Happy Cornucopia Day to yous! In honor of this troubled holiday falling on a Thursday we are releasing a special (just us) episode on a Tuesday. This week we are really running the gamut, serving our deranged mindgrapes on a platter for you: JoJo Siwa’s coming into her sexuality on Dancing with the Stars, Natalie Wood’s sister Lana all but confirming Anne’s belief that Kirk Douglas raped a young Natalie, and a deep dive on one of our go-to warm-blanket films, Clueless. We breakdown director Amy Heckerling’s 1995 comedy classic: from Amy’s IRL dalliances, the tragic loss of Brittany Murphy, Twink Caplan making bank from her AP credit (we allege!), and Julie Brown repping for the queers. Plus, we top this totally chaotic episode off with a little clip from our sitdown with The Facts of Life star Mindy Cohn talking about that infamous first season and all the “lost girls” that were fired before they had a chance at season 2! We hope you enjoy! 

We love Templeton from Charlotte’s Web (“Smorgasbord” sang by Paul Lynde in the cartoon movie) 

JoJo Siwa is having a gay evolution on Dancing with the Stars 

JoJo doing “Body Language” (Queen), “Feedback” (Janet Jackson)

Lana Wood has announced that Kirk Douglas raped Natalie Wood

Kirk Douglas honored by Golden Globes with the Cecil B Demille Award in 2018, the year of #MeToo

Michael Douglas says “may they both rest in peace.”

This December is all about Natalie Wood (Miracle on 34th Street, West Side Story)

Marni Nixon was the singing voice of Natalie Wood in West Side Story (her original audio can be heard here) 

This LOST VOCALS youtube page is incredible

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice (other woman was Dyan Cannon)

Elliot Gould was sexy

Mindy Sterling could’ve been up for Miss Geist (famous for playing Frau Farbissina)

The Chris Kattan Amy Heckerling fiasco (Kattan also dated Jennifer Coolidge for a long time)

Amy Sherman Palladino is the poor woman’s steampunk Amy Heckerling (Heckerling by way of Linda Perry)

Heckerling dated Bronson Pinchot for a long time

Bronson Pinchot in Putting it Together on Broadway with Carol Burnett 

Swing Revival in the mid to late 90s

Peach Pit After Dark

Dan Hedaya is a man that Anne loves  

Hedaya was on the The TORTELLIS (not the “Tarantellis” as we said on the ep) the Cheers spinoff with previous guest of the show, Mandy Ingber, ep #26

Donald Faison chose to have Murray have braces because his teeth were so small

He’s married to Jessica Simpson’s former assistant, CaCee Cobb

Brittany Murphy’s “I’ll Never Tell” in the Michael Douglas movie Don’t Say a Word

Murphy sang in Happy Feet

Was the featured vocalist in Paul Oakenfold’s club track, “Faster Kill Pussycat” 

There’s an HBO doc about Murphy: What Happened Brittany Murphy

Was on Broadway in A View from the Bridge with Allison Janney and Anthony LaPaglia

Jamie Walters was Ray Pruitt on the original 90210

Clueless the Musical with Dove Cameron as Cher

“The Lost Girls” of The Facts of Life