Chip and Cern Show

If you are looking for all things Chip and Cern you need to head to www.chipandcernshow.com. This episode the guys will cover getting around the rules, rule skirting and stories about getting around the rules.    Chip has two dogs and one of those is named Ari who is now 9 years old. The dogs cost about $80-100/night for having the dogs boarded, so that isn’t cheap. Cern is getting a dog soon much to his chagrin. Cern isn’t a dog person. If Chip and his wife are only gone for a night or two they will bring the dogs with them. Some hotels charge a pet rent per night. So Chip finds hotels that are dog friendly, so it won’t look suspicious when there is a dog around to save the money per night.   Cern when he travels deep with his full squad that is 6 deep, so he will just say it is him and his wife to avoid the additional person fee.    Chip and Cern Pro Tip: Go to a hotel that allows dogs, so that they will not be suspicious, but don’t check in your dog.   Chip and Cern are drinking the Anchor Steam Go West! IPA.    Chip and Cern used to HATE on IPAs calling them Indian Pale Ass because they were so hoppy. Then they got into an IPA phase. Chip is off the IPA train for now cause everyone went too far with the hops. IPA isn’t for the summer BBQ it is for the winter months. For BBQs Cern opts for Tecate, Coors Light, but NOT Bud Light.    Chip stayed in MidTown Sac at the Sheraton and for a dog it was an extra $75 bucks for the room and they have two dogs. So Chip stayed at the hotel for 2 days and would take the dogs in and out with no issue what so ever. As they are cleaning the room out and preparing to leave the dogs start barking and making a lot of noise. The hotel phone rings and the front desk lady asked “Are there dogs in there?” whilst on the phone someone knocked at the door the dogs started barking and Chip just said “we are leaving right now.” Chip checked his credit card statement a few days later and they ended up charging him the dog hotel fee. Cern suggested that Chip should have claimed that a friend was visiting that had a dog.   Cern brings up Chip’s bachelor party. The details are few and far between. Cern and the gang sprung for the nicest suite that Reno had to offer. Cern told the front desk lady that only two people were staying in the room. There was in fact 8 rowdy gents there and one special guest of honor. The boys were enjoying “casual” drinks and playing some music before the party even got started when floor neighbor came by knocking on the door asking the party to keep it down. Tony yelled out “fuck you it is Reno and it is 8pm at night.” The lady left in disgust. All the guests had arrived. The handle of Ketle One was polished off. The entire spa bathtub was filled with beers and ice. Chip was very nervous about what he knew would happen, so he was drinking a little more than everyone else. Cern said he was also nervous.    One the drive up to Reno there was bets taking place over what the pubic hair stylings of the guest of honor to the party. Chip knew he would need to be loose to be ready for anything that would happen that evening, even if it was seeing Cern’s ball sack. If someone sees Chip’s ass or dick it can’t be a problem, so everyone was really getting after it. Before the guest of honor arrived the handle was already finished.    The 2nd time the room got a knock everyone was a bit more fucked up. SportsCenter Top 10 was one and everyone was yelling about the great plays.    Chip recalls that he had never been in such a nice hotel room with TVs all over the place in the bathroom. Reno is like baby, baby Vegas. About 1/10th of Vegas. If you are from NorCal and don’t want to head to Vegas you hit up Reno.    About 10:30/11p the guest of honor showed up. Chip tried to say they weren’t that loud, but Cern recalls we were pretty fucking loud. For the 3rd time the hotel security knocked on the door and told the room to knock it off, Cern told him OK, the door was shut and the party was back on.   A hour later not one, but TWO security guards came back to tell everyone to knock it off. The guest of honor was hiding and Chip had checked out for a nap. He need to recharge the batteries.    Chip and Cern had just turned 21. Chip was so impressed cause all his friends pooled together his money because they were broke as fuck. Once Cern found out that Chip was going to propose he called up Tony and told him to start saving his money. Chip was the first one in the group of friends to get married, so everyone wanted to really blow it out with a big party.    Chip remembers an exact convo that happened and it sounded awesome, but nobody had the money to get it done. The boys had just got done playing in a softball game and they went up right after. The most responsible person drove all of the slapdicks up whilst most people had road sodas on the way up.    When the room was booked it was only supposed to be 2 people there. Chip was still napping. The security guards came up for a 4th time and this time there was 4 of them. This is in the early am hours maybe 1 or 2pm. They said if they have to come back again they are going to boot everyone from the room. Cern went downstairs in a drunken haze to talk the front desk out of kicking the party out of the room.    After the guest of honor left, everyone, minus Chip, went downstairs to gamble and Cern got back around 5am. They went to Johnny Rockets with a nasty hangover. Cern did NOT incur any surcharges for all the hoopla that was caused.    Stat-boy Dana just got engaged, so there will be something similar to his event. Well at least with a similar guest list. Now that we are further along with our careers we can afford to pay off said security guards to keep it on the DL.    Chip recalls a certain scene, where he recalls realizing that the guys there are his true friends.    Chip did some new rule skirting in LA when he was traveling a few weeks back with the whole family. They got one of the hotel cribs for the kid, but Chip couldn’t set it up. It wasn’t safe for the kid to sleep in, so the next morning Chip and his wife went to Target to buy one of the cribs. They picked one of them and his wife was in check out with the crib and Chip went over to the returns department and asked about the return policy which was 90 days. Chip set the crib up, kept the box, receipt and the kid slept in it for  a few nights. Before their flight back to SF he boxed it back up and returned it to Target and got his $50 back.    Cern one ups Chip. He said he returned a used breast pump to Target and got a full refund. He played the role of dumb husband, who is following orders and got all his money back on his credit card as opposed to store credit which Target usually will try to give.    Cern is ok with skirting the rules and going against them. Chip thinks it is ok in a one off scenario, but wouldn’t make a regular practice of it.   Chip has noticed that even Nordstrom has become a little more strict on their return policy. Cern thinks that they do something with your DL number and only give you store credit as opposed to a full refund.     If you have skirted the rules let us know at Facebook, Twitter and email at [email protected].    At Spring Training Chip and his wife were at the Giants game and they were giving out free tall cans of Leinenkugel’s Summer Shandy an amazing beer. Chip went to go get a second one, and gave some smart ass answer and he was found out. So he fucked up and lost out on a beer. Chip then went back a 3rd time and they were still onto him. If you are trying to skirt rules, don’t try to oversell anything just do it, say thanks, and yessum and be on your way.    If you want a free sticker, email [email protected].   Thanks again to Michael Spiegel Design for the great logo. Our closing music is provided by Nicky Z. Check him out at Twitter at https://twitter.com/@nickydoesthings and on SoundCloud at https://soundcloud.com/nickyzarick.   As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits v1 and The Hits v2 are a great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!   If you liked that and would like to support Chip and Cern please donate to PATREON. Stickers, t shirts, hoodies, guest spot and more.    Follow the Chip and Cern Show to never miss anything exciting. Give us a like on Facebook, subscribe on iTunes or a thumbs up on YouTube. If you are digging what we do be sure to tell a friend. 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Cern want’s to be the very best. That is right folks we dive into the craze of 2016, Pokemon Go! This app has swept the world up in only a few weeks. 10 million app downloads in Pokemon Go’s first week of existence. Hear Chip and Cern break down the game play, Chip shares some stories of playing in an airport and more!

