Catalogue

Catalogue

By Tim and SimonComedy
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Catalogue episodes

  • 45 - CDs and VHS
    Tim and Simon check out the very exciting TV cabinets and media storage racks. No really, it's exciting! Plus Shaggy, candles, and have they finally hit upon some real nostalgia?
    35 min
  • 44 - Sofa Surfing
    Tim and Simon welcome you into their Home... section of the Argos catalogue. Thinly veiling their contempt for the sheer volume of sofas, they talk swinging hippos, daddy chairs, and workshop their new podcast: Birds and Boats.
    34 min
  • 43 - Pikachu Strimmer

    Will Tim and Simon finally creep their way out of the outdoor section? Where is Janet/Jane? Who lives in a place like White Grit? All these questions and more are acknowledged, and even possibly answered, in the latest episode of Catalogue.

    31 min
  • 42 - Graham Bond

    Tim and Simon delve into the Argos catalogue from 1999 and discover the secret lair of James Bond's evil twin, and why Sheriff John Bunnell is blamed for everything.

    35 min
  • 41 - Quailcast
    Tim and Simon return to delve deep within the Argos Catalogue and do some talking. They talk Carol and Roger's portfolio diversification, natural shorts, and the Battle of East Dereham.
    25 min
  • 40 - Where the hell have you been?

    Good news everybody! Tim and Simon are still alive! In this episode they reveal grand plans for Catalogue and answer the question you have been asking: where the hell have you been?

    12 min
  • 39 - Lawnmower Men

    Recorded in separate places and spliced together like Frankenstein's monster, this episode sees the boys shave their gardens and mow their pubes.

    Yes, lawnmowers are the order of the day, so if your lawn is looking a bit tufty, get this in your ears.

    26 min
  • 36 - Home Alone

    Tim and Simon consider how many resources Kevin McAllister would have needed.

    A few of those resources feature on these pages!

    This was recorded before we weren't allowed to see anyone.

    28 min

About Catalogue

From the publisher's feed

Two grown men flick their way through an old Argos catalogue for kicks.