Could it be? Fran Hoepfner is BACK on this SHOW?? Yeah nerds, we’ve got our first returning guest and we couldn’t have asked for a better one!! No offense other past guests. This time, Fran is telling Rebecca about her first female crush, “SARAH” from college (still a classroom, bitch!). Rebecca is talking “JOEY”, an older crush that she actually went on dates with, very rare. This episode’s got it all: feeling required to prove your bisexuality, smoking weed and watching The Hobbit in 3D, college improv viral videos, coming out, Rebecca’s childhood revealed, LMFAO is an uncle and a nephew, boys vs WOMen, labels, feeling guilty, Garrett Hedlund, and so so much more. Follow Fran on twitter at: @ franhoepfnerFollow Rebecca on twitter at: @ AlmondMilkHotelFollow Classroom Crush on twitter at: @ ClassroomCrush SONGS DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:I Don’t Wanna Be In Love - Good CharlotteParty Rock Anthem - LMFAO Sleepyhead - Passion Pit Backwards - OupaUnderneath Your Clothes - Shakira

This week it’s our good nice funny friend Matt Roarty who we love! Rebecca is bad at podcasting today but that does not stop him from telling her All About EVE (haha do you get it), his middle school scene girl crush. Rebecca is talking about TORI, her former high school best friend/crush?? We’re talkin backstory from that First Kiss episode babyyyy. Rebecca gets riled, Matt has a Three Billboards deer moment, MCR is the only good band, being scared of crossing friendship lines, a “girl crush” is just a crush bitch!!, peak Hipster triangle energy reading poserdom, going to ridiculous lengths to stay close to a crush, and everything falling apart! Please tell us what color your aura is after listening to this episode. Follow Matt on twitter at: MattRoartyFollow Rebecca on Twitter at: AlmondMilkHotelFollow the show on Twitter at: ClassroomCrushSONGS DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: Mindless Self Indulgence - Shut Me Up I Don’t Love You - My Chemical Romance Not In Love - Crystal Castles ft. Robert Smith Jesus of Suburbia - Green DayThe Taste of Ink - The Used Cut Up Angels - The Used

Let’s Just Hide! with Robel AregaThis week we thought you deserved some R&R. That’s Rebecca & Robel, babyyy!!! The very funny and good Robel Arega, specifically. He’s telling Rebecca about a handful of middle school crushes, including MARIAH and LEXI- or should we say, “bella”. Rebecca is taking it to North Beach for her high school crush, JESSE- or should we say, nice basic white boy? Speaking of white boys, what’s the deal with them? Rebecca has questions. Valentine’s Day rejections, a failed love letter, needing validation, being “charming” but not dateable, when boys don’t have a crush on Rebecca are they just racist (no, but liiiiike), a magical week of band camp, not so subtle facebook posts, and more! Follow Robel on twitter at: @robelaregaFollow Rebecca on twitter at: @AlmondMilkHotelFollow Classroom Crush on twitter at: @ClassroomCrush SONGS DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:Club Foot - Kasabian I Only Think Of You - The HorrorsRun - Vampire Weekend May I Have This Dance - Francis and the Lights ft. Chance the Rapper

Let’s Just Hide! with Robel Arega

This week we thought you deserved some R&R. That’s Rebecca & Robel, babyyy!!! The very funny and good Robel Arega, specifically. He’s telling Rebecca about a handful of middle school crushes, including MARIAH and LEXI- or should we say, “bella”. Rebecca is taking it to North Beach for her high school crush, JESSE- or should we say, nice basic white boy? Speaking of white boys, what’s the deal with them? Rebecca has questions. Valentine’s Day rejections, a failed love letter, needing validation, being “charming” but not dateable, when boys don’t have a crush on Rebecca are they just racist (no, but liiiiike), a magical week of band camp, not so subtle facebook posts, and more!

Follow Robel on twitter at: @robelarega

Follow Rebecca on twitter at: @AlmondMilkHotel

Follow Classroom Crush on twitter at: @ClassroomCrush

SONGS DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:

Club Foot - Kasabian

I Only Think Of You - The Horrors

Run - Vampire Weekend

May I Have This Dance - Francis and the Lights ft. Chance the Rapper

Oh my GAWD there’s a lot of “oh my gawd”s in this ep. This week Rebecca is joined by the lovely Emily Clouse (Reductress, The Onion) to talk about her crush on class clown BEN, who lingered from 8th grade through high school. Rebecca is talking about AJ, a dream boy straight out of the Z Boys, okay?? VERY hot, off the charts, rock and roll. They also talk early celeb crushes, including Justin Berfield aka Reese from Malcolm in the Middle and Nat Wolff from…The Naked Brothers Band. There’s a homecoming dance, a moment of true cowardice, first makeouts, Rebecca is doing Fine and definitely not Self Sabotaging, high school musical theater drama, not being worthy of a Hot, and, oh, ya'll wanted a twist?? Then listen!!Follow Emily on twitter at: @ emilyfclouseFollow Rebecca on twitter at: @ AlmondMilkHotelFollow Classroom Crush on twitter at: @ ClassroomCrush SONGS DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: I’m With You - Avril Lavigne Everytime - Britney Spears Be Be Your Love - Rachael YamagataAlmost Lover - A Fine Frenzy

