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Will Tim and Simon finally creep their way out of the outdoor section? Where is Janet/Jane? Who lives in a place like White Grit? All these questions and more are acknowledged, and even possibly answered, in the latest episode of Catalogue.
Tim and Simon delve into the Argos catalogue from 1999 and discover the secret lair of James Bond's evil twin, and why Sheriff John Bunnell is blamed for everything.
Good news everybody! Tim and Simon are still alive! In this episode they reveal grand plans for Catalogue and answer the question you have been asking: where the hell have you been?
Recorded in separate places and spliced together like Frankenstein's monster, this episode sees the boys shave their gardens and mow their pubes.
Yes, lawnmowers are the order of the day, so if your lawn is looking a bit tufty, get this in your ears.
If you're a fan of extention leads... you'll want to get plugged into this!
This episode was recorded a few months back, before the UK lockdown.
Recorded long before the UK went into lockdown, Tim and Simon talk torches and get far more mileage out of it than they should.
Enjoy.
Tim and Simon consider how many resources Kevin McAllister would have needed.
A few of those resources feature on these pages!
This was recorded before we weren't allowed to see anyone.
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