Chris has opened up a pizzeria and the crushing hours are why we weren't able to record last week. But we're back with tales of cupped pepperoni, assigning points to garage sale buys, opening two boxes of ripoff "historical" cards, and more.

Big shoutout to BirdDogs.com for letting us skip a week and still sponsor this show. Go to birddogs.com/CHRISTORY for a free Yeti style tumbler with your order.

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