Cheap Smut

By Smutco Industries

Katie and Carl Mizell are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of a cheap, ... more

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June 10, 2024 Episode 60 - Cyborg Pool Boy
Katie called an audible this week and opted to break out a space-faring insta-love courtesy of Naomi Lucas. Join us this week for Cyborg Pool Boy and ponder the vastness of space, where no on can hear you scream. Or moan.
Book Description
What could a fabulously wealthy heiress possibly do when an alien monster takes up residence in her pool? Call a Cyborg Monster Hunter, obviously.

OBVIOUSLY.

Little did she know that she just hired a monster to take out another monster.

CONTENT WARNING: sci-fi violence, excessive galactic wealth.
SEX CONTENT/TROPES: F/M romance, augmented human (cyborg), sci-fi romance, shifter romance.

So...What Are You Into?
Katie: Dimension 20 - Fantasy High: Junior Year
Carl: the music of Talking Heads

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June 03, 2024 Episode 59 - Lust For Tomorrow
We're back from our week off with Dana Sweeney's sexy sci-fi scorcher Lust For Tomorrow! If you think that there's no time to bone down in a zombie apocalypse, please let the characters in this book swiftly and frequently disabuse you of that notion.
Book Description
Submission is freeing… Love is a trap.
Pacific Northwest Writers Association Finalist for Best Romance, 2023
I’ve never seen his face. But I ache to feel his body.
My fellow soldiers call him Alpha. It’s an insult, mocking his macho bravado, his aggressive arrogance. I’ve heard the snark, seen the rolled eyes. Alpha. It’s a joke. But when I hear him speak…
His rich, deep voice. His lush British accent… I guess the joke’s on me.
Since the zombies came, civilization fell, and new social structures arose, I’ve known that my independence relies on my disinterest in any particular man. The powers that be haven’t resorted to forced procreation… at least not yet; they still expect we’ll fall in love and walk into the trap willingly.
My resistance requires that I avoid emotional connections. My existence requires that I avoid distractions, that I stand and fight. But every time this man speaks, I want to fall to my knees, offer myself to him. However he’ll have me.
Lust is a distraction I can’t afford, but it’s not love. As long as I don’t fall in love, I’m safe. And who could possibly fall for Alpha?
CONTENT WARNING: Lust for Tomorrow is a dystopian sci-fi romance. There is a zombie apocalypse underway, so there will be some discussion of loss and danger.
Not everyone who has survived so far in this dangerous world is a very good person; there is an implied threat of sexual assault (not by the hero) and some discussion of this as a societal concern. There are themes of reproductive rights, ableism, gender equality, and LGBTQ equality.
SEX CONTENT: There is a lot of sex in this book, all with explicit and enthusiastic consent. The hero is dominant, and the heroine is submissive.
Activities include fellatio (with deep throating and swallowing), cunnilingus, vaginal sex, anal sex, fisting, and a threesome (MFM) with double penetration.
So...What Are You Into?
Katie: "Unsweetened Lemonade" by Amelie Farren
Carl: The Present Age

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1h 18min
May 31, 2024 Author Profile - Bjorn Wilde
Join us for this month's Author Profile and get to know the delightful Bjorn Wilde! We discuss the origins of his pen name, his unique approach to first drafts, and his long-gestating desire to drive a bus!

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May 20, 2024 Episode 58 - Puck and Plume
Thanks to another great recommendation (this time courtesy of friend of the show Gwendolyn Harper), this week we're mixing two of our favorite tropes: gay hockey players and monstrous main characters! Join us as we revel in the sexy fun of Puck and Plume by Rhea Fox, the first book on the show to make Carl openly declare that he would eat one of the main characters.
Book Description
NATE
I could've done without falling asleep in the middle of a Bavarian forest and being startled awake by a massive dude with a mohawk and a beak. Seriously, why did he wait for me to wake up and free him from the stupid trap my teammates told me to set up? They said I'd catch a mythical creature that would take me to its treasure.
He introduces himself as Vee and says, now that I’ve caught him, he’s my mate. What the heck? I don't want a mate with a beak, no matter how awesome his butt is or how much I want to use his cushy pecs as pillows. When he brings me into the heart of the woods, I'm afraid he'll hurt me, but thank goodness for Vee, who takes care of me. Now I just need to make it through the night without getting frisky with the chicken dude who rescued me.
VITUS
I can't believe I got stuck in that dumb trap, especially when it's just a flimsy net on a dying branch. The guy snoozing against the oak across the way put it up. I didn't even need to see the Greek letters on his old shirt. He was the embodiment of an American frat boy. Tourists... They always underestimate the power of Bavarian beer.
I'm tempted to let him sleep. There's another part of me that's trying really hard to ignore how hot he is. I don't even like being around people and trying my best to avoid them. Taking Frat Boy home with me sucks, but I don't really have a choice. He's too drunk to get very far without freezing, and I can’t go against the oath I took as a Forest Ranger.
CONTENT WARNING: description of a fatal hockey accident and ensuing trauma of a witness.
TROPES: M/M romance, insta-lust, dubious consent.