Chip can’t even do his fathering because he is trying to catch Squirtle. When you first start playing Pokemon Go you can design your avatar, then pick between Squirtle, Charmander and Bulbasaur. There is some hack to get a Pikachu right off the bat, but neither Chip or Cern know how to do that. 

Chip’s work they have a Slack channel for Pokemon Go called #go. Chip and Cern have a text thread going with their friends about the app and everyone they know is playing. 

If you don’t know you actually have to walk around to catch Pokemon, get Pokeballs from actual real world places and battle gyms that are at parks, the mall, etc. Pokemon Go has more active users than Twitter. 

Joe is the Poke Master our of the circle of friends. Chip and Cern work a 9-5 desk job, 1hr lunch and sit at a desk all day. Joe’s job requires a lot of travel, so he can visit tons of Pokestops and catch tons of Pokemon. 

Chip used to really be into the Pokemon cards, playing the card game with his brother and of course playing on Gameboy. It was always fun to get a holographic card when you would open the packs. Chip’s parents might even have his old Pokemon cards. 

Chip and Cern think that nostalgia is why Pokemon Go is so popular. This is the game everyone wish they were playing 15 years ago.

Someone at Chip’s work had to go get a new phone because the phone he had to play the game. 

Using Google Maps data there are real world locations that you can find a Pokestop where you can get potions, Pokeballs, eggs, and other things to use during the game. So the name of the game is walking around to get all your supplies and hatch your eggs. There is a threshold of speed so you can’t drive around in your car cheating to hack your eggs to hatch faster. 

The Pokemon Go has some serious server issues. Chip and Cern’s servers are wide open for whomever. You guys are welcome to crash them out we would appreciate it. www.chipandcernshow.com

Someone is Chip’s work building puts up lures all day and Pokemon is raining down on him all day. 

Chip couldn’t care what the haters say about a nearly 30 year old man catching cartoon characters all day long. 

This game gets a lot of hate, but it gets kids out of the house, walking around, meeting new people and socializing. 

Chip wants to know the “get eaten by shark number.” Tweet us at @chipandcernshow

Cern was a Pokemon hater back in the day because his little brother was really into it, so it took him a while to convince him to download it.

In San Francisco there is so many Pokestops. One night after a half bottle of wine Chip tells his wife “I need to walk the dogs” at 10:30p at night because he say there was triple lures in Japantown only two blocks away from his apartment. There was 25 people at 10:30 at night. Chip was standing around freezing his ass off with a bunch of nerds. They are asking about what team everyone is. Chip picked the yellow team, Instinct, without even knowing anything about it. Turns out the yellow team is the slapdick team. 

Stat boy Dana text to get everyone on Team Red, but Chip had already picked #TeamInstinct. Cern also joined #Teaminstinct because it was against what Dana suggested. 

Chip didn’t talk about with any of these so called nerds and was very out of his element. He caught some Pideys and Sparrows and then went home. He came home and told his wife that there was a ton of nerds down there to which his wife called him a nerd for being down there as well.

Chip was traveling to LA the other weekend and his flight was delayed 6 hours. His poor kid was cranky the whole time and he didn’t get home until 2am. Because of the long delay Chip decided to catch em all in the airport. 

He was charging his phone off the one outlet in the whole airport there was like 8 high school boys that were also playing Pokemon Go. They were all bitching about who would put a lure up with no Pokemon around. The kids found out it was Chip who put the lure down. The kids started asking Chip Pokemon questions about when to evolve his Pokemon and once they found out how high Chip’s Pokemon were he became the alpha male of the group. So Chip and these high school boys were trying to take down some of these gyms in the airport. They because instant friends for the remaining 2 hours battling Pokemon and Chip had fun. High schoolers and a drunk 30 year old podcaster because friends that day. 

Chip starts talking about what type of cell phones they had in high school. Cell phones because pretty popular but they didn’t have any cool games just snake. Cern would load games on his Ti-83 calculator and one person in school had all the games and would transfer them to everyone. 

If there was Snapchat in high school Chip and Cern would have been ruined. Chip tries to get his wife to send him some naughty snaps, but she is resistant. Chip always sends snaps to his wife with the dogs, baby and always trying to be funny. She screen caps every pic and the one time Chip screen capped a cleavage snap she freaked. 

