Classic Metal Show

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Holy hell, the boys are BACK and Neeley is throwing absolute nuclear heat after seeing John Bush in Chicago. Chris is dealing with a week that would make a saint start throwing hands, but the music talk is what’s gonna set the comments on fire.

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What’s your favorite John Bush-era Anthrax track? Let’s hear it!

“He was not good enough to play, but he... became the drug dealer for the football team. And he did.”

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Listen, I just watched “Cocaine Quarterback” on Amazon Prime and my brain is melted. This dude Owen Hanson was a “regular nobody” who walked onto Pete Carroll’s USC team just to get girls and party, then realized he was better at selling gear than playing ball.

He goes from the sidelines of national championships to smuggling drugs into Australia and dealing with the Mexican Cartel. It gets even crazier when he tries to launder the money through a “charity” gambler who blows $2.5 Million of the cartel’s cash at the casinos. This is pure chaos.

TIMESTAMPS:

01:42 - Docu-series: “Cocaine Quarterback” 03:04 - Walking onto the USC Trojans 04:22 - Transitioning from team dealer to Pro drug dealer 05:55 - The Robin Hood 702 Money Laundering Disaster

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Is this the biggest sports scandal ever or what? Let me know in the comments!

“I shot my wife and her mom and her stepdad. Cold-blooded murder this afternoon. Each twice in the head.”

We are closing out the year with a total mental health check on the industry. We’ve got Dave Mustaine writing lyrics that sound like a head injury , Hayley Williams trying to police her audience while Chris kicks her out of Cleveland , and the most insane 90-second murder confession you will ever witness.

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Who had the more embarrassing week: Dave Mustaine or the San Fran Marketing Manager?

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“So this here, you buy the Roku stick, you plug it into the HDMI port, boom, you speed up your TV. Simple as that.”

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Listen up, bro. If you’re sitting there waiting for Netflix to load on a 5-year-old LG or Samsung, you’re doing it wrong. Chris found the ultimate cord-cutter’s late Christmas gift: a 4K Roku stick for 50% off. It’s $25. That’s like... two beers at a stadium. Just buy the damn thing and stop complaining about “janky” tech.

TIMESTAMPS:

* 01:55 - The late Christmas gift for your cheap self

* 02:18 - 50% off 4K Roku Stick

* 04:38 - Why Smart TVs are actually garbage

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What streaming device are you rocking in 2026?

🚨 NEELEY RAGES: IT’S HIS FAULT SHE GOT FIRED! 🚨

A drunken female police officer groped two colleagues, and Neeley is losing his mind not because she got fired, but because the male officer reported her! Bro, she wanted to get FUCKED. Take advantage, don’t report her, you dummy!

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Q: Would you report a colleague who groped you at a drunken party, knowing they’d lose their job? 👇

Chris and Neeley are reminiscing about the early days of The Classic Metal Show, and Chris drops a story that will make you spit out your beer. You wouldn’t believe the lengths we went to for content back then... including calling a rock star after he was dead and getting his voicemail. What the hell were we thinking?! Bro, the sheer disrespect... but we can’t stop laughing 🤘😂.

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Q: Do you delete dead people from your phone contacts? Why or why not? 👇

Chris and Neeley rip into the story of a singer who confessed she doesn’t shave ANYTHING and doesn’t wear deodorant —making her a “wildebeest” with a “tarantula in her shorts”. This leads straight into a full-scale assault on censorship and “toxic masculinity” as they defend Gene Simmons for asking an interviewer if she still models.

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Q: Do you agree with Neely: Should Gene Simmons have told the news anchor, “You are an ugly cow” in response to her being offended? 👇

🚨 WARNING: PURE CHAOS AND RAGE-BAIT AHEAD! 🚨

Chris and Neeley rip into the story of a singer who confessed she doesn’t shave ANYTHING and doesn’t wear deodorant —making her a “wildebeest” with a “tarantula in her shorts”. This leads straight into a full-scale assault on censorship and “toxic masculinity” as they defend Gene Simmons for asking an interviewer if she still models.

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Q: Do you agree with Neeley: Should Gene Simmons have told the news anchor, “You are an ugly cow” in response to her being offended? 👇

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Look, we all know Roku was the “first in” and they dominated for a reason—the shit actually works. But Chris Akin is FED UP with the 2025 “updates.” While Apple is out here giving you a clean, 10x better interface, Roku is busy figuring out how to shove more ads down your throat.

They finally rolled out a feature that rearranges your apps based on what you watch, but Chris smells a rat. Is it for your convenience, or just a way for the Roku Channel and Netflix to park themselves at the #1 spot forever? 🖕😂🤘

TIMESTAMPS:

02:00 - The outdated Roku interface vs. Apple. 04:01 - The 2025 “Cosmetic Change” that does nothing. 05:11 - The new “Rearrange Apps” setting explained. 07:53 - Predicting the Roku Channel takeover of 2026.

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QUESTION: Do you actually move your apps around, or are you one of the “lazy” people Chris is talking about?

“And I was like, oh my god, I really love getting back with these people.” Wait till you hear WHY they said it... bro, they didn’t even talk for a DECADE after the band folded! That is NOT how you expect a reunion story to start.

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Chris Akin sits down with Glucifer frontman Biff Malibu to talk about the band’s 21-year hiatus and the new release, Same Drug, New High. Biff opens up about the band’s break-up, the angry divorce they went through, and how they managed to come back with the same lineup to make new music that sounds like Glucifer. They also dive deep into why the legendary Scandinavian rock scene (including Turbo Negro and The Hellacopters) never fully broke out in the US against the tide of nu-metal. What’s the one thing Biff says is the “core” of rock and roll that you must do to keep it alive?

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