Clocking the Nation

Hey gworls, got a little snack for y'all to to nibble on so your blood sugar doesn't go insane while we're a little 2 week vacation. Here's Part 1 of our latest episode, Part 2 out mañana. In this one we discuss the latest TikTok creep to be exp0sed, none other than the queen of unbothered- Miss Rodger Cleye herself, who vanished from TikTok last week.. Plus, the brogrammers are spilling the tea on Austin, Texas girl and it's not looking too cute. What they thought would be a bastion of tech, innovation, art and free speech in the American South is quickly turning into a dust bowl filled with salty gentrifiers eating TexMex. And don't worry, we didn't forget to look into the Burning Man mess, lots of crossover research there. And FINALLY, we talk why Bumble's trying to make ghosting illegal. 

Sorry we're late goyas we've been traveling and making mogul moves. On our latest episode, we give you an update on some of the messiest girlies on the right. Miss Pearly Davis got clocked on live TV for everyone to see, Candace Owens interviews Andrew Tate's busted house, and Margarine Taylor Greene shows Hunter Biden's noods to Congress. On the GOP primary front, Trump is busy getting indicted and fat-shaming Chris Christie. Meanwhile, Ron Desantos, the latest slavery influencer, is busy flopping because New Hampshire voters would literally rather vote for a man in prison.

The summer heat is cranked high and the girls are acting up in this latest episode. Elon Musk is reeling as Zuck launches Threads, an unseasoned version of Twitter, which grew to over 100 million users. Chris and Karina clock their feud for views and attention. Your hosts also discuss how Mr. Beast and Ice Spice may have more in common than meets the eye, Logan Paul's energy drink is under investigation, and why Trump is lamenting that Hunter Biden didn't get the death penalty. And lastly the story of the month, sex education influencer Kevin Leonardo is baring it all on YouTube the HOUSE. Enjoy these important updates you won't get on Fox News or CNN, sweetie.

Hot goya summer is in full effect! Chris and Karina are back with a hilarious episode where they dive deep into the Bloomberg portal to clock the latest tea. Conservatives are getting mad at ketchup and mustard, Elon Musk is trying to recruit Rachel Maddow while stanning the Unabomber, and AI Mr. Krabs is addicted to drugs.  Also, Jeffree Star gets swatted the houssseee after a TikTok live with Terri Joe and Trump is talking himself into jail. Your fav hosts clock it awwwwl. Enjoy! <3

Hey y'all we're back with a jampacked show all about blowing out the dust from this raggedy country! We discuss how our government is being used as hospice care, George Santos is being unjustly persecuted on behalf of shoppers everywhere, and Yeonmi Park is spreading tall tales about North Korea's dust policies. Get into this mess, we'll give you the energy you need to start your hot girl summer.

This was an eventful week in the news media! Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson get the axe; we discuss the drama and where they may end up next. The tea is PIPING, so we cool down with a Starbucks Oleato, the new drink that's sending people to the bathroom all over America. Alec Baldwin was acquitted of all charges in the death of Halyna Hutchins, leading his wife Hilaria to post a fugly Instagram photo of them. We clock every detail of that mess. Then we end with a stop at Austin, Texas, where Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership has landed, supposedly providing a safe haven from cancel culture.

We're back with our best episode ever! And yes, we say that every time because every time it's true. We start with a trip off the Las Vegas strip where people are playing up tropical for views. An update from Donda on how the school is literally a cult. Then Chris and Karina clock Candace Owens for calling Jojo Siwa lesbian for views. We end off with a man who claims that Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner took his every last penny, leaving him to be anything for views for coin online. That and SO MUCH more in this week's episode!

This week we discuss the Trump indictment and how it's essentially the thesis of this entire show. Trump's desperate azz may become a passport bro, a group of men from TikTok and YouTube who are leaving America to get women abroad. We clock how these guys are getting rejected even from the poorest regions. And then speaking of scammers and flops, we discuss how we got banned from Postmates. Enjoy our best episode yet girlies!

This week, we clock superficiality in the metaverse and IRL. Palmer Luckey, inventor of Oculus VR, has made a new headset that combusts your entire badussy. We touch on the Oscars, where Michelle Yeoh sent a powerful message to Don Lemons everywhere. Then we take a dive down a Twitter rabbit hole to learn why libs are getting mad about Ron DeSantos' Navy days. Strap in for an epic clocking, girl.

We're back with our first episode of March, get ready because your girls went full political the houz. The wonky FDA busted on Elon for wanting to implant chips into our brains. Elon also threw a tantrum over ChatGPT being woke for not saying slurs to prevent a nuclear winter. Ron DeSantos paid a visit to the duuuusty Reagan library to spread his mess and collect California coins. Republicans are salty that Zelensky doesn't turn out looks and only wears Home Depot clothes. We clock all of that and more in this hilarious, jam-packed episode. Enjoy girlies!