serum, but was taken down by Nightwing and Damian Wayne

• Succeeded as Ventriloquist by a woman named Shauna Belzer, who had her own puppet Ferdie

• He helped Batman defeat Psycho-Pirate, because his DID was able to override Pirate's emotion control powers since Scarface was really in charge

• Issues - the pawn who would be king (7:03)

• Dissociation, Depersonalization, and Derealization

• Subordination (14:03)

• Masochism (21:04)

• Break (26:01)

• Plugs for Popcorn Psychology, Ocho Duro Parlay Hour, and Phillip Kennedy Johnson

• Treatment (26:56)

• In-universe - introduce ways to take Scarface out of commission

• Out of universe - work on scaling down and away from coping mechanism (30:10)

• Skit (34:06)

• DOC: Hello Mr. Wesker, I'm Dr. Issues.

• SCARFACE: Nope, you're talking to ME, doc. Leave the dummy outta this.

• WESKER: W-w-well at least l-l-let me say h-h-hello f-first.

• SCARFACE: Shut yer yap and lemme do the talking. The less you talk, the faster we can greak outta here and get gack to gusiness.

• DOC: I love Vaudeville as much as anybody, but

• SCARFACE: *interrupting* that explains your practice

• DOC: Hey! This is a serious establishment. Are you going to talk to me or not?

• WESKER: I-I-I

• SCARFACE: Aye Aye Aye is right! Sheesh! You gonna take the hint, shrinkydink? This mug is useless without me. I'm the grains of this operation. That's how I keep making gread.

• DOC: *flustered* Fine. Tell me, what can I do for you?

• SCARFACE: Can you crack safes?

• DOC: No

• SCARFACE: Can you crack heads?

• DOC: NO!

• SCARFACE: Knockaround guy? Gagman?

• DOC: No and No

• SCARFACE: Is your office a good place to do laundry, if ya catch my drift?

• DOC: I'm not doing anything illegal for you!

• SCARFACE: Then you're a waste of space like this guy over here!

• DOC: He is the reason you can talk at all!

• SCARFACE: waaaaatch your mouth, you're on thin ice, capiche?

• DOC: Mr. Wesker, are you going to stand for this?

• SCARFACE: He doesn't have to, that's why he's sittin down. And you're gonna be layin down for a dirt nap if you don't keep your eyes on me!

• DOC: You don't have any weapons. That tommy gun is a toy. I'm not stupid.

• SCARFACE: My noggin is like taking a Louisville slugger to the jaw if you're unprepared.

• DOC: If you're so bright,have you figured out a way to resolve your anger without resorting to violence?

• SCARFACE: Resort? You darn right I resort. A hideout full of moola and the screams of my enemies make crime a vacation.

• DOC: Is that what Wesker wants?

• SCARFACE: Who cares what he wants?

• DOC: I do. And if this is you, Arnold, then I'm willing to work with you in this…unique arrangement.

• SCARFACE: I'm confused. Are you talking to me or to him?

• DOC: Yes.

• SCARFACE: *pause* Ooooh, you're a slick one, aintcha? Gut there's no one else you need to talk to.

• DOC: Thank goodness. So, I'll make sure I only direct my questions to you, and you'll answer, and I'll make sure it's documented in your chart, under your name. Just spell it for me so I get it right.

• SCARFACE: S-C-A

• DOC: A-R-N

• SCARFACE: *screaming* THIS AIN'T A JOKE!

• DOC: I'm not laughing. I'm talking to you. I'm looking at you. I know you run the show, and I'm giving you the attention you deserve. If the other part is not important according to you, fine. But I won't let your reality get in the way of mine.

• SCARFACE: YOU SICKO! Don't toy with my emotions.

• DOC: Don't use your emotions as toys

• WESKER: Please stop fighting

• DOC: who said that?

• SCARFACE: NOBODY! DUMMY, SHUT UP!

• WESKER: yes sir

• DOC: You seem to have an issue with a part of you that is intimidated. What do you plan to do to strengthen it?

• SCARFACE: I'm not weak; that loser

• DOC:*interrupting* You're a loser; got it.

• SCARFACE: I'm not here to be insulted!

• WESKER: You usually leave that to me

• DOC: Progress! Now if you could only get him to stop shoving his hand inside you to compensate, you wouldn't be so uptight

• SCARFACE: *pause* wait…are you actually trying to treat me here?

• DOC: It wasn't my first idea but if it's the only way I can ultimately give you some peace and have fewer people hurt, I'll make it work.

