What Tim and Simon know about fishing could be written as a comprehensive guide to not fishing.

They use all their tangent tangling powers to keep this one going.

Tim and Simon tee off talking about their favourite sport involving a golf ball.

Also Tim's hopes of a spin off candle based podcast gain momentum.

Putting them firmly out of their comfort zone, Tim and Simon are confronted with the world of golf. They talk computer games, cheese grating and soggy heads.

What's your Solid Snake technique?

Tim and Simon are not so snooker loopy, but they do love a good 90s game show, so expect much chat about Bullseye and Big Break.

Pick a type of weather and a body part, and prepare to make some noise!

Page 64 of the Argos Catalogue holds delights and tangents aplenty as Tim and Simon discover basketballs and rollerblades, while holding a real Space Jam DVD.

Prepare to get pucking silly, ya cheeky pucker.

Navigating their way further into the sport equipment, Tim and Simon discover cricket gloves, five-a-side goals and Tim Henman.

You'll also learn how to cook a pot noodle properly.

Prepare to be reminded of some of foulest smells of your childhood as Tim and Simon talk goalkeeper gloves, shin pads and bootbags.

Never shake a goalkeepers hand without sniffing it first.

Tim and Simon reach page 54 of their Argos catalogue adventure talking school bags, badgers and bananas.

You've come for the podcast, but you'll stay for the storm flaps.

The Shropshire lads complete the exercise equipment section of their Argos catalogue adventure.

Along the way they choose their favourite bench, perform crap magic and bring Mario Kart to the real world.

Tim and Simon discuss rowing machines and punch bags with illustrator, cartoonist, podcaster, penmaker and Catalogue artwork provider, Dan Berry; who also happens to be Simon's brother.

Find more about Dan at thingsbydan.co.uk