Cern is only at level 6 and he lets his kids play and they waste all his Pokeballs. Cern was putting his kid to bed and he saw there was a Pikachu outside and he was seriously debating walking outside to go catch that creature and leave his son. Cern attended to his son and let the Pokemon run away. 

Chip’s kid is now learning how to make wheezing nosies which is freaking out his wife and him. 

Chip has a gym right by his house and fights it every morning when he is walking the dogs. The gym is so competitive that if he takes a gym over it is gone before he is a block away from the gym. 

If the gym is your same color you can train at the gym and raise your XP for yourself and it helps make your gym stronger. 

Chip’s best Pokemon is a level 1100 Arcanine and he is at level 18. Cern is level 6 with a level 215 Pidgeotto. 

Chip and Cern just give a “fuck off” to the haters who ask how old they are for playing Pokemon.

There is a Pokemon Go Bar Crawl in San Francisco that had over 3000 people. Cern’s brother went to a bar crawl in San Francisco. They would walk all over The City catching Pokemon and then stopping in bars to wet their whistles. 

Joe said after his softball game at 11pm there was a few hundred people at this Pokestop with a lure attached. 

There are plenty of stories about people getting hit by cars and things of that nature, but there is also some really good feel good stories. Chip and Cern give a seal of approval to the Pokemon Go crazy and say it is only a good thing.

What is your best Pokemon? Are you #TeamInstinct? Connect with us at Facebook, Twitter and email at [email protected]. 

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Thanks again to Michael Spiegel Design for the great logo.

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Be sure to check out theThe Hits v1 and The Hits v2. Recruit your pals with those two shows. Chip and Cern Show shirts, stickers and hats in the shop http://www.chipandcernshow.com/shop. The new merchandise features a new logo from Michael Spiegel Design.    Chip and Cern cover everything from politics to poop. People only like poop and jerking off episodes.   The new iPhone and Samsung Note are being released which is the topic of this show.   Cern is a huge Samsung fanboy and Chip loves his Apple products.    Cern says that the new Samsung Galaxy Note 7 will have 6GB of ram and the ability to plug into a ghost laptop.     Cern is one of the worst people at texting. Misspellings, off the wall topics, everything takes another level of decoding. Cern tries to explain himself out of this. Chip digs into Cern’s texting issues.    Chip cannot spell very well. Cern has the Note 4 right now and he is ready to upgrade. He is on Verizon’s Edge program, so he can upgrade sooner.   Women’s jeans have such tiny pockets and they cannot fit phones in.    Chip and Cern have some cell phone battery conspiracy theories that they only last 1/4 of the day after a year. Apple has had accusations of purposely making batteries weak before. Cern busts out the term, “planned obsolescences” which Chip will have to look up later.   Chip and Cern both use Dollar Shave Club and really like it. They were just acquired for 1 BILLION dollars. Chip only shaves his legs and balls. He asked his wife if she wanted him to trim up anything special for Father’s Day. Cern suggests shaving an arrow into his pubes. In high school Joe shaved an arrow into this chest and belly hair.   Chip is annoyed that the cell phone companies try to educate you on how batteries work.    Cern has quite the niggle in his throat.   Chip is going to move to the phone leasing program that Apple offers. Speaking of Apple Chip moves into the iPhone 7 rumors. Rumored to have a black color, which perked Cern’s interest because of his love for black stainless.    Chip and Cern have their stickers on their phone cases. There are two different types of stickers you will get one of each with any purchase from the SHOP.   Everyone except Tony has been great on sharing on Facebook and Twitter about the show and we thank you.   The removal of the headphone jack is the biggest bit of rumor for the iPhone 7.    Cern has ripped his laptop off his desk when his headphones were plugged in.    Chip uses bluetooth for his cell phone, so he really doesn’t need the headphone jack. Cern would be fucked without a headphone jack.   Chip doesn’t think we need thinner phones.   Blackberry was the shit 10 years ago with the side scrolling and full keyboard, but it has fallen quickly out of favor since the iPhone and other touch devices. The only thing that Blackberry had going for them was their government contracts which they just lost.    Cern’s bro had the Blackberry Storm which was a shitty phone and it clicked all the time.    The Poop Show is by far the most downloaded episode. If you haven’t heard it give it a listen now.   As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits v1 and The Hits v2 are a great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!   If you liked that and would like to support Chip and Cern please donate to PATREON. Stickers, t shirts, hoodies, guest spot and more.    Follow the Chip and Cern Show to never miss anything exciting. Give us a like on Facebook, subscribe on iTunes or a thumbs up on YouTube. If you are digging what we do be sure to tell a friend. We are also on Patreon if you feel like supporting the show!   Chip and Cern Show website: www.chipandcernshow.com Like Chip and Cern Show on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chipandcernshow/ Follow the Chip and Cern Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/chipandcernshow Listen to the Chip and Cern Show on LibSyn: http://chipandcernshow.libsyn.com/ Listen to the Chip and Cern Show on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/chip-and-cern-show Listen to Chip and Cern Show on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/chip-and-cern-show/id1063002917?mt=2 Watch the Chip and Cern Show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ChipandCernShow Suport the Chip and Cern Show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chipandcernshow email the Chip and Cern Show: [email protected]

