Ohhhh boy oh boyyy have we got a corker of an ep this week! It’s Comedy writer/friend/guy, Dave Horwitz on the show, thank god!! He’s telling Rebecca about “Erica”- his high school crush and the first in a long line of Creative Girls that he’d fall for. On this ep they’re talkin Dave’s UNEXPECTED first kiss, drama in the mosh pit, when you just need someone to be kind, hook up anxiety, infidelity, white girl dreads, is Rebecca a virgin again?, forming your own narrative, “poly under duress”, when did Dave become fuckable?, getting older, and so much more!! A true meal of an episode, perhaps even a buffet. Follow Dave on twitter at: @Dave_HorwitzFollow Rebecca on twitter at: @AlmondMilkHotelFollow the show on twitter at: @ClassroomCrushMUSIC DISCUSSED ON THIS EPISODE:Hanging By A Moment - LifehouseCollide - Howie Day If I Told You This Was Killing Me, Would You Stop? - The Juliana TheoryOn Your Own Again - Scott Walker

Pour the wine, light the fire…it’s Tynan Delong on the show! He’s telling Rebecca about growing up as a crush crazy, R&B loving, super shy romantic and yeah…..he’s got the VERY DRAMATIC JOURNAL ENTRIES to prove it. But first Rebecca is venting about how men were bad this week spoiler alert literally keep your clothes on it’s so easy to do!! This ep has got it all: childhood fantasies, the line “self esteem? I have none”, a Playboy controversy, when is it fetishization (Rebecca doesn’t know!!), a devastating classroom note passing incident, private sexual experiences to a Janet Jackson song, being obsessed with the idea of love, and SO much more. Let this podcast episode hold you tight all through the night!Follow Tynan on twitter at: @TynanDeLongFollow Rebecca on twitter at: @AlmondMilkHotelFollow the show on twitter at: @ClassroomCrushMUSIC DISCUSSED ON THIS EPISODE:On Bended Knee - Boyz II MenI’ll Make Love to You - Boyz II MenWeak - SWVDon’t Let Go - En Vogue Throb - Janet Jackson Let Me Love You - Mario

Oh my god it’s Louis Peitzman on the show!! What else can be said but it is Louis Peitzman and we love him and he’s on the show?? This week Louis is telling Rebecca about the formative crush idea of older brothers, a livejournal romance, and a sexually prying AIM relationship that was probably creepy and not good but was an awakening nonetheless. PLUS: age differences, trauma at tennis camp, “penis.com”, spin the bottle, preemptive self loathing, crush whiplash, marriage, Rebecca gets something off her chest, Louis is a very literal romantic, they’re both gonna be dating someone in six months. Let the countdown begin! Follow Louis on twitter at: @LouisPeitzmanFollow Rebecca on twitter at: @AlmondMilkHotelFollow the show on twitter at: @ClassroomCrushMUSIC DISCUSSED ON THIS EPISODE:Falling For The First Time - Barenaked Ladies Maybe This Time - FROM CABARET BABYBe Still My Heart - The Postal ServiceGoodbye Until Tomorrow - FROM THE LAST FIVE YEARS (but only the happy part)

Yep folks you read it here first this podcast episode is very honest and brave and so is this week’s insanely talented and hilarious guest and we’re obsessed it’s Blythe Roberson!! She wrote the book How To Date Men When You Hate Men so obviously we are blessed to have her on the show. She’s telling Rebecca about ALEX, a literal jock she was in love with for the entirety of high school and who she was “close friends” with because that’s fine and healthy! PLUS they’re talkin: sleeping with guitar players, Gary Cole’s dick, when friends ask you to do things they never would, disruptive across the room flirts, “conventionally attractive” guys, Blythe rediscovers old and problematic emails LIVE AND ON THE AIR, Rebecca updates you on kissing in India, and SO MUCH MORE!! Follow Blythe on twitter at: @blythelikehappyFollow Rebecca on twitter at: @AlmondMilkHotelFollow the show on twitter at: @ClassroomCrushMUSIC DISCUSSED ON THIS EPISODE:You’re So Last Summer - Taking Back Sunday True Love Waits - Radiohead

Hide your girlfriends because this week it’s Mike Abrusci on the pod and he WILL kiss your girl!! Jk he doesn’t do that….anymore…..! Mike is telling Rebecca about a high school friend/crush triangle involving himself and “JEN” & “LINDSAY” and yes he was a sidepiece!! They’re talking: telling your crush about your crushes, wild girls, masochism, fingering!!, long distance romance, anxiety around initiating, love languages, PLUS cancel culture is in full effect, Strong Season is yes of course strong, Rebecca’s DM skills are declining, Chris Carrabba come on Classroom Crush. Wait a minute…#CConCC….just thought of that. Okay cool #CConCCFollow Mike on twitter at: @mikeabrusci Follow Rebecca on twitter at: @AlmondMilkHotelFollow the show on twitter at: @ClassroomCrushMUSIC DISCUSSED ON THIS EPISODE: Polar Bear Club - Silent Majority I’m So Tired - Fugazi

