Welcome to a new chapter in Cousin Seth’s journey: Kringle Kindergarten.

Yes, after the events of the now-infamous trial, Seth begins his next phase of seasonal education the only way the Cousins know how—by assigning him a Bluey Christmas episode to watch, study, and review in his own… unmistakable style.

What follows is a full breakdown of the episode as only Seth can deliver: thoughtful, unpredictable, and occasionally veering into places no one saw coming.

And in a true “miracle of miracles” moment, Seth has also completed a long-awaited task—he has finally sent Cousin Mary her Christmas card. In April.

Is he extremely late for 2025?
Or somehow early for 2026?
At this point, we’re just asking questions.

It’s a fun, slightly chaotic episode marking the beginning of Seth’s Kindergarten era—with lessons, progress, and just enough confusion to suggest we’re exactly where we’re supposed to be.

Class is officially in session.

In the aftermath of what experts are already calling the most significant broadcast event of our time, the Christmas Cousins return to do the only thing left to do:

Try to understand what just happened.

Yes, we’re talking about The Trial of Cousin Seth—the so-called trial of the century, a proceeding so consequential, so emotionally charged, so thoroughly overanalyzed… that we’re still not entirely sure what the verdict actually means.

Now that the decision has been rendered (and possibly appealed in the court of public opinion), Cousin Chad and Cousin Seth are joined by Joe the Christmas Aficionado and Brian Herald aka "F. Scott FitzHerald" from Deck The Hallmark podcast to unpack it all:

• What exactly happened in that courtroom?
• Did justice prevail… or did Christmas?
• What does this mean for Seth’s future—his status, his journey, his standing in the seasonal hierarchy?
• And perhaps most importantly… what happens next?

This is less a recap and more a post-verdict summit—a gathering of minds attempting to process the unprocessable.

Because when something this historic occurs, you don’t move on.

All rise.

It’s that time of year again—the most important proceeding on the Christmas Cousins calendar: The Trial of Cousin Seth.

After completing Year Three of his journey to embrace Christmas—and, more ambitiously, all seasons—the question now stands before the court: did he do enough?

Last year, Seth earned a hard-fought promotion from Seasonal Sophomore to Jolly Junior. But this year, the stakes are higher. Will he rise to the rank of Santa Senior? Or will the court find cause for demotion… back to Jolly Junior, Seasonal Sophomore, Festive Freshman—or, in the most extreme scenario, a full reset to Kringle Kindergarten?

To ensure a fair and balanced hearing, we’ve assembled a truly formidable bench:

• Judge Bran (returning), of Deck The Hallmark and Gilmore the Merrier
• Supreme Court Justice Dan, brought in to maintain order should things spiral (they will)

Representing the case:

• Prosecutor: Joe the Christmas Aficionado
• Defense Counsel: Festive Cousin Bob of Festive Four Film Fans...a last minute no-show...hmmm???
• Voice of the People / Bailiff: Cousin Lee, King of All Superfans
• Plus, a surprise witness!!!

And at the center of it all… the defendant himself: Cousin Seth.

Evidence will be presented. Arguments will be made. Emotions may run high. The Christmas spirit will be tested.

This isn’t just an episode—it’s a verdict.

And it’s one you won’t want to miss.

Spring is here, St. Patrick’s Day has arrived, and the Christmas Cousins are doing what they do best: celebrating the seasons—and continuing Cousin Seth’s ongoing education in how to properly enjoy them.

For this special episode released on St. Patty’s Day itself, the cousins are throwing a festive little holiday party complete with one of our classic beer tastings. Joined by Joe the Christmas Aficionado and Cousin Lee, the King of All Super Fans, the crew samples some appropriately green (and hopefully delicious) brews while putting Seth to the test.

What does Seth actually know about St. Patrick’s Day? How has he celebrated it in the past? And can the cousins show him how to make it the best one yet?