Chip and Cern bring aboard their best looking guests thus far, their wives. The ladies are in to discuss some over purchasing at Target, 27th birthday’s and Cern’s inability to say no to anything that his kids ask.    Chip’s wife NEEDED to go to Target to get an outfit for an upcoming event at Cern’s house. Chip appreciates a new outfit because he has bought new hats when get gets a new job.    Chip’s daughter had a dingy outfit on that said “Stay Fancy” on it. Chip’s wife got some beer, so he went out to the car and found a bag from Target that was over flowing with, in his estimates, 12 baby outfits. His wife and Robin, Cern’s wife, quickly sided up.    Cern admits he has a hard time saying no when the kids get older. Not just his own kids, but everyone. Toys, candy and eating out. Charlee, the newest youngest guest, makes an appearance with Chip’s wife’s titty.    Cern’s wife reveals that all the kids know Cern will always say yes to them and will even say “we should have asked Cerney!"   Kristen, Chip’s wife, comments that there was too many good things to pass up.   Robin, Cern’s wife, drives a slave operation and had Chip and Kristen up at 6am cleaning floors and the house.   Kristen admitted that she was already open to purchasing more outfits above and beyond the one outfit she had committed and told Chip about. The ladies team up, as expected.   Chip talks about how silly it is to buy a kid that cannot walk shoes. Cern is going to even “hand shoes”.   Chip’s friend bought some baby Jordan shoes, which he thought was funny purchase cause she cannot even wear them for over a year.   Robin like miniature things of human clothes.   Cern comments that he is able to go to the store for a specific thing he can do it which was quickly rebutted by his wife. Cern’s begs to go to Costco, which his wife leaves him in the car.   Goose Island is supplying the beer. Be ready for an email from Chip and Cern about sponsorship.   Robin painted a very nice logo in the new studio. The design was from Michael Spiegel Designs. You can purchase some Chip and Cern Show t-shirts, hats and stickers at www.chipandcernshow.com/shop   Cern’s wife used to listen to Chip and Cern Show v1 when they first started dating.    Chip never got anything from his parents during shopping trips. Cern’s dad would buy him stuff, but his mom was a coin flip.   Charlee, the baby of Chip and Kristen, is bad at paying attention, worse than Joe.   Cern’s wife got some beer for the fridge and Cern already cracked them much to Robin’s chagrin.    Cern and his father in law built the studio which looks amazing.   Chip and his wife work well as a team, as exampled by his wife saying “remember when we won that egg toss?"   Chip’s wife Kristen is trying to man him up by buying him some man tools from Home Depot. DeWalt top of the line 20v blow your dick off drill. It is still in the box, but Chip is determined to use it. He has been watching I Like to Make Stuff YouTube channel, a YouTube Ron Swanson, and he is getting really excited to make something with his new tools.   Cern ask his wife, Robin if they work well as a team. “We are a sponge, one scruffy side and one soft side. I’m there to smooth it over when you are throwing stuff down the stairs.”    Robin somehow let a plant die which they are trying to return a plant with a 1 year warranty. The lack of ventilation in the podcast room is making Chip and Cern really sweat.    Charlee is attacking the mic and causing some distractions to Chip. Cern is confident that this will give the Poop Show a run for it’s money.    Robin asked Cern to do the dirty work and return the plant. Charlee makes her first appearance on mic, and she recently started saying “momma, momma, momma."   Cern and Robin’s kid asks tons of questions which get tuned out. Charlee continues to interrupt the show, she will be reprimand later.    For Robin’s birthday on July 4th she usually had to babysit Cern’s friends, whom have been guests on this podcast, besides Tony who doesn’t listen because he is a son of a bitch.   If you want a free sticker, email [email protected].   Thanks again to Michael Spiegel Design for the great logo.   Robin says that the wife show, despite needing some editing, has a lot of character. This sends Cern into a story and rant. Robin likes things to have character, but Cern likes clean lines and smooth. Cern claims to rule with an iron fist. The baby Charlee is done with the podcast, as of the listeners at this time.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits v1 and The Hits v2 are a great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!   If you liked that and would like to support Chip and Cern please donate to PATREON. Stickers, t shirts, hoodies, guest spot and more.    Follow the Chip and Cern Show to never miss anything exciting. Give us a like on Facebook, subscribe on iTunes or a thumbs up on YouTube. If you are digging what we do be sure to tell a friend. We are also on Patreon if you feel like supporting the show!   Chip and Cern Show website: www.chipandcernshow.com Like Chip and Cern Show on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chipandcernshow/ Follow the Chip and Cern Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/chipandcernshow Listen to the Chip and Cern Show on LibSyn: http://chipandcernshow.libsyn.com/ Listen to the Chip and Cern Show on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/chip-and-cern-show Listen to Chip and Cern Show on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/chip-and-cern-show/id1063002917?mt=2 Watch the Chip and Cern Show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ChipandCernShow Suport the Chip and Cern Show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chipandcernshow email the Chip and Cern Show: [email protected] 