So...What Are You Into?
Katie: "Good Luck, Babe!" by Chappell Roan
Carl: "Hind's Hall" by Macklemore

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1h 6min
May 13, 2024 Episode 57 - Nora's Kraken
Our listeners make the best recommendations! Listener Tia E. recommended Leigh Miller's Nora's Kraken to Katie, and it immediately checked all of her favorite boxes: monster smut, cozy vibes, and a sweet cinnamon roll of an MMC. Oh, and the opportunity to make Carl squirm with tentacle talk!
Book Description:

I didn’t flee one monster just to be claimed by another.
When the Monster Relations Bureau tells me I've been identified as a kraken shifter's mate, my first instinct is to run. I learned the hard way what it means to be treated like someone’s possession, and I’m not about to make the same mistake twice.
Only, Elias is… different. Patient and careful with me, willing to wait as long as it takes for me to let him in. The more I learn to trust him, and the more he draws me under with the dark temptation of his touch, the more the defenses I’ve held onto so long start to crumble.
Still, he’s not the only monster I’ve dealt with. And when the human monster from my past finally catches up with me, I’ll have to decide if I trust Elias enough to let him help me, protect me, claim me as his, even though being possessed has only ever left me broken and afraid.
CONTENT WARNINGS: Explicit sexual content, Tentacles used for sex, Strained parent/child relationship (historical) (Following triggers take place outside the relationship between MCs) Domestic abuse (historical), Emotional abuse (historical) , Stalking, Kidnapping, Threat made with a firearm.
TROPES: M/F Romance, Fated Mates, Monster Romance, Shifter Romance
TAGS: Found family; forced proximity; you’re a monster, but you're my monster; heroine with a shadowed past and a hero determined to protect her; reluctant mate; I called, you came; a kraken but also a wife guy; he looks like a pirate because he was a pirate; enthusiastic consent is the sexiest consent; soft monsters; hero falls first
So...What Are You Into?
Katie: Solo Leveling
Carl: Stevie Wilson

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1h 19min
May 06, 2024 Episode 56 - Earthed
At the end of last week's episode, Katie refrained from giving us the name of this week's book, lest she spoil anything. In retrospect, she made the right call, because going blind into Holly Wilde's Earthed really is the best way to experience this absolutely bananas book! Hell, I'd even recommend blowing right past the book description below!
Book Description
Meet Celeste, the brilliant anthropologist who discovers that our planet is in trouble. The world isn't what it seems, in fact, it's bigger and thicker than we could have ever imagined. Not to mention, it's about to explode. The only way to save our world is for Celeste to journey beyond the stars and transform into a giant woman. As she explores the vastness of space, she discovers a love as immense as the universe itself: a passionate bond with none other than the Earth. Prepare for an out of this world experience when you read "Earthed".
CONTENT WARNING: ongoing discussion of the slowly dying planet, incredible liberties being taken with basically all scientific and physical truths of the universe and the planet itself.
TROPES: sci-fi romance, sentient object (??)
So...What Are You Into?
Katie: Travelers
Carl: "It Feels Good to Write a Song" by Vulfmon

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52min
April 29, 2024 Episode 55 - Scared Stiff
Katie thought she'd just be able to dip her toe into Bjorn Wilde's Scared Stiff series, but she ended up getting hooked and reading all four books! We originally set out to just cover the first two books (which make up the bulk of the episode), but since the books were so breezy and fun, we opted to cover almost the entire series! (Can't spoil the ending!)