This week Rebecca is joined by the most prepared guest thus far, the hilarious Richie Owens (Please Make This)!! No shade to the other guests, we love you all and you are perfect. But like, Richie brought an outline and time stamps. He’s telling Rebecca all about his sophomore crush CARLY, and holy shit the stories!! There’s like, multiple scenes that could be the sole focus of an entire episode of this podcast, so we are very grateful and proud of this jam packed piece of content we are giving you. Rebecca is talking about ERIK, a middle school crush that was one of the first to force her to become the best friend instead of potential romantic figure. There’s so much to unpack and it’s ALL good. We got the whole rebranding your crush as a “sibling” when you feel rejected, playful ribbing as a form of immature sexual tension, bad movie watching body language, getting made fun of, a straight up RUMBLE for love, a beautiful slow dance, a preteen existential crisis, monumental moments at The Fair (be there, the fair!), why we’re so insecure, and so much more! This ep is the bomb shizzayy!!**we don’t actually talk like this anymore just listen to the episodeFollow Richie on Twitter at: @ DorkyButCoolFollow Rebecca on Twitter at: @ AlmondMilkHotelFollow the show on Twitter at: @ ClassroomCrushSONGS DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: Trailer Trash - Modest MouseDark Center of the Universe - Modest Mouse Medication - Modest MousePerfect Situation - Weezer Nineteen - Tegan and Sarah

Clearly we’re obsessed with Clickhole because this week we have another amazing writer, Noah Prestwich on the show! We (me, Rebecca, writing this) love this episode for so many reasons so you just need to listen to it to find out WHY. Noah is telling Rebecca about a fifth grade crush experience that was integral in forming guilt-based anxiety, while Rebecca is talking about “HUNTER”, a guy in high school she thought was really hot and (spoiler alert) had sex with. Did Noah murder his fifth grade crush? Why did Rebecca make sexual moves instead of emotional connections? PLUS: shared checking impulses, Rebecca and Noah need to go to therapy, feeling deserving of a relationship, not knowing what is “normal” behavior, adolescent fashion, Rebecca feeling like Oprah, and all of the good things you’d ever want in a podcast and we feel confident in saying that. Follow Noah on twitter at:@NoahPwichFollow Rebecca on twitter at: @AlmondMilkHotelFollow Classroom Crush on twitter at: @ClassroomCrush SONGS DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: You Don’t Know My Name - Alicia Keys All You Wanted - Michelle Branch Everywhere - Michelle Branch Rain City - Turin Brakes

AH!! This week Rebecca has fallen in love with another boy who has a girlfriend but MORE IMPORTANTLY, she is truly honored to have Grace Thomas (Clickhole, The Onion, good comedy you should see) on the show!! She’s telling Rebecca about a few integral high school crushes, including MAGGIE, the love letter writer, and GUS, the debate camp dream boy! Rebecca is talking about CAMILO, and she’s embarrassed by literally every word she ever sent to him. There’s a lot to get to: Peter Pan’s Jeremy Sumpter, realizing your queerness, relationship fears, backing away from a good thing, Watchmen, NOT talking about P*R BT*M, hot improv boys, literally so much we love it. Follow Grace on Twitter at: @GraceGThomasFollow Rebecca on Twitter at: @AlmondMilkHotelFollow the show on Twitter at: @ClassroomCrushSONGS DISCUSSED ON THIS EPISODE: Her Words Destroyed My Planet - Motion City SoundtrackAlive With The Glory Of Love - Say Anything

Happy post-Valentine’s Day!! Are you ready for some heartbreak?? This week Rebecca is joined by Dan Sheehan (We Still Like You, NOT A WOLF) to talk about some juicy high school rejections. Dan’s telling Rebecca about MAGGIE, his friend and then girlfriend and then ex. Rebecca is talking about JACOB, a pure hippie boy she loved with all her heart. Hormonal basement wrestling, when Lizzie McGuire fell asleep on Gordo’s shoulder, can you respect someone who blindly throws validation??, RELIENT K, when your heart has a crush instead of your body, relating to people with similar levels of trauma, and SO MUCH GOOD MUSIC. If you spent Valentine's Day alone, this is the ep for you. If you spent it with your significant other (congrats), it's still the ep for you! Laugh about how you're better than us! Follow Dan at: ItsDanSheehan & SickofWolves Follow Rebecca at: AlmondMilkHotelFollow the show at: ClassroomCrushSONGS DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: You Don’t Know What Love Is - White Stripes Where Do My Bluebirds Fly - The Tallest Man On Earth Going to Georgia - The Mountain Goats Poke - Frightened Rabbit Someone You’d Admire - Fleet FoxesA Perfect Sonnet - Bright Eyes Kathy With A K’s Song - Bright Eyes New Romantic - Laura MarlingBONUS SONGS WE DIDN’T PLAN ON DISCUSSING: Sadie Hawkins Dance - Relient K Meant To Live - SwitchfootScars - Papa Roach

Happy Valentine’s Day!! Since Rebecca predictably does NOT have a valentine, nor does she have a good story about Valentine’s Day, she decided to do something special to celebrate/mourn the occasion. This week she’s joined by the first boy she had a crush on in Chicago! Wow how embarrassing!! His name is Josh (she used to call him Myopic Books Boy) and he’s truly a good one. They talk about her humiliating moves, his obliviousness, her heartbreak, both sides of the story, the whole thing. Listen to two people do something that literally no one does!! The fact that Rebecca remembers every detail of her interactions with Josh is definitely not awkward at all and we love it.