Chip and Cern discuss the half way point of the 2016 baseball season, the All-Star game and an update to the ongoing fantasy baseball season.   The Chip and Cern Show shop is now live at www.chipandcernshow.com/shop. Hats, shirts, and stickers. If you want to get some nice hookups just shoot us an email at [email protected]. If you don’t want to buy through the shop just reach out via whatever channel you like.    Chip found his water.   Fantasy baseball check in. Chip hasn’t been doing fantasy baseball because he cannot handle the shit talking and ultra competitive nature of playing with friends and more accurately Tony, who doesn’t listen and is a sonovabitch. There are 12 teams in the fantasy league and that was the comminisher's fault.    Cern’s team has gone winless in 11 games. Chip is 4-8, so he isn’t doing much better. Chip and Cern were both elated to have Cern’s 1st victory against Tony.    Chip dodged the snake in the grass that is Cern’s team. The next week Cern played Tony’s team who went belly up and really bent over to take it from Cern’s team.    Chip tries to dig into why Cern’s team was struggling to get some wins. On paper his team looks great, but during the week’s performance it is subpar.    Chip will send any insider trading info to Cern, so they can get out of the fantasy baseball dumps. Chip started his season off too conservative and didn’t make any real moves. He finally “dropped those bitches” and stopped going all Dusty Baker on it.   Brian McCann was really under producing for Chip’s team and was benched then of course scored a ton of points.   Cern had Michael Saunders on his team. He was listed day-to-day on the app, so Cern benched him. On that same day he had a career day and scored 25 points to which Cern’s team got 0 because he was benched. Stat boy Dana sent a group text and Cern too the brunt of the assault. Chip saw that a player was batting and already had 5k on the day with the possibility of 6k, the titanium sombrero.     Cern asks if Chip is going to do fantasy football, but he only likes head to head weekly pools because it is less effort.    Chip then realizes that they are off task talking about football and tries to right the ship.   If you have any fantasy sports story share with us at @chipandcernshow.   We would like to take this time to remind you that Tony’s team got beat by both Chip and Cern.   Cern’s team name is Anal Symphony. Chip must know why. Cern said it was assigned to him as a rookie in a more serious league and he did so well with it he has adopted it.    Chip then derails the convo to talk about why he was #13 in Little League baseball.   On to the MLB All-Star game which is July 12th. Chip and Cern reference the San Diego Tribune (http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/2016/jul/03/mlb-all-star-game-who-should-start/) article of who should be starting the All-Star game. This is a fan voting thing, so teams where they have nothing to do vote a ton and end up voting in their players. Half of the Royals are being voted in and way to many Cubs.      American League   CATCHER   Who should start: Salvador Perez, Royals. Who will start: Perez.   He leads all vote-getters for the second straight year.   FIRST BASE   Who should start: Eric Hosmer, Royals. Who will start: Hosmer.   SECOND BASE   Who should start: Jose Altuve, Astros.   The Mariners’ Robinson Cano has put up better power numbers, but Altuve — who’s third in the majors with 21 stolen bases — is having the better overall season.   Who will start: Altuve. THIRD BASE   Who should start: Manny Machado, Orioles.   Who will start: Machado.   SHORTSTOP   Who should start: Xander Bogaerts, Red Sox. Who will start: Bogaerts.   OUTFIELD   Who should start: Mark Trumbo, Orioles; Mike Trout, Angels and Jackie Bradley Jr., Red Sox.   Who will start: Trout, Bradley Jr. and Mookie Betts, Red Sox.   DESIGNATED HITTER   Who should start: David Ortiz, Red Sox. Who will start: Ortiz.     National League   CATCHER   Who should start: Wilson Ramos, Nationals. Who will start: Buster Posey, Giants.   FIRST BASE   Who should start: Anthony Rizzo, Cubs.   Who will start: Rizzo.   SECOND BASE   Who should start: Daniel Murphy, Nationals. Who will start: Ben Zobrist, Cubs.   THIRD BASE   Who should start: Kris Bryant, Cubs.   Who will start: Bryant.   SHORTSTOP   Who should start: Corey Seager, Dodgers.   Who will start: Addison Russell, Cubs.   OUTFIELD   Who should start: Yoenis Cespedes, Mets; Adam Duvall, Reds; Bryce Harper, Nationals.   Who will start: Harper; Cespedes and Dexter Fowler, Cubs.   Chip and Cern call for action about the one representative from each team. Is the All-Star game going to be serious and actually matter or is it going to be for the fans?   Joe Buck Fuck Off Buck Off.   Chip finds it annoying when half the infield is all from the same team.   Chip then looks up the wrong fantasy points like a slapdick. He was using the wrong filter sorting and cannot read.   Chip gets nervous when players are switching teams or moving leagues. Always apprehensive to draft anyone who is jumping teams.   Neither Chip or Cern voted for the All Stars this year because it doesn’t fucking matter.   Thanks again to Michael Spiegel Design for the great logo.   As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits v1 and The Hits v2 are a great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!   If you liked that and would like to support Chip and Cern please donate to PATREON. 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The Chip and Cern Show has hit 25 episodes! To celebrate we are putting out some of our favorite hits and bits over our first 25 shows. We are also excited to share our new new logo! Big thanks to Michael Spiegel Design for the awesome logo. If you are interested in getting some top notch design work done shoot him an email.

Stickers are in! If you want a sticker email [email protected]. T-shirts and hats are now for sale in the shop!

Chip and Cern are still on Summer Break, so we are bringing you The Hits v2. Cern is busy building the new studio, Chip is still riding his bike and running all over creation. They will be back to provide you new shows in no time, but The Hits are a great way to share and introduce the show to your friends.

We wanted to give a big thanks to our wives, family and friends who are always there for support.

The Hits v2 features clips from the following episodes:

Cern's Birthday Show (and Tales of Our Misspent Youth)

Adam LaRoche

Goose Gossage is an Ass

Superhero Movie Reboots

Presidential Primaries

Fantasy Baseball

As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members.

If you liked that and would like to support Chip and Cern please donate to PATREON. Stickers, t shirts, hoodies, guest spot and more.

We are getting STICKERS, HATS, TSHIRTS and a new logo designed by Michael Spiegel Design!

Follow the Chip and Cern Show to never miss anything exciting. Give us a like on Facebook, subscribe on iTunes or a thumbs up on YouTube. If you are digging what we do be sure to tell a friend. We are also on Patreon if you feel like supporting the show!

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The Chip and Cern Show has hit 25 episodes! Plus we got ourselves a new logo! Big thanks to Michael Spiegel Design for the awesome logo. If you are interested in getting some top notch design work done shoot him an email.   Chip and Cern are on Summer Break, so we are bringing you The Hits v1 from our first 6 shows. Cern is busy building the new studio, Chip is still riding his bike and running all over creation. They will be back to provide you new shows in no time, but The Hits are a great way to share and introduce the show to your friends.    We wanted to give a big thanks to our wives, family and friends who are always there for support.   The Hits v1 features clips from the following episodes:   We Are Back and Shaking Off the Rust   Holiday   Steve Harvey Gone and Fucked Up   VDay   Super Bowl   Bad Month to be an Aging Rockstar   If you liked that and would like to support Chip and Cern please donate to PATREON. Stickers, t shirts, hoodies, guest spot and more.      We are getting STICKERS, HATS, TSHIRTS and a new logo designed by Michael Spiegel Design!   Follow the Chip and Cern Show to never miss anything exciting. Give us a like on Facebook, subscribe on iTunes or a thumbs up on YouTube. If you are digging what we do be sure to tell a friend. We are also on Patreon if you feel like supporting the show!   website: www.chipandcernshow.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chipandcernshow/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chipandcernshow LibSyn: http://chipandcernshow.libsyn.com/ Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/chip-and-cern-show iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/chip-and-cern-show/id1063002917?mt=2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ChipandCernShow Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chipandcernshow email: [email protected]  

