Certified Cinephiles

Certified Cinephiles

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Certified Cinephiles episodes

  • Tammy & The T-Rex

    How does a movie starring Paul Walker, Denise Richards and even Terry Kiser fail? That's a good question. In this episode Pat and Will dig deep into how the EHDS drowned this movie from the start

    1 hr 7 min
  • Munchies

    a powerful piece that people couldn't stop comparing to gremlins! Is that so!? Well too bad just because its a puppet movie dont mean nothin!!! Hollywood Elitist Deepstate buried this marvel! but too bad! we will bring it back to life!


    youtube.com/@birthdaypiss

    patreon.com/birthdaypiss

    @wolflord5000

    @patrick.piss

    @certifiedcinephiles

    1 hr 5 min
  • Six String Samurai

    In 1957, World War III ended and the United States lost. Decades later, Buddy (Jeffrey Falcon), thinking that he's a dangerous Buddy Holly, traverses the radioactive landscape with a guitar and a sword. Dodging mutants, cannibals and the occupying Soviet army, he heads for "Lost Vegas."


    youtube.com/@birthdaypiss

    patreon.com/birthdaypiss

    @wolflord5000

    @patrick.piss

    1 hr 5 min
  • Freaked

    season 3!!!! WE'RE LIVESTREAMING THEM!! Tuesday's on youtube around 5pm MST. and bonus prewatch episodes weekly on the patreon.

    https://www.youtube.com/@birthdaypiss

    patreon.com/birthdaypiss



    1 hr 7 min
  • Mac and Me

    The FINAL EPISODE OF THE SEASON. We're taking another break, cuz Will is going to prison probably, but we will back for S3 eventually! Thank you to all of our fans, even T-Rex.

    1 hr 15 min
  • Exit Wounds

    In the lead up to the season finale, Steven Seagal is back, and he's kicking ass and exiting wounds!

    Patrick Richardson and William Woods are your certified cinephiles.

    *tip of the indiana jones hat to you*

    1 hr 19 min
  • The Peanut Butter Solution

    Hello, movie tuners this is Patrick. I want to apologize to you sweeties as my gang-stalkers have recently upped the ante! I am no longer allowed inside my own home, because it has been conquered by the hollywood elitist deepstate; our weeklong hiatus was due to this. But finally I have gotten back into my home, and although all of my food has been eaten by my gang stalkers, I am ready to continue the good fight! This movie is Will's favorite movie. LOVE YOU GUYS.


    for William Woods,

    the very hungry,

    Patrick Richardson


    still working on the intro bits aswell!

    59 min
  • Jimmy Hollywood

    Joe Pesci's magnum opus, and his hair looks fly as hell too.


    We haven't had time to bust out intro skits for these last few episodes of the season. I apologize. But we will make it up to you! Much love.

    patreon.com/birthdaypiss

    1 hr
  • Country Bears

    Patrick and Will encounter all sorts of bear bands in this bear adventure. Bears are so fucking talented and ferocious.

    featuring:

    Adam Cayton Holland, Andrew Orvedahl and Ben Roy as Blink Hibernatey Two


    (link to wikipedia for bears goes here)

    1 hr 16 min
  • Drop Dead Fred

    Deepstate Hollywood Agents finally got a hold of us and it doesn't end pretty...for them. Heh heh heh. This week we watched Drop Dead Fred.


    join the patreon to hear all of the second season now: patreon.com/birthdaypiss

    1 hr 3 min

About Certified Cinephiles

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A podcast from two cinema sickos: Patrick Richardson and William Woods. Two of the world's smartest movie geniuses are bringing retribution to Hollywood's most hated films. Hollywood critics are a…