It’s a little bit holiday history, a little bit beer tasting, and a lot of laughs as the Christmas Cousins prove once again that the mission is simple: help Seth learn to love every season. 🍀🍻

Look, if it were entirely up to Cousin Seth, every meal would consist of eggnog and Cadbury eggs. And while that might sound like a dream to some people, his loving cousin Chad has concerns—mainly that Seth might benefit from actual nutrition once in a while.

So in the spirit of both friendship and mild dietary intervention, the Christmas Cousins are diving into an impromptu Spring Trader Joe’s Tasting, sampling some of the newest seasonal items to see what’s worth picking up… and what should stay firmly on the shelf.

As always, the cousins give their honest takes, their questionable culinary expertise, and a few updates on Seth’s ongoing journey through life, food, and whatever new challenges come next.

After a brief winter hiatus (ie Seth finally learned how to block Chad's incessant show related texts), the Christmas Cousins are BACK—and we’re officially declaring winter over.

Cousin Seth has either seen his shadow or hasn’t (we’ll sort that out), but one thing is certain: spring is coming early and it’s time to honor a beloved Cousins tradition.

That’s right. It’s Year Three of the legendary showdown: Cousin Seth vs. the Cadbury Egg.

For two straight years, the Cadbury Egg has delivered a decisive victory. The creamy center. The psychological warfare. The aftermath. It hasn’t been pretty. But now, with another year of seasoning, maturity, and possibly digestive preparation under his belt… can Seth finally conquer the old slot of creamy goodness and make Cousin Chad proud?

Or will history repeat itself?

Winter may be over. But the Egg remains undefeated.

Let’s see what happens.

It’s February, the decorations are long gone, and the real question is… how’s Cousin Seth doing?

In Episode 260, the cousins (and the inimitable Joe, the Christmas Aficionado) sit down for a mid-winter catch-up to check in on Seth’s current vibe, his post-Christmas mindset, and whether any holiday spirit has managed to survive into February. We talk about what he’s been up to, what (if anything) is still feeling festive, his love life and where his head is as we move deeper into winter and start eyeing what’s coming next for the season.

It’s a relaxed, honest check-in—no big experiments, no formal trials—just a pulse check on Seth, and what plans are starting to take shape for the months ahead.

Sometimes you don’t need a spectacle… just a status update.

There are very few things in life that are universally beloved: puppies, ice cream, and—above all else—Cousin Seth.

Yes, it’s finally here. A party that’s literally been half a century in the making. This episode is the official Sethstravaganza, celebrating Cousin Seth’s 50th anniversary on planet Earth. Fifty years. Five decades. An era.

We’re marking the occasion the only way we know how—with a star-studded lineup of guests, live video surprises, heartfelt moments, playful roasting, and the kind of loving chaos that only a Seth-sized milestone deserves.

This isn’t just a birthday episode. It’s a once-every-half-century event.

Watch the live video over on Joe the Christmas Aficionado’s YouTube channel, or listen right here wherever great podcasts are found!

In this mid-January catch-up episode, Cousin Chad and Cousin Seth, Joe and Lee check in on life after the holidays—how the post-Christmas vibes are holding up and we cover a little about Seth's dating life...oh, who are we kidding, it was mainly about his dating life (with a special surprise segment starring Cousin Maria). Aside from that, I was on the episode and still don't know what it's about...remember, just because Christmas is over doesn’t mean Seth’s journey is.

New year, same questions—did Cousin Seth survive the holidays, or did the holidays finally survive him?

We’re kicking off Season 11 by wrapping up everything Seth thought his Christmas was going to be… and everything it actually turned into. Joined by Cousin Chad, Joe the Christmas Aficionado, and Cousin Lee (King of All Superfans), we dig into the real story behind Seth’s Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year’s Eve, and New Year’s Day.

Was it calm? Was it chaotic? Was it secretly magical? Or was it exactly as uneventful as Seth predicted—and if so, why does everyone else remember it differently?

This is the full holiday debrief: expectations vs. reality, surprises no one saw coming, and the moments Seth can’t walk back now that the season is officially over. It’s the first episode of the year, the official launch of Season 11, and the perfect reset before we do it all again.

The holidays are done. The verdict is in. And Seth is back on the record.