Clocking the Nation

The girlies are redpilling again! Don Lemon, Chris Cuomo, and Jeffree Star have more in common than you think. Their astronomical flops have pushed them further to the Right as they become desperate for views. Then after paying homage to UC Berkeley royalty, Chris and Karina put on their Big Red Boots and stomp out of their Democrat Run Cities and into the astral realm.

So many feuds to unpack this week! Ron DeSantos and Trump go toe to toe in what could become a competitive Republican primary. Falsie flop Mikayla Nagueira gets a coveted invite from Jeffree Star to be buried at his YikYak farm. Busted billionaires Bill Gates and Elon Musk mud wrestle for the last dose of Ozempic. And America is shook to its very core by a foreign hot air balloon.

The beauty girlies are at it again Knives Out style. Makeup guru Mikayla Nogueira is accused of gluing false eyelashes in her latest L'Oreal sponsorship and Jeffree Starr pounced on it as an opportunity for views. Speaking of Miss Starr, she unfollowed Rich Lux (frenemy of the pod) and is getting cozy with the NFL. Then, Elon Musk makes a couple of surprising admissions, making Chris and Karina hate him 1% less.

This one's a doozy, dolls. We step into Miss George Santos's heels to understand why she lies so much. Prince Harry takes us on a personal tour to todger town as we recount some of the Freudian slips that made it into his published book "Spare." Then we head over to WeHo, where 6 gay men are fighting for their lives because their awful show took airtime away from Rupaul's Drag Race. Lastly, we end with a meal at Noma, supposedly the best restaurant in the world that's shutting down for good.

We're back with the second part of our special this week! Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders has banned the word "Latinx" in Arkansas as her first order of business. Tucker Carlson throws a hissy fit over the new plus-size M&M and throws neck for Alex Jones in leaked texts. And the Pillsbury Doughboy comes out as non-binary...in Chris and Karina's imagination.

We're back with longer episodes and part one of a double feature! What DON'T we cover in this episode? AI takes center stage; we heard there's a new robot that can blow your back out. Gwen Stefani also got her 23 and Me results in, and guess what? She's 100% delusional! As a bonus, we talk about Tory Lanez, Tumblr, and OkCupid the house.

A long time ago in a busted galaxy far, far away...the United States Space Force has a scandal involving a chartreuse mankini. Chris and Karina are back with long-awaited intergalactic tea to spill, and girl we're just getting started! From Miss Roger Stone and Alex Jones, to Sims 3 and right-wing scrutiny of drag shows, we cover it all in this episode, honey.

Today we take you on a journey to MAGAville, aka Truth Social, as we infiltrate to uncover mess. It's Kurtains for Sinema as she exits the Democratic party, the New York Times is gooped by Elon, and Brittney Griner is freed and conservatives are predictably angry the house.

Welcome to Episode 1 where right out the gate we go for some of the most busted men in the biz. Donald Trump hosts a star-studded dinner party at Mar-a-Lago, Elon Musk gets catty the house on Twitter, and Alex Jones tries to pay off his massive amount of debt with some bourbon.

Political influencer culture is ripe for a takedown, and we're ready to clock some houses. In this intro, learn what Clocking the Nation is all about and how we met. Then we give a quick dictionary sesh to teach you about how we dissect the mess. Get ready for the gayest podcast in the metaverse.