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Reviewed: Digger

YEEEEE-HAAAWWWWWWWW PARDNER!! We’ve got ourselves an old-fashioned rootin’ tootin’ review-a-rooskie on our hands I reckon!! Just you wait yourself and see cow pokes, cuz this week we’re tawkin’ the tawk on the newest oil-tycoon movie: Digger! You betcha, Tom Cruise and Alejandro G. Iñárritu teamed up to make this surreal satire.

**THE PROSPECTOR VOICE STOPS HERE!! PLEASE IMAGINE REGULAR KP’S VOICE WHEN YOU READ THIS PART NOW**

In addition to our Digger review, we’ve got big BIG news! We’re covering the Chicago International Film Festival!! So we’ve got our most anticipated movies we’re looking out for ahead of the festival. We hope to see you guys out there!

PLUS, we’ve been thinking about our boy Tommy C. a lot thanks to Digger, and we thought now would be the PERFECT time to make our Top 5 Tom Cruise Movies lists.

This is a good one guys! Digger’s gonna be one of the most argued about movies of the year, so bookmark this episode so you can find it later and playback what CinemaJaw thought of it when you’re arguing with your families about this movie on Thanksgiving!

Love you all – and YEEEEEEEE-HAAAWWW,

-KP

Reviewed: The Weight, Forgotten Island, Primetime

Sup alphas!!! Welcome to ProteinJaw where we’ve got a good episode talking about the best macros to include in your lunch, meal prepping recipes and how to maximize efficiency in your tooth brushing routine as we talk about The Weight!!…

…oh… what’s that?

Uhhh… Listen guys, I’ve got some awkward news. I misunderstood what it was we were doing in this episode when Ryan told me we’re talking about The Weight. Apparently, we’re not giving out fitness advice and life hacks like they do in the douchbag podcasts.

So where does that leave us? With a review of The Weight? That gold smuggling movie starring Ethan Hawke? Ohhhh right. That makes way more sense. It is Ethan Hawke month after all!

Plus, if it looks like we’ve got ourselves a REVIEW-O-RAMA bayybeeeee!! We caught the new animated flick Forgotten Island, which is made by the Dreamworks team that brought us Puss In Boots: The Last Wish. And, we also have a review of Primetime! That’s the newest R-Patt movie about To Catch A Predator and that whoooooooole web of weird and disturbing stuff.

Also, and this one is absolutely wild so brace yourselves accordingly guys, WE’RE BRINGING BACK TRIVIA!! This is huge and this is exciting.

Honestly, wow – all of that sounds way better than the Man-o-sphere exercising episode I thought. I am so glad we’re talking movies this week instead.

Sorry again about that little miscommunication at the beginning there. Maybe next time for all those out there who were seriously excited to get bro-coded lifting advice from a transexual cyclist.

Love you all,

-KP

Reviewed: Resident Evil

The fall is officially upon us and we’ve got our annual look forward to talk about everything we’re excited to see the rest of this year! That’s right, it’s our Fall Movie Preview episode where Ryan shouts out the movies he saw at TIFF that everybody should check out this fall and KP is sharing the 5 movies she’s most excited to see.

Plus, The Resident Evil movie is out and we’ve got the review for all those wondering if they should go see it!

This is a good one guys.

Enjoy

Reviewed: The Whisper Man, The Sheep Detectives, Is God Is

In this week’s CinemaJaw, we have a heaping Review-O-Rama with some streamers you can watch right now! We start off with Netflix’s crime drama The Whisper Man, based upon the book. Then we throw it over to Amazon Prime to see The Sheep Detectives – a family mystery flick. And to close our epic slate of reviews, we watched Is God Is, also from Prime, about two sisters on a quest for revenge.

One last thing we do, with how amazing this summer has been, we decided to see who in Hollywood had the best summer.

Enjoy

Reviewed: Coyote Vs. Acme

Shhhhhh. Be veeeewy quiet. We’re weviewing movies.

Or don’t. Or laugh along and talk to your car stereo like most of us do while listening along to podcasts. I guess you don’t have to be that quiet in hindsight. 

Especially since what we’re reviewing this week is an absolute laugh riot. Ryan and I got out to see Coyote Vs. Acme, the live action Looney Toons court procedural flick starring John Cena. Whew – that’s a sentence. 

And, keeping in line with cartoon antics that meet real life, would you believe that’s what we’re doing for our Top 5 this week? Well, if you wouldn’t believe that – you’re in for a rude awakening because we DO talk about our Top 5 Animation/Live Action Hybrids. 

We talk cartoons. We talk real life. We talk Movies. 