• SCARFACE: *exaggerated wistful sigh* Maybe I can finally get a world without Dummy. A mafioso can dream.

• DOC: Um…erm…something like that. Anyway, I noticed that I didn't get my usual fee before the session, so I'm going to have to bill you for the balance.

• SCARFACE: *deadpan* Oh…Dummy takes care of that

• WESKER: I DO NOT

• DOC: WHAT?

• SCARFACE: I MEANT THE CHECK'S IN THE MAIL. Now get me outta here before he makes me talk about my mother. *fake sob* I really miss her.

• DOC: Pining?

• SCARFACE: No, oak.

• Ending (38:54)

• Recommended reading: Batman: Broken City by Brian Azzarello & Eduardo Risso

• Next episodes: Bigby Wolf, Eobard Thawne, Speedball

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References:

• Penguin episode - Anthony (5:14)

• All the Smoke podcast - Doc (15:00)

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Things get downright evil as we delve into Nathaniel Essex, aka MISTER SINISTER! How messy does this diva get? Listen now to find out!

Issue 181 - Mister Sinister

• Intro
• Background (2:17)
  • Mister Sinister (Nathaniel Essex) created by Chris Claremont in Uncanny X-Men #212 (Dec. 1986) - first seen in #221 (Sept. 1987) drawn by Marc Silvestri
  • Nathaniel Essex born in Victorian London, he is intrigued by Darwin's theories of evolution and survival of the fittest, but believes that mankind can go further
  • After his 4-year-old son dies, he believes that science can perfect the human race - to that end, he hires a gang to kidnap homeless people to serve as test subjects - he allies with Apocalypse, as they share a common goal
  • His wife discovers his imprisoned test subjects, as well as their dead son that Essex had dug up to experiment on - she goes into premature birth, and dies from blood loss, calling him sinister - he takes on the name after En Sabah Nur transforms him with Celestial technology, giving him the powers of immortality and telekinesis
  • Sinister tries to kill Apocalypse, but fails - he commits himself to creating a mutant who can kill him, this leads to the eventual creation of Cable
  • Sinister collaborates with many villains & characters throughout the decades, including being responsible for setting up the High Evolutionary, and having his research be the basis for Weapon X project
  • He keys in on the Summers line, after secretly establishing an orphanage to keep track of children of his experiments - it is here he meets a young boy named Scott Summers, descendant of one of his earliest subjects - Sinister pretends to be Nate, another orphan, and tries to manipulate Scott to become an ally to Sinister until Scott is rescued by Xavier
  • Creates a clone of Jean Grey after determining that a child of Scott and Jean would be capable of killing Apocalypse - after the Phoenix Saga, Scott meets Madelyne Pryor at a Summers family reunion, leading to a whole bunch of messiness
  • Encounters the X-men for the first time during Mutant Massacre
  • Dies during Messiah Complex when he attempts to kidnap the newborn baby Hope - due to earlier experimentations, his consciousness transfers first to Xavier, before transferring to Claudine Renko, a former test subject - she calls herself Miss Sinister
  • Later is restored to a male form and creates an entire civilization of Sinister clones in San Francisco in an attempt to get Celestials to wipe out the planet so he can start anew - this is Kieron Gillen's reboot of the character, and all subsequent stories work off this version
  • Creates five Madelyne clones in an effort to house the Phoenix Force during AvX, but the Phoenix Five destroy everything Sinister built
  • This Sinister is killed by another clone with an X-gene, making Sinister a mutant - it is this clone that works with Xavier and Magneto to compile a database of mutant DNA for the new Krakoan society, and he joins the Quiet Council
  • He also creates several clones of Moira MacTaggert, and exploits her timeline reset ability to his benefit, which leads to Sins of Sinister, where he successfully kills Xavier, Hope, Emma Frost, and Exodus, creating a dystopian future for mutants and mankind

• Issues - Theme is "The show must go on, but when does it stop?" (12:10)
  • Constant experimentation on others and himself in pursuit of perfection
  • Presentation and theatricality often doom his efforts (17:06)
  • Wants everyone to underestimate him, but overestimates himself (22:14)

• Break (28:10)
  • Plugs for Frigay the 13th, Hops Geek, and Chris Claremont

• Treatment (30:20)
  • In-universe - The ultimate family meeting
  • Out of universe - Review making changes just for changes sake

