Dear Bree, I had no idea that you were relying on parties to get your sustenance since we switched to frozen meals. Please go buy yourself groceries…we’ll pay you back.* Love, Mommy *Some restrictions may apply. See your father for details.

Dear Mom, This note isn’t really for you because I have a public service announcement for our audience: If you want to have a real good time listening to this, drink every time mom says I’m wrong and chug your drink every time I respond with “fair enough” because apparently that’s all we say now. … Continue reading Ep. 11: Driving and Bree Gets Scolded →

Dear Bree, Come downstairs. I made hot dogs. Love, Mommy

Dear Mommy, You really made this one an editing mess for me. I had to actually do more than just put our music in. I mean we literally spoke about how busy we are in this podcast and yet you added like five more minutes of work to my plate? Truly that was very rude. … Continue reading Ep. 9: Being Busy and Technical Difficulties →

Dear Bree, Talking about what we are binge watching right now was a lot of fun. I’m really sorry that you didn’t get to experience my level 10 cough…it was probably because of the hot toddy. I love you very much and am looking forward to this season’s a-thon. Love, Mommy

Dear Mom, We really should’ve taken some notes before recording because we definitely did not tell the events of The International Incident in order.  However, that is not the worst of the crimes committed on the podcast this week; Tanner doesn’t know how to buy soda and you can’t remember the names of songs. Truly, … Continue reading Ep. 7: The International Incident and Carmen Chameleon →

Dear Bree, It is very strange for me that you are on a dating app. My only comfort is knowing you are picky AF and got at least one quality suitor. May the odds be ever in your favor. Love, Mommy

Dear Mom, I really hope your parenting theory works out. I mean, you vouched for it on the podcast so if Tanner and I turn out to be huge fuck-ups you’re really gonna look like an idiot. People will just keep showing you the episode while looking at you pointedly. It would be truly embarrassing. … Continue reading Ep. 5: Cats and Sex Level →

Dear Bree, This week was a roller coaster of emotions for me. On one hand, I’m very excited about our Keto experiment. But I’m also really sad about your inevitable incarceration. I’ve told you a million times that the best way to keep a secret is not to tell anyone. I can’t imagine why you … Continue reading Ep. 4: Keto Diet and Legally Required Funnel Cake →

Dear Mom, Thanks for letting the J-Man hang out and be our live studio audience! I promise to play Heir to the Throne with you soon even though the game doesn’t seem to understand how family trees work. Also, I really feel like you undervalued me this episode but I will forgive you since your … Continue reading Ep. 3: Dungeons & Dragons and Jessica3078 →