I love you all

-KP

Reviewed: The Dog Stars, Insidious: Out of the Farther

Are you not entertained!?!? Do you not love jawing about the movies???

Actually – don’t answer that; my ego cannot handle the feedback. What my ego CAN handle though – is another episode of CinemaJaw. This time, we focus on Ridley Scott, Mr. Alien himself, and we discuss our Top 3 Ridley Scott films. 

Plus, if that wasn’t enough Ridley for ya, we’ve got a review of The Dog Stars, Ridley’s newest movie about a biplane pilot in a post-apocalyptic Colorado.

Rounding out the end of this week’s episode is a quick review of Insidious: Out of the Farther. It’s the 6th entry in the Insidious franchise, and don’t worry guys, Lin Shaye is in this one too!

Love you all,

-KP

Reviewed: Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, Mutiny

This week on CinemaJaw is a big review. Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma – Jane Schoenbrun’s highly anticipated follow up to I Saw The TV Glow. Plus, in honor of Camp Miasma, Ryan and KP decided to cover their top 5 slasher movies.

Plus, we have a second review of Mutiny, one of the last action films of the 2026 summer. 

Enjoy Jawheads.

Reviewed: The End of Oak Street, The Last House

Boom boom- acka lacka boom BOOM. Open the door. Get on the floor. Everybody talk about dinosaurs.

It’s a paleontologic episode this week as we have a fun FUN review of The End of Oak Street. Dinosaurs abound in this flick by David Robert Mitchell that stars, none other, than our person of the month: Ewan McGregor.

And we’ve got a great guest to join us for this blast from the past adventure movie: Victor Aragon from the Fandads blog. Victor’s a fellow critic from the Chicago Indie Critics Circle, and we had a blast talking about The End Of Oak Street with him!

Plus, we also aren’t going to waste having a guest like Victor on the show, we also ask Victor his top 5 Ewan McGregor movies.

Plus, if that wasn’t enough for everybody, we ALSO have one extra review for everybody at the backend of the show. Ryan caught the streamer, The Last House, on Netflix.

Keep on walking that Dinosaur y’all.

Love you all,

-KP

Reviewed: Tony, The Dink, The Devil’s Mouth

In Chicago, there’s this restaurant that I absolutely love called The Handlebar. It’s this kinda divey vegan/vegetarian pub that’s bicycle themed which could not be more up my alley. And they have this sandwich that’s a vegan Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich made out of mushrooms instead of chicken. And it’s my actual favorite food of all time. The house coleslaw is the exact right amount of tangy and creamy. And don’t even get me started on that sauce. The wet-dry cayenne kick that stains the bread with the fluorescent red you want from a Nashville. When it hits with the slight kick – not overly hot but enough for you to know it’s there. I love it.

Are you hungry yet? Are you imagining your own favorite food right now? Good. Because this episode is a food episode. The new Anthony Bourdain biopic called Tony is out, and we’re getting our butts in the kitchen to see what’s cooking.

And after our firsthand look into Anthony’s kitchen, Ryan and I got to thinking about how many chefs there are in film, and we decided to cover our Top 3 Favorite Movie Chefs. And these are the pros here guys – none of the amateurs here y’all.

Plus, we’re just wetting your pallets guys, because we have two more reviews for some streamers that you could literally watch right actual now in real life. Get this: Ryan caught up with The Dink, the pickle ball comedy, as well as The Devil’s Mouth – which might win the award for best name for a shark movie ever.

This is a good one guys. Make reservations while you’re listening and go out for your favorite food after this one. It’s a celebration of food, movies and movies about food here on CinemaJaw.

Love you all,

-KP

Reviewed: Spider-Man: Brand New Day, I Want Your Sex

CinemaJaw. CinemaJaw. Reviews whatever The Movie Guy saw!!! Watch out – here’s comes CinemaJaw!!!

This is it you guys. We’re back in action with another HUGE review. Hopefully you already caught it; Spider-Man: Brand New Day! Spidey is back in full web slinging glory in the 4th installment of the Tom Holland stand-alone movies. I don’t even have a bit for this one. It’s just a major movie and I’m sure everybody at work has been talking about it.

Plus, without spoiling anything – Brand New Day has a brand new villain. And we thought it was a good time to do the Top 3 Spider-Man Villains. Get the web out of your heads and listen up y’all.

Plus, in what will probably be the BIGGEST 180 of the entire year, we actually found the time to check out another new movie, and we’re reviewing Gregg Araki’s I Want Your Sex. You read that right, and no it’s not a porno. It’s a real movie I SWEAR.

Get ready. Get webby. And get naked. It’s gonna be one of THOSE episodes on CinemaJaw.

Love you all,

-KP