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"Learning about frogs and their environmental significance. Ready for a jumpstart? After the joke, you've got five seconds to leap to the right answer. Ready to spring into laughter?

1st Joke: Why are frogs so happy?

2nd Joke: Why did the frog take the bus?

3rd Joke: What's a frog's favorite candy?

4th Joke: Why did the frog call the company?

5th Joke: What do frogs do with paper?

Today's Riddle: I leap but don't dance, a natural jumper at first glance. What am I?

That’s all from our lily pad of laughter. Join us tomorrow for some flapping fun on Dance Like a Chicken Day!

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"Celebrating mothers and maternal figures. Ready for a maternal match? After the joke, you’ve got five seconds to bloom with the right answer. Ready to honor our heroes?

1st Joke: Why did the computer call his mom?

2nd Joke: What did the baby corn say to its mom?

3rd Joke: Why was the mother broom late?

4th Joke: What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?

5th Joke: Why are mothers like glue?

Today's Riddle: I'm not a mom, but I give a cheer, to celebrate those we hold dear. What am I?

Thanks for joining our maternal merriment. Be sure to share the love and leap back in tomorrow for some ribbiting fun on Frog Jumping Day!

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"Celebrating our patient heroes and their tireless empathy. After each joke, you've got just 5 seconds to bandage together the right answer. Ready to heal with humor?

1st Joke: Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?

2nd Joke: When is the worst time to have a heart attack?

3rd Joke: Why are nurses afraid of the outdoors?

4th Joke: What did the nurse say to the thermometer?

5th Joke: What did the banana say to the nurse?

Today's Riddle: I glide through halls with care and grace, always a smile upon my face. I'm not a person, but I sure can move, helping those who have their health to improve. What am I?

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"Encouraging cleanliness and organization in personal spaces. Ready for a clean sweep? After the joke, you’ve got five seconds to dust off the correct answer. Are you ready to declutter the giggles?

1st Joke: Why was the vacuum asked to clean the room?

2nd Joke: What did one broom say to the other?

3rd Joke: Why did the teenager clean his room?

4th Joke: Why did the burglar take a shower?

5th Joke: Why was the broom late?

Today's Riddle: I'm not a maid, but I clear the stage, for a cleaner scene, I set the page. What am I?

That’s all for today’s clean comedy. Share the fun and tune in tomorrow for some delicious laughs on Eat What You Want Day!

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"Having fun remembering lost socks and discussing organization. Ready for a mismatched challenge? After the joke, you've got five seconds to pair up the punchline. Ready to sort out the fun?

1st Joke: Why did the sock go to therapy?

2nd Joke: What do you call a sock that's a spy?

3rd Joke: What did one sock say to the missing sock?

4th Joke: Where do socks always go on vacation?

5th Joke: What's a sock's favorite music?

Today's Riddle: I'm the memory of what's gone, lost in a pair, but life goes on. What am I?

Thanks for joining our sock saga. Don't forget to share and come back tomorrow for some tidying tips and laughs on Clean Up Your Room Day!

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"Understanding the history and humanitarian efforts of the Red Cross. Ready for a rescue of laughter? After the joke, you’ve got five seconds to respond with the lifesaving answer. Ready to aid the fun?

1st Joke: Why did the phlebotomist need a red pen?

2nd Joke: Why are vampires always in a good mood?

3rd Joke: Why did the white blood cell go to the party?

4th Joke: What did the bandage say to the cut?

5th Joke: Why don’t zombies give all their effort at the donation center?

Today's Riddle: Though I'm red, I'm not a sign, helping the world, one person at a time. What am I?

Thanks for joining our mission of mirth. Come back tomorrow to remember the lost but not forgotten on Lost Sock Memorial Day!

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"Appreciating educators and their contributions. Get your thinking caps on: after the joke, you've got five seconds to enlighten us with the right answer. Ready for a lesson in laughter?

1st Joke: Why does ten plus ten equal eleven plus eleven?

2nd Joke: What's a teacher's favorite nation?

3rd Joke: Who’s the king of the pencil case?

4th Joke: If I had 8 oranges in one hand and 10 apples in the other hand, what would I have?

5th Joke: How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Today's Riddle: I'm not a book, but I hold a wealth of knowledge, I help you grow, not just in college. Who am I?

That's all for our homage to teachers. Share the wisdom and laughter, and join us tomorrow for some heartfelt help on World Red Cross Day!

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"Promoting body positivity and healthy lifestyles. Here's the scoop: after the joke, you've got five seconds to digest the right answer. Ready for some nutritious fun?

1st Joke: Why did the tomato stop dieting?

2nd Joke: Why did the diet book go to school?

3rd Joke: What did the scale say to the heavy book?

4th Joke: Why do we never tell secrets on International No Diet Day?

5th Joke: Why was the banana the best at diets?

Today's Riddle: Remove my skin and I won’t cry, but you might! What am I?

Thanks for embracing today's uplifting laughs. Be sure to come back tomorrow for some educational entertainment on National Teacher Day!

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"Celebrating the Star Wars franchise and its impact on culture. Prepare for hyperspace humor: after the joke, you’ve got five seconds to light-speed to the right answer. Ready to blast off?

1st Joke: Why don't Star Wars characters get locked out?

2nd Joke: What program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

3rd Joke: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

4th Joke: Why don't Droids play hide and seek?

5th Joke: What side of an Ewok has the most hair?

Today's Riddle: Not a planet, but in space I roam, where the force is strong, I call it home. What am I?

Thanks for soaring through the stars with us. Share the force of fun and join us tomorrow for a fiesta of laughs on Cinco de Mayo!

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