Book Description
For a gay trio camping in the woods, an escaped ax murderer really kills the mood.
It’s been years since best friends Nick, Levi, and Jamal have been camping at Devil’s Ridge, but a return to their old stomping grounds sounds like just the retreat they need.
Burnt out by the rat race of the city, the three bros reunite for a weekend of getting back to nature. Just three dudes, the woods, and quality male bonding…what could go wrong?
More than they expected, thanks to an escaped homicidal maniac straight out of an ’80s horror flick. Things are about to get campy in more ways than one.
So...What Are You Into?
Katie: Wicked Little Rabbit by Samantha Moran
Carl: Balatro

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April 26, 2024 Author Profile - RE Johnson
Last October, we had the pleasure to discuss Till Death Do Us Part by RE Johnson before it was released; this month we had the pleasure of talking to them IRL! Join us as we discuss RE's peen design process, where they pull inspiration from, and what life is like when you're secretly three kobolds in a trench coat.

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1h 1min
April 22, 2024 Episode 54 - The Frog Prince
Listener (can we call you "listener"?), when we tell you that neither of us were prepared for The Frog Prince, we are telling you that even in recounting this book to Carl, Katie was not ready to REVISIT it. With the fourth book of The Darvel Exploratory Systems series, SJ Sanders has crafted a smutty speculative sci-fi slice-of-life novella that is (sometimes almost literally) overflowing with originality!
Thank you to listener Seneca O. for this recommendation!
Book Description
No one ever said that be a non-gratas was easy, but neither did they say that there was a possibility of becoming a genetic experiment to the benefit of Darvel Exploratory Corporation. When Gwen Brody woke up with amphibious genetic and surgical modifications to help her survival chances on Xal2614 it was bad enough, but living with it and having the pressure from her mission partner to fulfill more intimate parts of their mission to sustain data gathering beyond their lifetimes was another.
Yet, when her partner mysteriously disappears into the swampy environment into which they were sent, Gwen has a new problem when an alien shows up at her door singing his courting songs and triggers a heat that she can’t escape or ignore.
The Frog Prince is a 20k sci-fi romance novella set in the Darvel Exploratory systems universe and inspired by the fairytale The Frog Prince with graphic sex.
CONTENT WARNING: lack of autonomy, sci-fi romance with monstrous aliens, graphic sex, strange anatomy, perilous circumstances, and sequences of body horror.
TROPES: alien romance, speculative science-fiction, found family, and what Katie calls "Diet 'Mars Needs Mates'."
So...What Are You Into?
Katie: Stuff that smells good!
Carl: Hi-Fi Rush

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1h 4min
April 15, 2024 Episode 53 - Stripped Raw
Looking for a spicy book that'll get your engine revving? Katie has just the book for you this week, 'cause she read Stripped Raw by Miss Merican, a tale full of bad boys, big bikes, and questionable choices!
Book Description
--- What’s left when you strip away the lies? ---
Sam. Loyal to the Coffin Nails MC. Lives by his own rules. Weakness: Damsels in distress.
Jolie. In a deeply ambiguous relationship with the Coffin Nails MC. Lives from paycheck to paycheck. Weakness: Bad boys.
As a patched member of the Coffin Nails MC, Sam is finally living the life he was destined for. A life of Harleys, guns, drugs, and eating pussy. A life of brotherhood above all.
When he goes to pick up some pot brownies for the club president’s old lady, he meets a girl so sweet, his inner wolf wants to eat her there and then. What is supposed to be a typical fling, gets damn more complicated when the Coffin Nails decide to involve the pretty blonde baker in their drugs operation.
Jolie has a knack for baking delicious cakes, but when it comes to her taste in men, she is a self-professed failure. After a disastrous relationship, she is still picking up the pieces and working three jobs to manage the financial carnage her ex left her with. The last thing she needs is a hot piece of tattooed hunk stomping into her life. Sam calls her ‘Candy’, but with a talent for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, Jolie should be called ‘Trouble’.
To be with Jolie, Sam would have to disclose a secret he kept locked away for years. A secret so raw, that it might destroy his place in the brotherhood he’s fought so hard to be a part of.
THEMES: outlaw motorcycle club, drugs, gender identity, transgender character, secrets, misunderstandings, criminal activity, entrepreneurship, bad luck, debt.
CONTENT WARNINGS: transphobia and dead-naming (on-page).

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Katie: "J Christ" by Lil Nas X
Carl: "Cowboys Are Secretly Frequently Fond of Each Other" by Orville Peck and Willie Nelson

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1h 20min

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