Did Jeffrey C. Music actually destroy his career with one Cannibal Corpse cover? What was in the “tragic” letter that convinced a YouTube legend to sing about smashing faces for a nine-year-old girl? Neeley and Chris dig into the most bizarre, cringe-inducing, and low-key hilarious moment in CMS history. Is this the peak of internet manipulation, or did “Stoner Al” just pull off the ultimate “shock jock” prank? You won’t believe the lyrics Jeffrey actually sang until you hear the breakdown.

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- Stoner Al’s “Master Plan” Revealed

- Jeffrey C. Falls For The “Sick Child” Bait

- The Most Inappropriate Dedication In History

- Jeffrey C. Attempts Death Metal Vocals (Total Trainwreck)

- The Letter Exposed: How He Got Away With It

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