Recorded in separate places and spliced together like Frankenstein's monster, this episode sees the boys shave their gardens and mow their pubes.

Yes, lawnmowers are the order of the day, so if your lawn is looking a bit tufty, get this in your ears.

If you're a fan of extention leads... you'll want to get plugged into this!

This episode was recorded a few months back, before the UK lockdown.

Recorded long before the UK went into lockdown, Tim and Simon talk torches and get far more mileage out of it than they should.

Enjoy.

Tim and Simon consider how many resources Kevin McAllister would have needed.

A few of those resources feature on these pages!

This was recorded before we weren't allowed to see anyone.

Tim and Simon find themselves in isolation at the same time due to the coronovirus outbreak.

Not a usual Catalogue, more of a chat over Skype, with added alcohol.

But don't worry, it's still very daft.

Tim and Simon recorded a bunch of Catalogues in preparation for now being allowed to get together again anytime soon...

This is the first and it's all about alarms. Have 29 minutes of escapism. Stay safe.

Get ready for Catalogue to climb to new heights as the men from Shropshire talk ladders.

Get serious gains and bulk out your ear muscles with 22 minutes of pure comedy bronze from your pocket... if you have one.

Tim and Simon would like to invite you into their shed of delights.

Feel free to poke the bike, but whatever you do, don't poke the wasp nest!

You can lose weight by listening to this. That's a lie.

Tim and Simon conclude The Tool Saga.

That's the description.

Tim and Simon race towards the end of the tools section, talking scars, steam and serial killers.

This'll spark your pants into action!