Dear Mommy, I’m glad we were able to get an episode up for Brain Injury Awareness Month. Your willingness to share your struggles with our tens of listeners is admirable. And as usual I think it’s funny to leave things in when I say I’m gonna edit it out in the podcast. Either that or … Continue reading Ep. 22: Updates and…Well, Really Just Updates →

Dear Mommy, I’m glad we established that egg nog contains zero eggs. Because if it did contain eggs I couldn’t drink it. Luckily, egg nog is a completely synthetic lab-made drink and no one can tell me other wise. Love, Bree P.S. That /is/ better.

Dear Bree, Shhhhh Love, Mommy

Dear Mommy, I’m really happy that we’re finally getting our lives together. Even if our only motivation is the life of a digital version of us. My character has a wolf now, by the way. I imagine your character is almost dead since you’ve been sick for like a week. Feel better! Love, Bree

Dear Bree, It doesn’t bother me at all that you won’t eat anything but macaroni after I spend three days cooking for Thanksgiving. Your father loves you. From, Mommy

Dear Mom, First of all, I hope you enjoyed your train trip. I’m excited to hear about it when you get home. This episode we really revolutionized the conversation about winter. I can’t believe no one has ever talked about what is clearly such an important aspect of the season. It’s a good thing we’re … Continue reading Ep. 17: Winter and Oil Painting Warnings →

Dear Bree, Thank you for picking the awesome topic of presents. I got a little carried away talking about surprising Daddy with your gender…and existence. You are the best present ever! I love you. From, Mommy

Dear Mommy, Thanks for not embarrassing me with needless shouting at graduation. Honestly, I have forgotten most of what we talked about in the 24 hours since I edited this and my amazing time management skills have made it so you’re currently waiting for me to upload so we can record. So…. Love, Bree

Dear Bree, I really enjoyed not acknowledging our topic at all this week. Also, I think my three minutes of not remembering basic information was worse than the Carmen Chameleon Debacle. I polled the audience, and they seem to think Carmen was worse. So, here’s to plants that breathe hydrogen…or nitrogen? I can never remember. … Continue reading Ep. 14: No Topic and Forgetting What Plants Breathe →

Dear Mommy, I would highly encourage you to include a fanny pack in your golf costume. You may think it is more Disney vacation than golf but, and I think it’s about time I told you this, you’re wrong. Plus, fanny packs are one size fits all so it doesn’t even matter that we’re both … Continue reading Ep. 13: Clothes and Naked Ass Bed Sitting →