It is hot in the valley. Cern’s wife threw a party, so this a pre-party podcast. Chip and Cern are drinking Summer Shandy on his hot day baking in Cern’s garage. Very fruity and refreshing.    From barstoolsports.com the 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge.    6, 12, 18, 24 is the amount of times you have to compete the following in a 24hr period.   

1. Jacking/Jilling Off to completion 
2. Running/walking miles
3. Donuts eaten
4. Beers drank

  Chip’s penis us hurting from thinking of jacking it 6 times. You can do whatever order and stragiety to win. You cannot throw up. You can combine two things like running/walking whilst drinking beers. No requirements on type of beer or donuts that must be consumed.    This would obviously be done on a weekend. For the beers you need the emptys to prove, no keg beers. Saturday is when Chip would start the challenge and Cern would start the challenge at 8am.    Beer is going to be one of the bigger numbers.   Chip doesn’t know Cern’s jack schedule, so he is going with 6 jacks. Maybe knock two out early then you need a break to recharge. Might have to get the jacks done with early cause if you are 10 beers deep you might have a hard time getting the next few jacks off.    Plus you are eating the donuts, so your body isn’t getting good nutrients.    Chip says he would do maybe the 18 or 24 miles of running cause of all his triathlon and running experience.    Cern says, without thought, 6 jacks, 12 donuts, 18 miles, and 24 beers.    You can split your running up, so you might want to do some in the morning then the rest at night.   Chip and Cern agree you gotta stick to Bud Light or Coors Light for the beer if you want any chance in hell of surviving.    Chip says running whilst drunk isn’t a good idea or very easy to do. Might be easy to go to a track.   Cern isn’t a donut fan, but he could crush a glazed. Two and he is feeling ehhhh.   Early in the am you gotta knock out some donuts, about two jacks and a few beers.    Joe was supposed to come on cause he is good at 3 of these, everything but the running.    Chip and Cern can’t even imagine how anyone can jack 12 times. Chip and Cern lock 6 jacks, and 24 beers for SuperFan Joe.    Chip can’t drink 24 beers anymore. He would need to get regular food during this challenge. Maybe needs a PB&J for himself.   Chip suggests putting 3 donuts on a longneck and working on them that way.    Running is the X FACTOR in the challenge says Cern.    Chip is thinking of breaking up the 24 mile run. Also he suggests taking a nap during the day, recharge the battery.    “We need a spotter,” says Chip. Chip and Cern think that wives would make a good spotter. Help with some jack material and keep you on task.   If you can jack 12 times in 24hrs email [email protected] and you will get a free tee shirt.    Ladies would have to jill off 6 times, which is nearly impossible because they need candles and romantic stuff to get all worked up. That is stumbling block for women.    If you are an avg Joe you will prob have to go for the 12 miles of running.   Chip’s new line up. 6 jacks, 12 donuts, 18 beers and 24 miles.   Cern’s line up. 6 jacks, 12 donuts, 18 miles and 24 beers.   You gotta to Krispy cream donut or Dunkin glazed because they are the smaller ones and easiest to go down.   Chip has a new strategy of smashing donuts down into one bigger donut. Maybe beer funnel down a few beers, but that is just one beer.    What would you do when you are drinking all these beers?    Chip is starting his day with a nice jack, a nice beer, donut and coffee. Wait he might just head right out on that run.    18 miles. You could run 3 then walk one and drink beers.    Cern has an epiphany that jacking is the factor. You don’t want to save your jacks to right in the morning.   You don’t want to put off challenges until the 11th hour.    Chip makes a Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra reference like the old man he is. Who are this generation’s Pam Anderson? JLaw from the Fappening.   Having a good spotter is key.   Donuts might be the easiest thing to do.    Chip’s new new plan. Wakes at 9, two jacks in 1hr then a few beers. Then makes his first donut brick. 2-3pm he is gonna need a Chipotle burrito.    Do you mix in water in-between beers to try to tone down your drunk level?   Since Cern is doing 24 beers to every 6th beer he will have some water.    You don’t want to get over the hump on the beer buzz and going down shit mountain cause you will be in a world of hurt. There is no coming back from shit mountain.    Cern will have Mexican food for his regular meal during the day. He will lay off the chips and salsa tho. Or make a burrito with a few donuts in there. Scramble some eggs, avocado, 2-3 donuts. Fuck Chip just reinvented the wheel.    You need to start the day with some jacks and some running. This Chip and Cern can agree on. This should happen before noon. That would leave Cern with 20 beers, 4 jacks 14 donuts. Then Cern gets himself some lunch, Mexican food as discussed earlier then have a few beers with lunch. After your 3rd jack of the day you will be pretty centered for the day. After lunch you need an other jack in, but you gotta get to work on drinking beers. The time is 2pm and you have over 9 beers in 5 hours.    If there was Challenge Party, which would get awkward quickly, Chip drinks better in social situations.    Cern is on his 3rd jack around noon and looking to get his next jack in around 3pm. Chip thinks naps are a good idea so your balls can recharge and you can sober up a bit. The key of a spotter is stressed again. At 7pm Cern need to run his last 9 miles. Try to run 7 miles then the last 2 miles would be beer drinking and cool down.    Those last few jacks you will need to dig deep. Finish all your beers then take your sleep. Set the alarm and wake up with a few more donuts and a jack.    Chip’s new new new plan. Wake up at 9. Two jacks, two beers, 4-5 donuts. Then he is going to run and not drink beer, well maybe 1-2 beers. 14 beers left, no running. 4 jacks and 13 donuts in 6 hours, so it is 2pm. After the run and Chipotle, another jack and drinking and a few donuts. Hopefully gets inspired to jack during the Giants game. The 3rd jack will need to be done by the end of the Giant’s game. Careful about riding that buzzed line to shit mountain. So by the end of the night Chip is done with beers, running and needs 8 donuts and 3 jacks. He estimates he can save 1 jack for the morning and a few donuts.    Chip thinks the donut brick will be key to donuts consumption.    Who has it harder Chip or Cern? Cern has more beers to drink, but Chip is running further.   