Chatabix

Award winning Music Producer William Orbit chews the fat with David & Joe. He's sold 200 million recordings worldwide but has a few tech issues getting on zoom. William walks them around his flat in Venice and shows them the view out of his window before giving them a history lesson. He's been writing some new tracks which he's excited about as his assistant has been bopping to them. William tells them about working on a drum loop with Madonna. He tells them how he got into music at the age of 23 playing dusty old instruments in a squat. David tells him about his song Happy Happy Girl.

Williams new album: https://www.williamorbit.com/

Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram:

twitter.com/chatabix1

www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/

Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix

Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Joe wants to know know about David's camping holiday but they never get there. They discuss their wonderful new headphones from Flare Audio and its phallic packaging. David struggles to say anything as he has builders milling about his office. He feels awkward speaking in front of them so talks to Joe by signing. This prompts a new jingle. Natalie Cassidy drops by so Joe and David can ask her to host their Right Move podcast idea

Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram:

twitter.com/chatabix1

www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/

Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix

Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Where's Joe Now ? He's gone on an adventure and zooms David to show him where he is. Annoyingly it's a place David knows very well and used to go there when he was young. Joe gives David a tour anyway and they get very excited when they find out that one of Elton John's album cover was shot at the location. Joe trys to recreate the album cover. They get to meet some of the people who work there and find out loads of interesting facts. David waves Joe off as he carries on his journey.

Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram:

twitter.com/chatabix1

www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/

Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix

Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Josh Widdicombe is today's guest chewing the fat with Joe and David. They hope Josh brings his A game and ask him what's in it for him. Josh is a Blur obsessive and excitedly tells a story about exchanging emails with Damon Albarn. They talk about all being at the Blur concert. Josh brings up Paul Daniels and they perform magic tricks for each other. It takes over an hour for Josh to finish his Steve Davis anecdote. David asks Josh about winning FHM 'Comedian of the Year' 15 years ago. Obviously they touch on the chartz.

Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram:

twitter.com/chatabix1

www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/

Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix

Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Joe & David are wearing the same coloured tee shirts which makes them uncomfortable. They think they look like scaffolders. Joe tries to get out of doing the rollercoaster ep and they chat about possible scary rides he could go on. They revisit the Right Move pod and David suggests getting someone else in to host it and creaming off the top. David's going on a walking holiday in Cornwall but is worried he will pull his achiles and has bought some walking sticks. They discuss fellow podcaster Jarlath Regan and think he has a silky voice. They ask him to record a voice note to soothe them.

Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram:

twitter.com/chatabix1

www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/

Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix

Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Regular guest Andy Goldstein is on the pod, he confesses to being a bit jealous when they have other guests on that are not him. Andy tells them he knows Jane Torvill and she came to his wedding. They play 'guess the correct answer' game to try and find out why she came to the wedding and quiz Andy about all the Celebrities that went to his wedding. They obsess about Lee Sharpe. David and Joe try to persuade Andy to get them jobs hosting a TV Sport Show for middle aged men. Andy's specialist subject on Mastermind is Goodfellas so the guys ask him some questions. He doesn't do very well.

Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram:

twitter.com/chatabix1

www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/

Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix

Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Joe has arranged a surprise guest for David. David has no idea who it is and has to sit in the spinny chair to wait for the guest. It seems to take ages and David is a bag of nerves. When the guest arrives Joe tells David to spin round in his chair to see for the first time who the guest is ! Who can it be ?

Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram:

twitter.com/chatabix1

www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/

Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix

Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

David & Joe chat about supporting their football teams and how long it takes to get to the ground. They talk about staying on a Pirate Ship, farting in yurts and the joys of family holidays and David reads out some riddles for Joe to guess. They both rate this ep against the rest of the terrible eps they have done but think it's ok because they are owning it. They puzzle over why the pod has gone up in the charts even though they are doing less eps and only ever talk about being in the charts.

Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram:

twitter.com/chatabix1

www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/

Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix

Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

David goes to Berry Pomeroy Castle allegedly the most haunted castle in England. It's getting dark and the castle is closed so he scales the locked gate and calls Joe. It get's darker. He get's more spooked. He hears noises and wonders if he will see the ghost of the Blue Lady. As he approaches the castle he starts to think someone is watching him. He decides it's not worth it just to get the pod in the charts. Joe tries his best to get David to go and sit on the bench next to the castle. David's had enough and runs back to the car in the pitch black.

Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram:

twitter.com/chatabix1

www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/

Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix

Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

David & Joe sing the Bolero theme tune while they wait for Olympic ice skater Jayne Torvill. When she arrives they both blush. They have a good chat about Heathfield and ask Jayne if she's ever bumped into David's mum. They talk about the highs and lows of competing for olympic medals. Jayne tells them she fell in love with ice skating at a young age persuading her mum to buy her some white boots. She tells them about choosing the Bolero music and how her and Christopher Dean did all the choreography. David asks how long it would take for her to train him up to be a figure skater. They talk about the celebrities on Dancing On Ice and Joe asks Jayne why she's not married to Chris.

Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram:

twitter.com/chatabix1

www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/

Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix

Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.