I sit down with comedian, Chris Distefano. We talk about the 1975, treats, fasting, struggling with weight, performing for the troops, sharts, family time, and much more!  
 
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# 597 - Chris Distefano & I Don’t Cry Over Sweet Treats

Comic and man of the world Bert Kreischer shares his wisdom and life with you.

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I sit down with notorious gambler, Mikki Mase. We talk about how he got into high stakes gambling, getting banned from every casino, Bruno Mars’ debt, baccarat, blackjack, poker, and much more! 

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# 622 - Mikki Mase is Banned from Every Casino

This time, power-couple Gabby Reece and Laird Hamilton stop by the kitchen to talk about eating healthy, surfing, and our favorite podcasts. Plus I am paying tribute to Laird’s home state with a Hawaiian-inspired menu: poke, Spam musubi, and my absolute favorite – Hawaiian Shaved Ice. Oh, and we’re spilling a few secrets, too. 

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POKE BOWLS w/ SPAM MUSUBI

AHI POKE
* Fresh cubed Ahi
* Sticky rice; cooked
* Sea salt
* Fresh minced ginger
* Shoyu (or Soy Sauce)
* Oyster Sauce
* Sesame Oil
* Sambal
* Diced onions
* Chopped scallions
* Sesame seeds

1. Cut ahi into cubes
2. Mix thoroughly with sea salt; allow to cure for 5 min
3. Add minced ginger, shoyu, oyster sauce, esame oil, and sambal.
4. Mix thoroughly
5. Add onions, scallions and sesame seeds; mix.
6. Chill for at least 30 min.
7. Serve on sticky rice; garnish with toppings of your choice (mango, avocado, cucumber…)


SPAM MUSUBI
* Sticky rice; cooked
* Teriyaki sauce
* Can of Spam
* Sushi nori sheets
* Furikake
* Dark brown sugar
* Soy Sauce
* Mirin
* Sesame oil

1. Whisk together Teriyaki sauce, brown sugar, soy sauce, mirin, and sesame oil.
2. Microwave 30-60 seconds to dissolve sugar; set aside
3. Slice Spam lengthwise; arrange in a single layer on griddle / skillet.
4. Cook 4-5 min; flip and cook the other side
5. Spoon prepared sauce on top; cook for additional 2-3 min
6. Repeat flipping and saucing another 2-3 min.
7. Place wax paper on countertop
8. Set down nori sheet (rough side down; longer side towards you)
9. Paddle rice onto sheet; top with slice of Spam and sprinkle furikake.
10. Roll up; dab water on edge and seal
11. Cut into pieces
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Something's Burning: Hawaiian Hits with Gabby Reece and Laird Hamilton

Comedian Todd Glass and I talk about our love for Andy Frasco, sucking in your gut, magic, music, Todd’s live show, and much more!  

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# 621 - Todd Glass Made Us Edit This Out

H.Foley, Kevin Ryan, Cipha Sounds and I crash a frat party and talk all about our crazy night.

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# 620 - I Crashed a Frat Party with Are You Garbage & Cipha Sounds

I’m living out every college kid’s fantasy today – when Cheech and Chong stop by the kitchen for a little cooking and a lot of conversation. And you guessed it – we light it up. A lot. They’ve got stories to tell and I am here for them all. Plus, we chat movies, merch, and I make birria ramen.

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# 597 - Chris Distefano & I Don’t Cry Over Sweet Treats

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