On this August edition of CTN, your hosts dive face first into the failed libs drooling while our country sinks deeper into its corporate crypt. Andrew Cuomo's social media team is flopping while trying to attack Zohran Mamdani for living in a rent stabilized apartment. We clock how Cuomo sounds turnt in recent videos, and how his campaign is prolapsing online. Minority Speaker Hakeem Jeffries is a total thot on Instagram and X with photoshopped pics of his waist, crotch, and shoulders henny. Those lines are warped affff, hire an intern babe. And Pete Buttigieg is going azz up for Izzzrael, it's not looking cute for these establishment girls. And in the marketing world, Sydney Sweeney and American Eagle told us how jeanz are passed downnnn from parensss to ossspring, and girl their sales tanked. Elf Cosmetics also went desperate for views, hiring comedian Matt Rife to sell makeup even tho he makes jokes about DV. Our theory is that if you go woke you broke, and if you go anti-woke you go HELLA broke. And lastly, poor Grok got suspended on X for clocking Netanyahu, Elonka, and Dump yet again. THIS ONE IS THICCCC, so enjoy!

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WE'RE BAAAACK to clock this fugly timeline. Zohran Mamdani's upset win in the NYC Democratic Mayor Primary has everyone's undies in a twist, especially Blue MAGA. After flopping to get in Andrew Cuomo's dusty house, they're hoping that Eric Adams will save them with his nothing for views get ready with me's on Reelz. Piers Morgan hosted a Google Meet zircle jerg with a DNC dusty, skeletor Rudy Giuliani, Geraldo Rivera (?), and Cenk Uygur desperate for view. Palantir Founder Peter Thiel prolapsed on Ross Douthat's dusty New York Times podcast, going full technofasc and calling Greta Thunberg the antichrist. All of this plus some sus selfies from Manny MUA and Drake.

Hello Dubaiiii. Welcome to the Shahs of Sunset edition of CTN, where we clock how everyone and their mother is going Habibi for a view and a coin henny. Dump went on a tour to the Middle East, snagging coins, views, and planes. Elonka, feeling left out and debunked by shareholders, is making deals with Saudi Arabia, uploading his Starlink mess into their server. Their Minister of Communications and IT, Adullah Alswaha, will do ANYTHING for a PayPal dusty view or coin. David Saggs and Marc Andreessen go busted for views on podcasts and group chats. Piers Morgan is inviting every single fugly on the internet to appear on his show, we clock Lily Gaddis, Ye + Sneako, and more of the busted guests he milks for clicks. And Ethan Klein is going feral over Hasan Piker, who called his wife BUSTED for international criminal views.

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Miss Bonnie Blue recently set a record for being the most ranthru person on planet earth, clocking over 1k guys in 12 hours. She can't help but be anything8views on social media and even on local news shows. South African PayPal Dusties and other billionaire friends are lining up to Bonnie Blue all of us. Peter Thiel finally gets the clocking he deserves on this show, along with his other South African besties. Dump's tariff debacle has caused him to lose support from his stans Bill Ackman, Ben Shapiro and Dave Portnoy. Dave can't help but keep crying about his crashing portfolio on X, making him regret riding the Dump train. And of course, there's Elonka Musk who is now exiting the Dump admin, leaving his legacy of the two most ranthru months in recent government history. He clashes with Peter Navarro on tariff policy and also streamed Path of Exile 2 on X, where he got cyberbullied to oblivion. Listen in for a clockable update on the state of zoyziety.

Sorry it's been a minute gworls, we're excited to return with a thick episode filled with hilarious takes on the top stories of our busted nation. Elonka has been getting clocked, from White House meetings to Tesla dealerships nationwide. His musty outfits and behavior have been having real world consequences, we investigate how he's trying to clean up his act. JD Vance has also been getting blown out all over the internet, with edits of his face flooding our feeds following a testy meeting with Zelenskyy. The media landscape has been negative for views with the pundits these days, we clock how Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy is now a regular fixture on Fox Business. CEO of JP Morgan, Jamie Dimon, has become work from home's biggest opp, saying it ruins business and should be abolished. Meanwhile, he thinks DOGE and Elonka is Einstein-level behavior...okay goya. And of course, we can't forget to dip into the Nunuverse for some Ash Trevino and Jefa tea updates. Miss Jefa attempted to host a meet and greet "with chips for the exclusives." All of this AND so much more. Enjoy!

