Childproof

Childproof

By Gwenna Laithland and Tori PhantomParentingKids & Family
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  • Very Dangerous Butterflies

    The start of summer means more kids everywhere. If your kids aren’t in school yet you have no sympathy. We understand. But ours are home and we love them very much and miss quiet things and alone time. Two things can be true. This episode we talk about acceptable risks, overprotecting, sticker books, a dog dressed as a butterfly, and projects and assignments neither Tori nor Gwenna have done. 

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

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    51 min
  • Mom's Got RBF

    This week on Childproof’s Parasocial Parenting we’re talking about uniforms for motherhood (Spoiler: There isn’t one.), Gwenna’s pathological demand avoidance about a webtoon, Mom RBF, realistic expectations of becoming an adult, planning for the near future and letting forever take care of itself. If you’d like to influence us email us at [email protected]

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]


    ⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠

    Video version of ⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠

    Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠


    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast

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    52 min
  • You Have Questions We Have Answers

    Tori and Gwenna are very much enjoying and appreciating all of your emails and comments; keep them coming and we'll keep this going. Also, watch The Amazing Digital Circus and then try to convince Gwenna to watch too.


    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    ⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠

    Video version of ⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠

    Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠


    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast

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    55 min
  • Parasocial Parenting

    Childproof is changing for the better because it will now include more of all of you! We have always loved hearing from all of you and reading your emails. We want to hear from you more now than ever. It's not like every episode is going to be an email roundup, it's more like an extension of the virtual village and we are so excited to share more than our own thoughts.

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    ⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠

    Video version of ⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠

    Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠

    Get your copy of Gwenna's new book⁠⁠

    Find The Amazing Digital Circus Here


    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast


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    56 min
  • Road Rage

    Yet another episode sponsored in part by MacMillan Audio because they produced Gwenna’s latest book, Thinky Thoughts All Grown Up & Still Just as Confused. You can listen to the full version come April 14th but for now, please enjoy just one more essay. This one is road rage and involves bricks, land boats, cloud-haired women in sensible shoes, and the root of a good chunk of Gwenna’s car-based anxiety.

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    ⁠⁠Preorder Gwenna's new book⁠⁠

    Get a free cookbook of bonus recipes inspired by Thinky Thoughts. Free with proof of preorder!

    ⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠

    Video version of ⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠

    Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠


    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast

    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    37 min
  • Creamed Corn

    This episode of Childproof is sponsored in part by MacMillan Audio. Gwenna’s new book Thinky Thoughts hits shelves April 14th and MacMillan Audio produced her audiobook. Gwenna will read her own book to you. And you get a sample here on Childproof. Enjoy this complete essay Creamed Corn from Thinky Thoughts: All Grown Up & Still Just as Confused. Is creamed corn a thinly veiled reference to grown up times? No, it’s a blatant reference to that time Gwenna though she could make creamed corn with cream of celery soup.

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠


    ⁠⁠⁠⁠Preorder Gwenna's new book⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Get a free cookbook of bonus recipes inspired by Thinky Thoughts. ⁠Free with proof of preorder!⁠


    ⁠⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠⁠

    Video version of ⁠⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠⁠

    Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠⁠



    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast

    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    40 min
  • Yeehaw! Email Roundup

    It’s time for another round of enjoying our mutual parasocial relationships with our listeners! We’ve asked you questions. You’ve answered them. We’re reading some of them. And then using your answers to explore tangents that may or may not have anything to do with anything.  At the end of every episode we invite you to email us with questions, suggestions, or things we should know. We shamelessly turn that into episodes. Want to be a part. Email us. We might shamelessly turn it into an episode.

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    ⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠

    Video version of ⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠

    Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠Preorder Gwenna's new book⁠⁠

    Get a free cookbook of bonus recipes inspired by Thinky Thoughts. Free with proof of preorder!

    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast

    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    52 min
  • What Happened?

    After a pause. And a break. And a distinct lack of explaining ourselves. And another break. We’re back. This time with an explanation of exactly what happened. The winds of change are blowing and we’re excited to see where they take us all!

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    ⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠

    Video version of ⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠

    Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠Preorder Gwenna's new book⁠⁠


    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast

    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    48 min
  • Childproof Untold

    On this episode of Childproof Gwenna and Tori discuss things. Okay, full disclosure for the seventeen people that read notes and descriptions, we recorded this and then Oklahoma and Kentucky both exploded with influenza. Everyone was sick. Stuff got paused while we all healed. It was rough. No one had any fun. Show notes didn’t get written and by the time they got back to it Gwenna, who writes the descriptions forgot what we talked about and Tori, who edits the episodes cannot be trusted to write descriptions. So now you know this is a podcast hosted and run by two people who have no idea what they are doing and should be better at this by now.

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    ⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠

    Video version of ⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠

    Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠Preorder Gwenna's new book⁠⁠


    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast

    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    52 min
  • So Now It's A Problem

    Tori only thought they were losing it. Their snow continues and we decided to scour the internet for what they are saying about parents in the media. Did you know Warren Buffett was a gentle parent? Who knew? And then we spend most of the rest of the episode being very millennial and complaining about a Buzzfeed article. It’s not so much complaining as pointing out how it’s wrong a bunch. So like I said, being very millennial about it.


    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]


    ⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠

    Video version of ⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠

    Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠Preorder Gwenna's new book⁠⁠


    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast

    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    55 min

About Childproof

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Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation.…

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