• Skit (42:40)
  • Hello Mr. Sinister, I'm Dr. Issues. - Hello…Doctor…you know, that doesn't quite fit what we should be going for, here.
  • I don't follow. -While I prefer my choice of moniker, I don't want any mistake in how this works. I am also a doctor. But that's not ALL I am, at this point. Do you catch my drift?
  • So we're colleagues, and I have every intention of giving you the respect you deserve. -Oh, but that's where you're wrong. Colleague denotes equals, peers. There is no such thing with me.
  • Are you trying to intimidate me, or…-*interrupting* Oh my, no! If I wanted to have you cowering in fear, I would simply tear your mind asunder. Then replace it backwards. No, this is all trivial to me. But I'm bored, so let's see where this goes now that I've established dominance.
  • I don't think I've been so eloquently insulted in all of my life! -You're welcome.
  • *clearly angry, but not stupid enough to act* I don't want to be rude back, but if you have no interest in changing anything about yourself, then this is going to be fruitless. -Nonsense, dear doctor. I am all about change for the better. That's why I'm here. I sought you out.
  • That's refreshing…I guess? Then why demean me? -Is it demeaning to say that an insect is expendable, or a seed only has value once planted?
  • You sound like someone I met once -I know…I learned from the best.
  • So what do you want to change? -*truly evil smile* YOU, my dear Doctor Issues
  • *gulp* I'm always looking to improve…but…um…that's not how therapy works. -Do you doubt that the transference and countertransference phenomenon that were known when I was a much younger lad are true? EVERY therapist changes the moment they speak with a patient. But that is too slow. I need to see my results in real time.
  • *fearful* A..aaaaa…as a doctor, you know that consent is a VERY important part of any changes that would be proposed, and I don't give you that -*curt* This is NOT a review board or ethics panel. What I say, goes. Understand?!
  • Is it too late to say that you're falling back on past patterns of aggression for the sake of comfort in a new environment? -If this were truly a new environment, then you wouldn't be in such dire straits right now. Oh, the torment you may feel for a short while will be well worth my efforts. I will admit though *whispering* I'm not gentle.
  • I would like the anger back, please. Creepy is much worse. -Who said anything about creepy? I'm not hidden about my intentions. My name says enough.
  • Perhaps I could interest you in the meaning behind that also referring to left-handed orientation? -More stalling. *yawn* You are coming off as pathetic now.
  • So, you're not trying to scare me, you're not interested in what I have to say, and you want to...do SOMETHING and I don't know what. Are you trying to build anticipation? I'm confused. -Perhaps
  • ***awkward pause*** OK I've had it. Just do it. Kill me, or torture me, or whatever it is you plan to do because it takes a lot for me to lose my patience nowadays. Just know that each time I try to start a conversation that may be insightful…THERAPEUTIC even, you have ignored it, or mocked it, or intimidated me about it. You're trying to play me like a fool, and I'm NOT having it. I can tell you're cunning, but nobody's really that catty about mental wellness treatment. -Well then, let's see how well your sessions go without this oh so beautiful couch to sit on. *ripping sounds*
  • WHAT? Seriously? It's in the name! Who messes up a couch? -You need someone like me to make this whole room over. Your office is in shambles. Have you never heard of feng shui?
  • I don't care -*interrupting* Obviously you don't. And your clothes…a button down shirt with stripes? How tacky are you?
  • Is this what you consider changing me for the better? A mastermind doesn't waste their time focusing on minutiae to criticize! - You think this is beneath me? Forget about Lizzo, darling, I engineered my DNA to be 100% that bitch.
  • So then what are your plans for my DNA? -Oh you simple, simple man. You have to learn how to put a comb through your hair, get a decent suit, learn how to tie your shoes properly AND find a decent non-offensive cologne before I ever do gene-work on you! For once, I must focus on the outside instead of what's inside. I'll be here every week until you are worthy of being my next great experiment.
  • Then I'll keep trying to be an example of a regular person who is willing to accept imperfections. I hope that sinks in. -Nonsense. Until then, consider this my parting gift *laser sound*
  • Whoa…did you just…laser shave…um…but my clothes are still on…you know what? I don't want to talk about it. That was without my consent. - You're quite welcome. This time it was hair. Next time, it will be more than that if you're not careful.

• Ending (48:36)
  • Recommended reading: Immortal X-Men, Cerebro episode on Sinister
  • Next episodes: Ventriloquist, Bigby Wolf, Eobard Thawne
  • Plugs for social & GonnaGeek Network

References:

• Chris Claremont interview - Anthony (5:45)
• Gambit episode - Anthony (6:25)
• Moira McTaggart episode - Anthony (9:15)
• Cerebro podcast with Kieron Gillen - Anthony (11:23)

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