Battlefield Earth! The year is 3000 and some dread out rave cultured aliens have taken over the planet to mine it for its gold! On that description alone hollywood should have given this movie a hollywood star! But alas these idiots critics had no idea what they were talking about! They said this movie was an absolute waste, confusing, disgusting, made me and my mother SICK! They said these things because they have poor taste! Patrick and William on the other hand have the best taste! Listen to our 4th episode where we give retribution to one of hollywoods biggest hate crimes.

What do you get when you mix government spy operations with a bio engineered genius primate? CI APE! Thats right Certified Cinephiles is back with another episode about how absolutely astounding this movie is. A brilliant unique idea with an even grander follow through. The acting, the direction, the writing the whole kit and caboodle will have you wanting more!!! So why did Hollywood and the weirdo critics online hate this film? Was it jealousy, was it some secret scheme to get their own movie more publicity. We dont know why these idiots had this so wrong but we're here to tell you just how amazing this film is! Buckle in your seatbelts and swing through some trees. Because this episode is a WILLLLD RIDE!

This week, Patrick and William explore The Incredible Genie. A movie from 1999 that explores the hardest part about youth! Making friends. The movie was rated PG dog shit by every critic in Hollywood and boy were they wrong! This movie is actually amazing and should have won 6 or 7 Academy Awards! P and W lay it down for you scene by scene of the magnificence of The Incredible Genie!!!!!!!!!

Dead Heat is a film from 1987 about two cops that get freaking killed and brought back to life. The critics said it was trash and sucked! Patrick and I beg to differ and we think it absolutely rules!