If a turkey wore jeans, would it wear them like this or like this? Jodi and Nora start out with the worst (best) non-TV videos of the week, including Kate Beckinsale telling Jimmy Kimmel that her daughter’s boyfriend has laid eggs (13:57), Dua Lipa’s commercial for the 2026 Winter Olympics (20:30), a haunted “What’s Behind Me?” segment from Fallon (26:17), Martha Stewart’s denim turkey (30:22), and Kim Kardashian’s low brain activity (35:30). Then they dive into some D-list (F-list, even) celebrity news: The Wall Street Journal’s feature on Club Chalamet (40:00), Whitney Leavitt getting cast as Roxie Hart (52:18), and Olivia Nuzzi updates (58:20). Finally, they blush about the gay hockey show on HBO, ‘Heated Rivalry’ (1:19:00), before each sharing their personal obsession for the week (1:30:30).

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Hosts: Jodi Walker and Nora Princiotti

Producers: Sasha Ashall and Belle Roman

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