Recorded on September 22nd, 2012, this classic segment marks the return of a legendary CMS antagonist. Are you ready to have your soul seared by the “purveyor of terror”, or is this just another desperate cry for attention from a guy the CMS already ran off the internet? Neeley and Chris dive into the dark, bizarre, and frankly confusing world of J.S. Bannerman—the artist formerly known as “The Rev”. Is he a master wordsmith pushing the boundaries of human psyche , or just a guy with a Scrabble board and a serious case of religious trauma? You won’t believe the “prose” being peddled here , and you certainly won’t believe where he’s hiding the pitchfork.
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– He’s Back: The Resurrection of The Rev
– Jake Bannerman: Horror Author to the Stars?
– “Devil’s Kiss”: Chris Reads the Scariest Poem Ever Written
– The “Meat and Potatoes” of Desperation
– The Jock’s Cock: A Tale of Undisguised Horror
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