The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker assemble for another Adjudication Panel. On the agenda this time: some blissfully unaware Serie A commentators, the standards of modern chess punditry, and whether the verb "roofed" should be welcomed into the goalscoring vernacular.

Meanwhile, the panel thrash out the precise definition of a footballing "shop window" and there's a 49.3-second audio masterpiece that is The Purest Essence of Ally McCoist.