Catalogue

Page 64 of the Argos Catalogue holds delights and tangents aplenty as Tim and Simon discover basketballs and rollerblades, while holding a real Space Jam DVD.

Prepare to get pucking silly, ya cheeky pucker.

Navigating their way further into the sport equipment, Tim and Simon discover cricket gloves, five-a-side goals and Tim Henman.

You'll also learn how to cook a pot noodle properly.

Prepare to be reminded of some of foulest smells of your childhood as Tim and Simon talk goalkeeper gloves, shin pads and bootbags.

Never shake a goalkeepers hand without sniffing it first.

Tim and Simon reach page 54 of their Argos catalogue adventure talking school bags, badgers and bananas.

You've come for the podcast, but you'll stay for the storm flaps.

The Shropshire lads complete the exercise equipment section of their Argos catalogue adventure.

Along the way they choose their favourite bench, perform crap magic and bring Mario Kart to the real world.

Tim and Simon discuss rowing machines and punch bags with illustrator, cartoonist, podcaster, penmaker and Catalogue artwork provider, Dan Berry; who also happens to be Simon's brother.

Find more about Dan at thingsbydan.co.uk

Tim and Simon reach page 47 of their Argos Catalogue adventure.

They discuss building muscles, losing weight and boy band branded condoms.

Tim and Simon immerse themselves in the sweaty world of exercise. Simon explains his short shorts and Tim discovers a pet he could actually get along with, all with a backdrop of 1999's finest devil's peaches.

Tim and Simon see off the travel section with a bang… Hear about Simon's passion for ironing, Tim's dislike of cats and the new Olympic sport of freezer diving!

Caution: May contain pork style chinese steaks.

Tim and Simon flip to page 35 and talk about currency convertors, personal CD players and a Game Boy!

These game boys love a Game Boy.