Tim and Simon reach page 47 of their Argos Catalogue adventure.

They discuss building muscles, losing weight and boy band branded condoms.

Tim and Simon immerse themselves in the sweaty world of exercise. Simon explains his short shorts and Tim discovers a pet he could actually get along with, all with a backdrop of 1999’s finest devil’s peaches.

Tim and Simon see off the travel section with a bang… Hear about Simon’s passion for ironing, Tim’s dislike of cats and the new Olympic sport of freezer diving!

Caution: May contain pork style chinese steaks.

Tim and Simon flip to page 35 and talk about currency convertors, personal CD players and a Game Boy! 

These game boys love a Game Boy.

The Shropshire lads squeeze themselves into a princess castle tent. Expect deep discussions about heads, horses and Hodors! And beware the magpies.

Tim and Simon work their way through one and a bit pages of the catalogue. They keep your hot things hot, your Carlsberg cold, and completely rename the humble chair.

Tim and Simon dig deep into the world of camping and dredge up bitter memories of kid's TV.

Tim and Simon work their way through pages 8 to 25 sharing stories about misused toilets, undercooked sausages and includes the line "I barbequed my own hand".

Tim and Simon take their first steps into the Argos no.26 Spring/Summer 1999 catalogue, and peruse the contents.