Is this what happens when anyone with a phone and a pulse gets a “radio show”? Neeley and Chris stumble upon a “classic rock” podcast that’s supposed to be about KISS, but somehow devolves into a nauseating support group for dead cats and hair bobs. Is the mainstream so desperate for “diversity” that they’ll give a platform to two broads who spent more time at the Cheesecake Factory than listening to Destroyer? Only the CMS has the balls to ask: Has the “female perspective” officially castrated the hard rock genre?

* The “Kay and Abi” Warning: Stumbling into the Blog Talk Radio abyss.

* Pussy Talk (Literal Version): The “Metal” way to discuss feline leukemia.

* The Fancy Turd Incident: Drunk texting from the Cheesecake Factory.

* Rocking the Bob: Why hair length is apparently more important than riffs.

* The Ace Frehley “Anomaly”: Two chicks enter a trance over a holographic cover.

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