Catalogue

Tim and Simon find themselves in isolation at the same time due to the coronovirus outbreak.

Not a usual Catalogue, more of a chat over Skype, with added alcohol.

But don't worry, it's still very daft.

Tim and Simon recorded a bunch of Catalogues in preparation for now being allowed to get together again anytime soon...

This is the first and it's all about alarms. Have 29 minutes of escapism. Stay safe.

Get ready for Catalogue to climb to new heights as the men from Shropshire talk ladders.

Get serious gains and bulk out your ear muscles with 22 minutes of pure comedy bronze from your pocket... if you have one.

Tim and Simon would like to invite you into their shed of delights.

Feel free to poke the bike, but whatever you do, don't poke the wasp nest!

You can lose weight by listening to this. That's a lie.

Tim and Simon conclude The Tool Saga.

That's the description.

Tim and Simon race towards the end of the tools section, talking scars, steam and serial killers.

This'll spark your pants into action!

Planers, mitre saws and plunge routers.

Tim and Simon both rent and have never had to decorate. It really shows.

This episode has nothing to do with decorating.

Tim and Simon were a bit too late to the party with their Christmas. So please find enclosed a Christmas Special, which isn't that Christmassy!

They felt they had to talk toys on the run up to Christmas so picked up a Smyths Toys Superstore catalogue and went for it!

Tim and Simon talk tools, Tom Selleck and Robot Wars.

They also reference a ghost in the film Three Men and a Baby:

"Ghost" visible at 36 seconds: https://youtu.be/LPEvJrs-1yM

Tim and Simon discuss spanners, glue guns and multimeters.

Can they turn Tim into Batman with the help of the tools page of their Argos Catalogue from 1999?

No. No they can't.