How would you plan out your 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge? Email, tweet or contact us and let us know!   If you liked that and would like to support Chip and Cern please donate to PATREON. Stickers, t shirts, hoodies, guest spot and more.    Chip and Cern give thanks to their wives, good pals, Joe, Dana, Tony and more. Thanks for being super fans.    We are getting STICKERS, HATS, TSHIRTS and a new logo designed by Mr. S!   Follow the Chip and Cern Show to never miss anything exciting. Give us a like on Facebook, subscribe on iTunes or a thumbs up on YouTube. If you are digging what we do be sure to tell a friend. 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Chip and Cern show of their range by dedicating a complete episode to poop. No matter what age, gender or race poop, farts and related topics are always funny.   Chip has noticed a weird behavior at work in the bathroom.   When Chip is at home and has to take a middle of the night bathroom piss he sits down on the john. He then tries to catch a few winks and go to sleep whilst pissing on the toilet. Then he might fall asleep and hit his head on the bath and die.   At Chip’s work he watches the shoes and then identifies the offending pooper later on in the office.    Chip has issue with grown men who pull their pants and underwear all the way down the ankles. How dirty is that getting your pants on the ground of the bathroom where there is dried pee and other nasty stuff.    Cern is in full agreement and they both say that pulling your pants to your knees is the accepted behavior.   Chip and Cern ponder as to why someone would pull your pants all the way down to the ground to poop.    FREE STICKER if you can give Chip and Cern a good reason why you pull your pants all the way to the floor when sitting on the toilet.    What do women do in the bathroom? Chip thinks there is no way they are pulling their pants to the floor.    Cern gets yelled at for not washing his hands when he comes home.   At Chip’s work they got some new “PLEASE WASH HANDS” signs at work. He guesses there was a few complaints which caused the signs to be posted.   Cern asks if Chip is going to identify as a woman to find out if the ladies bathroom have hand washing signs.    Chip says pants all the way down to the floor is something that is taught by your parents.   Chip then awkwardly ask Cern how he teaches his little boy how to poop.   It could get sideways.    Boys get lazy and have more accidents because they don’t want to stop playing or having fun to pee.   Chip has some distorted memory of guys pissing with one hand and not even undoing the belts.    Cern shares a great story about his son who had to poop.   Little Cern said “I have to poop” so they head to the bathroom. Cern is supervising inside the stall. Someone else comes into the neighboring stall and Little Cern leans underneath the stall and proclaims “hey this guy is pooping!” No response from the stranger. “Hey why are you pooping?” no response. “Well my butt hurts. Well does your butt hurt?” the stall neighbor doesn’t respond to the 3 year olds questions. Stall neighbor starts tearing it up and pepping the bowl. “Hey this guys poop stinks!” The stall neighbor finishes up and leaves before Little Cern was able to finish his poop.   Chip doesn’t take his time pooping, he goes in and gets it done. Doesn’t even  check the fantasy line up.   Cern has nothing but silence about his fantasy team.   Chip hurries along the poop if he is ripping it up to get out of the stall before the neighboring pooper doesn’t ID him.    Chip uses too much TP and has been known to clog the toilet. He loves office toilets cause they don’t fuck around with the low flow toilets.    At Chip’s old job he clogged the toilet. Flushed once, no dice. He has respect and won’t leave turds floating. On the 3rd flush the water starts bubbling over the top and his stall neighbor starts commenting and lifting his feet up because water is pouring on the floor.    Chip has overflowed his personal home toilet too many times to count.   Chip and Cern went on a family vacation with Tony’s family to New York right after they turned 21. They cannot believe they were even invited. They went to the world famous Carnegie Deli and had one of the biggest Ruben there was ever created. They brought their leftovers and kept them in Tony’s sister’s room because their fridge was full of beer.   Chip has the meat shits and clogged the hotel toilet. A tremendous exit as he claims. Chip forgot that he had to leave the poop and clogged toilet. Their theory was that time and water will soften the poop and TP and it will flush down easier. Well they were wrong. After a night of of drinking until 4am, where Chip tried to take a sip off a crazy person’s beer they get back to the hotel room around 6am. So the poop had been sitting for nearly 12 hours. They get up the next day to go to the Yankees game and the poop continued to sit. So the poop has been clogged for over 36 hours at this point. The front desk needed to be called to send up a janitor to unclog the toilet. He came up with a 15’ snake to help unclog the toilet. Chip, Cern and Tony were in the corner of the room watching him work really hard just busting up laughing. He was sweating, cranking on this clogged shitty toilet looking over at us with evil eyes as we were just doubled over in laughter.    Cern reminds that they also puked in the subway garbage cans (Tony) and pissing on the subway tracks (Chip).    One of the shittier podcasts to date.    If you liked that and would like to support Chip and Cern please donate to PATREON. Stickers, t shirts, hoodies, guest spot and more.    Chip and Cern give thanks to their wives, good pals, Joe, Dana, Tony and more. Thanks for being super fans.    We are getting STICKERS, HATS, TSHIRTS and a new logo designed by Mr. S!   Follow the Chip and Cern Show to never miss anything exciting. Give us a like on Facebook, subscribe on iTunes or a thumbs up on YouTube. If you are digging what we do be sure to tell a friend. We are also on Patreon if you feel like supporting the show!   website: www.chipandcernshow.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chipandcernshow/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chipandcernshow LibSyn: http://chipandcernshow.libsyn.com/ Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/chip-and-cern-show iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/chip-and-cern-show/id1063002917?mt=2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ChipandCernShow Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chipandcernshow email: [email protected]  