This week we’re back with the famous Fran Hoepfner for her THIRD appearance on the show, because of comedy rules! Jk it’s just because we like her. Fran is telling Rebecca about MIKE, a high school marching band crush and all the late night chats and long bus rides that made her act like his gf. They’re talkin projecting, “emotional labor”, crush badges of honor, Fran is volcel, a truly triggering message confession, relationship imbalances, prom drama, shooting your shot and so much more!! Follow Fran on twitter at: @franhoepfnerFollow Rebecca on twitter at: @AlmondMilkHotelFollow the show on twitter at: @ClassroomCrush

This week we’re back from VDay hiatus and most things are bad but something that ISN'T bad is that on this episode Rebecca is joined by the very funny and very chill Jack Bensinger! Jack is telling Rebecca about his high school English teacher who was very STRONG and RUSSIAN and seemed to UNDERSTAND him. Plus: flirting with mechanical pencils, intangible looming fears, cartoon crushes, Jack’s traumatic life, very smart philosophical questions, feeling rejected by the world, does Rebecca actually have a foot fetish, anxiety, who to date on Lost, and so much more! Follow Jack on twitter at: @JackBensinger Follow Rebecca on twitter at: @AlmondMilkHotelFollow the show on twitter at: @ClassroomCrushMUSIC DISCUSSED ON THIS EPISODE: I Believe - Blessid Union of Souls More Than Words - Extreme

Warning!! Two former absolutely FUCKED UP teens are on a podcast together!! This week it’s Jeremy Levick on the show! You know him from Clickhole, The Onion, and obviously Tag and were you laughing so much? Jeremy is telling Rebecca about three vital crushes from 8th grade to high school and all the drama of friends to “dating”. This ep has got it all: when a soft crush becomes a hard crush, society!!, emotionally intelligent teen breakups, when you’re literally deep and have problems actually, boundaries, the weight of email, generational codependence?, best friend codes, Rebecca is a good host and therefore Jeremy is a good guest, and plus....could it be that a new season has begun?? Find out!!Follow Jeremy on twitter at: @jeremylevick PLEASEFollow Rebecca on twitter at: @AlmondMilkHotelFollow the show on twitter at: @ClassroomCrushMUSIC DISCUSSED ON THIS EPISODE: Between the Bars - Elliott SmithCaring is Creepy - The Shins To Be Alone With You - Sufjan Stevens Chicago x 12 - Rogue Wave

Don’t be scared, this is just a podcast and we are NOT breaking up with you. But this week’s guest, Ang Ferraguta IS ready to relive some trauma! On this episode Ang is telling Rebecca about MIKE, NICK, and “DAN” and the associated drama escalates with each boy! Strap in for a built up twist that will be, you guessed it, sad! Plus: are Rebecca and Ang incel actually, Abrecrombie & Fitch based insecurities, giving chances, that flippy hair, a BIBLICAL BETRAYAL, literally a Say Anything moment, female friendships, is this a prank?, Rebecca is no longer passively fine being single, Ang has MOVED ON. Follow Ang on twitter at: @MagnaFarta Follow Rebecca on twitter at: @AlmondMilkHotelFollow the show on twitter at: @ClassroomCrushMUSIC DISCUSSED ON THIS EPISODE: Addicted - Simple PlanYou Can Call Me Al - Paul Simon Everywhere - Michelle Branch Somebody to Love - Queen Half of Something Else - Airborne Toxic Event

What happens when you get two of the most online, playlist-making, Third Eye Blind-ing, hardcore-crushing people on the internet together via skype on a podcast?? This epic (like The Odyssey) episode!! This week Music’s James Cassar joins Rebecca to tell the expansive tale of MANDY! We’re talkin origin story type shit WITH: a fifth grade bonfire disaster, NOT 8th grade grinding to Lil Jon, a long distance online relationship, is Leona Lewis dead?, when URL becomes IRL, 2009, cerebral palsy, religious dads, LETTER WRITING, an unexpected resolution?? There is absolutely too much content in this podcast episode to summarize so weirdly enough you’re just gonna have to listen to it. Follow James on twitter at: @getcerebralFollow Rebecca on twitter at: @AlmondMilkHotelFollow the show on twitter at: @ClassroomCrushMUSIC DISCUSSED ON THIS EPISODE: Sirens - Angels & AirwavesHero/Heroine - Boys Like Girls Sunshine - All American Rejects BONUS TRACKS: Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been - Relient K No One - Alicia Keys Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis Snap Yo Fingers - Lil Jon