This soyciety is getting FUGLY THE HOUSE. In this episode, your girls clock the rise of the tech bro from nothing for views to taking over the inauguration. Elonka has been on a Yahtzee bender, giving salutes, calling into far-right German parties, and promoting mess on X. Even his own AI, Grok, thinks he's busted, especially after he got exposed for faking his video game prowess. Dusty Bill Gates has been feeling irrel, so he's decided to run to the media to talk about his failed marriage, doing drugs, and most likely having autism. Ashley Trevino has been at it again, this time meeting up with frenemy Jefa in NYC and bringing bed bugs with her. Witnesses on TikTok live saw one crawling on her pillow case, and others filmed exterminators entering her Texas home. And lastly, Bill Maher had anti-aging zealot Bryan Johnson on his show for an interview turned one-sided rant by a turnt Maher. They talk Nunu Banana data and retaining their youth.

The much-anticipated Part 2 of the NUNU GAMES has arrived (y'all really seem to like this drop!) People are so desperate for views that they're begging while behind bars. Diddy is allegedly PISSED that Luigi is way more popular than him with other inmates, especially since he's innocent, he says. You wanna know how it smellll?????? Ask George Santos, he know it smell wellllll. He also made it known that Matt Gaetz has a busted mug. We clock how these failed congresspeople are trading makeup tips on their little TV shows. The US military is BLOWN all the way out, with favorability at an all-time low. Their solution? Spend budget to recruit viewers from the Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson shows...lol. And then we haaaad to spill the tea on miss Jumi B Bello, an alleged author with a knack for plagiarism. Whew, everyone is DESPERATE for views in this installment of the Nunu Games.

Happy New Year goyals! We're kicking off 2025 with a two-part special to keep you fed. To start, we talk about how the year is getting off to a bumpy start, with attacks, disasters, and billionaire mess. We deep dive into Mark Zuckerberg's broification and make over of Meta to further dupe Elonka's house. Elonka Musk has been ruffling feathers over in MAGAland with his support of Vivek's H1B visa tweet. Even Dump is getting annoyed, reportedly saying he's tired of having him over at his house all the time and that he hates the AI memes of him kissing President Musk's feet. And then we clock miss Ash Trevino, the evil queen of TikTok Live, who recently released her hit song NUNU. We are truly living in a culture that celebrates mess.

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Oooh girl this may be our best episode yet! The universe gifted us with a buffet of busted the house to feast on. Our fav work from home senator John Fetterman Zoomed into The View to share the dustiest takes. He says Biden should also pardon Dump and that Elon and Vivek are gonna drain the swamp with DOGE. Morning Joe has a total meltdown on air after his viewers accuse him of kissing Dump's ring during his trip to Mar-a-Lagos. Ted Cruz even piled on, saying he was giving kisses down low, which is ironic because Cruz eats Dump's house every chance he gets. We, of course, clock the tea surrounding UnitedHealthcare CEO pewpewer Luigi, who has everyone's kitties roaring on the timeline. And we dig into some of Daily Mail's coverage of Biden and Dump, and how they play equal opportunist for views with the shadiest SEO headlines of all time.

Welcome to the official launch of S2 of Clocking the Nation! Your gurls are back on the busted beat, bringing you the biggest stories on this ran thru, blown out Nation. We're entering Dump 2.0, and we're seeing our predictions and theories from Season 1 take shape right before us. From Elon buying out the country and going full psycho on X, to the manosphere podcasts soaking up more views than legacy media. We start with Elon, who is posting on 10 different X accounts every 5 minutes, what's happening on his fake profiles? Then a rabid Cenk Uygur of the Young Turks goes on a nothing4views rant about Dump and the Dems. Nick Fuentes pepper sprays a 57-year-old vegan activist who showed up at his doorstep to chat and it reminded us of attending UC Berkeley. Then on TikTok, Don Lemon has claimed a permanent spot on our FYP as he goes live every single day to debate the goyas for views. Enjoy and get ready for mess on and off the pod!