Every show is just the show. Not more “nuggets” and if we go longer then well you are welcome.   The rant show is the theme, which is quickly derailed. New site at www.chipandcernshow.com with show notes, links, clips, etc.    Cern says “Chip is the tech guy here…” and Cern’s company has the website blocked. Gotta block YouTube, Facebook and can’t download anything unless submitting a ticket to IT.    Chip still takes notes with pen and paper which somehow got him thinking about baseball and scorekeeping. Sports Authority is going out of business. This guy near ATT park had his own scorebook.   Chip and Cern already on the baseball crutch.    This guy is keeping score at the baseball games, on the JV baseball team keeping score was a punishment. The guy with the scorebook is bragging about the games he has kept score.   Chip asks “Is this cool?"   “NO!" says Cern   Cern says only two people are allowed to keep a scorebook: the elderly and the people a few cards short on a full deck.   Baseball is a game best observed passively. Drinking beer, checking out hot chick, garlic fries. Chip doesn’t have the attention to detail required to keep a scorebook.   Cern and Tony had SF Giants season tickets and would visit Chip and his wife every weekend in SF.    This was during 2007 and 2008 seasons where the Giants were not so hot.    $20 would get you two seats at the Giants back in the day. Chip, Cern, Tony and Chip’s wife would just drink whatever they could get their hands on. Their virgin pallets couldn’t handle the Jack Daniels.    Cern would black in during the game. He would become sober at the game.    It was tough to get a cab from where Chip used to live in SF. Chip and Cern would get in shouting matches with cabs who leave their lights on. This was in the pre UBER days.    We were too drunk during most Giants games to even walk straight let alone try to keep score. Chip and Cern were too poor to drink the $9 Coors Light at the ATT Park, so would get drunk before the game, sober up during the game and the go to the bar to drink $2 Miller High Life.    Tangent BACK to the scorebook. Cern keeps score for his kids baseball game because he was forced to. Cern tells his story about how he was “volunFORCED” into keeping score. The team mom said she needed a scorekeeper and he said “I know how to do that” which was his down fall.    Cern is now the official scorebook for both teams and has to sit with two other parents who are keeping score for their respective teams. He can’t even sit with his wife during the games because he has to keep score. One guy has a huge bag of pencils to keep score. He went on to tell Cern he never played baseball.   Cern is a liberal scorekeeper and throws around his “official book” title.    “So why isn’t 1st base NOT #1 in the scorebook?” was the first question at the scorekeeping clinic. Balking is also a serious point of confusion for these new scorekeepers.    The Team Mom keeps score on the Game Keeper app, but it doesn’t keep the official book. She forgot everything her dad told her about how to keep score from her childhood. Doesn’t understand how to judge an error. Thinks only it can be caused by the player throwing the ball.    Chip used the word bee’s dick.   The scorebook was wet when Cern had to keep score. He was using a .05mm lead not the .07mm. The whole book is soaked and the pencil wouldn’t properly record. Cern ended up using a ballpoint pen to record the official book.    2hrs is the time cut off for the games that Cern is scorekeeping for. Cern is also scorekeeping and scoreboard. Pulling double duty at Little League.    Some lady walks up saying “we should have a run, but you didn’t record it."   Chip would play baseball then he would go to his job as an umpire. He remembers the fans getting so worried and bent out of shape about what was displayed on the scoreboard.    The Little League umpires are just wearing VANS shirts in basketball shorts and being slap dicks.   Chip drops a serious umpire knowledge bomb on everyone.    Chip recalls how boring and long it was to umpire the Little League games. Chip paid for his 1st car by umpiring all weekend. He would use the rest of the money on Skoal or Copenhagen.    Cern would have gotten tossed from high school games.   Weird grown men who have no kids who would umpire the same Little League team for 12 years in a row. They would have too much power over the kid umpires and they would change the calls.    Other coaches that are scouting other teams for 10 year old baseball players.    Chip is about to share his new favorite website, but derails himself with a new MLB strike zone changes.    Chip and Cern talk baseball, what a surprise. Steroid era, pitchers era with their low ERAs and now MLB is trying to shift back to the hitters.    Cern said MLB is looking to expand to Mexico, or back to Montreal. Do you drink the water at the Mexico games? Chip wonders how they will get to the Mexico games over Trump’s big wall. Cern suggests a giant slingshot or catapult.    Chip’s new favorite website. Umpire Ejection Fantasy League: https://www.facebook.com/UmpireEjections/ Umps get rated on their ejections, if they were correct or not. Tons of cool videos to watch.    Chip and Cern give thanks to their wives, good pals, Joe, Dana, Tony and more. Thanks for being super fans.    We are getting STICKERS, HATS, TSHIRTS and a new logo designed by Mr. S!   Don’t forget about Pateron if you want back the show with some monies.    Follow the Chip and Cern Show to never miss anything exciting. Give us a like on Facebook, subscribe on iTunes or a thumbs up on YouTube. If you are digging what we do be sure to tell a friend. We are also on Patreon if you feel like supporting the show!   website: www.chipandcernshow.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chipandcernshow/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chipandcernshow LibSyn: http://chipandcernshow.libsyn.com/ Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/chip-and-cern-show iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/chip-and-cern-show/id1063002917?mt=2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ChipandCernShow Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chipandcernshow email: [email protected]