Prince is a homeless golden retriever with a secret: HE USED TO BE A MAN. In this heartfelt yet hilarious film, Prince takes us on a journey of love. This movie has several dog on woman sex scenes. DO NOT WATCH IT IF YOU'RE NOT OPEN MINDED. This one is for real cinephiles only. #FREETOP

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#freetop In this two part series the cinephiles dive into the nightmare story of Scott Thompson aka Carrot Top. His deal with the devil ( Hollywood) and how it landed him in a conservatorship. This is the truth THEY don't want you to know and they will go after anyone and everyone to make sure this information doesn't see the light of day. Listen to this while you still can and listener discretion is advised. #FREESLOPPYTOPPY

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#freetop In this two part series the cinephiles dive into the nightmare story of Scott Thompson aka Carrot Top. His deal with the devil ( Hollywood) and how it landed him in a conservatorship. This is the truth THEY don't want you to know and they will go after anyone and everyone to make sure this information doesn't see the light of day. Listen to this while you still can and listener discretion is advised. 

Bruce Willis' Magnum Opus but also the movie that bankrupt Tri Star Pictures. Was it really Bruce's terrible writing or was it a higher power and a load of cash telling the public what to think!? All this and more on this weeks episode!  

An incredible film by Lucasfilms that ended up in the gutter. All due to the power hungry fuckers footing the bill at Universal. If you wanted a taste of what Hollywood's elitist deep state can do. This is it! Oh well Atleast this movie flopping ended up creating Pixar! ALL THIS AND MORE ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF CERTIFIED CINEPHILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The critics laughed, the producers cried, but the actors KICKED BUTT!!!! 3 Ninjas High Noon at Mega Mountain was the fourth and final installment in the 3 Ninjas Empire. Built with an incredible cast, hilarious slap stick moments, and total balls to the walls foot to the face action. These kids kick soooo much ass it will make your guts hurt from MORE than just laughing. Hollywood's Deep State was at it again with this film. Releasing Hulk Hogans sex tape and racial slur just a week before this movies release. Theaters pulled it and it was only shown sparingly throughout the US. Was this movie THAT BAD or was it a devious plot to destroy racist ass Hulk Hogan in HIS PRIME! The answer is sadly clear! Join the cinephiles this week to talk why this movie is one of the greatest movies of all time and why we need to stand up against the Hollywood elites! 

If you're one desire in life is to have your heart ripped wide open and tears to flood from your eyes, then look no further than Riding the Bus with My Sister. Hollywood Deep State hated this one so much they fought Hallmark to not even let them play it on TV. Rosie O'Donnell bares it all in this. And I mean it when I say it you've never seen her like this. This movie should have been awarded the noble peace prize, this movie should have made a gazillion bucks! Yet it didn't it was hated by all of the " big wigs" yet adored by the people that saw this film for what it really is. ART. GET READY TO TALK SHOP WITH US! THIS IS CERTIFIED CINEPHILES!

Who said there can be only one? Highlander 2 one of the greatest action fantasy movies of all time was robbed by the deep state of hollywood film critics. A movie that was filmed in the midst of economic collapse in Argentina, had their editorial staff completely replaced, and went so far over budget the film's bond company had to cease production with 3 weeks left of filming. So yeah I'd say a little bit suspicious that Hollywood's deep state didn't want the people to see this. They did everything in their power to keep this from seeing the light of day and all it takes is one viewing to understand why. The complex socio economic narrative of this movie is a warning to all of mankind. And sadly in the year 2022 its not too far off now is it? This movie needs to be re released in theaters!

Parents lined up outside theaters to protest this movie... The Tops company begged the studio to retreat.... The actors almost died on several occasions in their suits....... but there was no stopping one of the greatest movies of all time! GARBAGE PAIL KIDS! We got puke and puss, and a guy that literally pisses his pants every other scene. If this isn't top tier cinema then I dont know WHAT IS!!!!

They said this was a dumb knock off version of men in black. They said every moment of this film is lifeless robotic vomit. The critics burned it to the ground. the lead actor of the film even said he regretted everything about this movie.  AND YET! The film prevails, thrives, and lives! RIPD is a film about two detectives hunting down dead people that just didn't want to stay dead. SIMPLE CONCEPT BRILLIANT EXECUTION!